i am drunk.
rosalie deserved better
emmett is a moonshiner
bella is at the very very least, bisexual
eddie anxiety
CHARLEI IS FATHER
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i’m glad y’all enjoy my drunk post that took me an hour to write 🤧🥴
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i am drunk.
rosalie deserved better
emmett is a moonshiner
bella is at the very very least, bisexual
eddie anxiety
CHARLEI IS FATHER
volture
i’m glad y’all enjoy my drunk post that took me an hour to write 🤧🥴
shitting and sobbing at this
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
I FINALLY FOUND IT
god, this fuckn takes me back
I can't with y'all 😂😂😂
broke: let’s dig up Jefferson’s grace to see if he’s still wearing his miku binder
woke: let’s dig up Madison‘s grave to get a look at that domptruck
thinking about how one of my first actions as a netizen was to google “are we made of poop”
I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
ID: a tag that reads “this is the only christian vision i actually think was sent by god.” end ID
Jesus really said Not On My Watch
My favorite authorial anecdote is and always will be the time scott fitzgerald showed ernest hemingway his dick at a cafe on the rue jacob.
tag yourself: twin peaks edition
LELAND.
I absolutely cannot accept any other headcanon for Christine Daae except that she’s just. A really fucking weird person. Like, still very nice and polite, a bit shy. You’d like her if you met her. But you talk to her for a few moments and you’re like, “Oh! Okay! You’re the weirdest bitch I ever met in my life!” I fully believe all the other dancers found out about the whole Situation she got involved in with the Opera Ghost and were just like, “Mm, yeah, that checks out.”
One of Christine’s former coworkers, telling this story to her children 30 years later: Christine Daae heard a voice coming out of the vent telling her she was a bit flat when she was singing in the shower and believed it was the Angel of Music. She went through her dressing room mirror to meet her Angel and rode on a boat he had hidden in the sewers along with a bunch of candles. There was a mannequin wearing a wedding dress that was her exact measurements even though they hadn’t met in person before and I’m not one hundred percent sure that was a dealbreaker. She told him to go fuck himself when he kidnapped her boyfriend and then made out with him to convince him not to blow up to the opera house. I’m giving you more description than you need, ’cause I need you to believe me. This was a real person I knew and existed at a place of business.
Hey, gay working class and gay rural interests, aesthetics, and culture belong within the wider LGBT+ community. Country music belongs in gay spaces. Camo and trucker caps and work boots belong in gay spaces. Trucks and doorless jeeps and shitty old beaters belong in gay spaces. GEDs and high school educations and blue collar jobs belong in gay spaces. Being broke and looking like shit belongs in gay spaces. The community isn’t owned by the wealthiest San Fransisco and New York gay-geoisie. Their interests, appearances, and beliefs do not define queerness.
Me: It’s important to remember to be inclusive of gay people from rural backgrounds.
Parts of Tumblr.com: I have literally never heard of classism and thus have no frame of reference for the idea that I should be nice to people with stereotypically low class interests and so I will make fun of those interests now.
Me: Ah so I see I have overshot where y’all are at
Everyone in the notes: Yas! I love farms! Love them chickens, farm core is my life!
Bitch we all know you like farm asthetique. What we want is support for the Actual rural southern queer community. The trailer park/pre-used prefab queers. The ones who are never going to get more than a 10th grade education and work dirty blue collar jobs with hard labor. And remember that this whole ass time we often have to lie about who we are so we can keep the shitty hard labor jobs that fuck up our bodies. And remember that these communities are also black and Hispanic communities?? I see y'all in the notes “this is so white, this is so white” like the entire South isn’t full of poc and queer poc who struggle even harder because of all this??
Broke: everyone in the rural south is white homophobic racists
Woke: the rural south has large populations of queer poc who get no support and no acknowledgement within broader queer culture past the “gay cowboy” asthetic
dont make me tap the sign again
People REALLY tend to forget that lots of good people exist in the American rural south. But since democrats and other progressive politicians don’t want to campaign there and nobody new wants to move there, there are very few resources for young people, queer youths included, to learn more about allyship and the LGBTQ. And the fact that progressives often shun poor rural folks doesn’t help the matter. @thecornbreadcommunist on TikTok has some really interesting insights into southern culture, and its intersectionality with the LGBTQ, so definitely check out his page if you’d like to learn more.
queer is such a great word
I don’t know what young or new LGBTQIA++ person needs to see this, but queer is a wonderful word. It’s not a bad word, it’s not a slur, and you don’t need to be afraid to use it or scared of it.
It’s a word for when we don’t quite know what we are. Or when what we know about ourselves is complicated, and we need a quick explanation. Or when we don’t need to share more. Or sometimes it’s just the best fit.
It’s the word where everyone is welcome, it’s the word for building a community. It’s a word for thinking, a word for doing, a word. Queer is the community y’all.
I have two looks and it’s this
This image just
nostalgia
gertrude stein: gay men are ew
ernest hemingway: ‘kay
gertrude stein: lesbianism is fuckin great tho
ernest hemingway: ...
ernest hemingway: can we talk about something else please
Odin b like
Is this how old tumblr thinks I am
Hot Take: Tik Tok is just straight Vine
Stick it to Rainbow Capitalism!
Since rainbow capitalism sucks, here are some small queer shops to support this coming pride month instead of giving all your money to Disney and Walmart!
Pride bows!
All the buttons you could ever need or want!
Dice and dominoes!
Bottle charms!
Armour-inspired jewelry!
Stickers, stickers, and more stickers!
Black queer art prints!
Shoelaces!
Hats!
Patches!
Cross stitch!
Earrings, earrings, and more earrings!
Bat dolls!
Bracelets 1 and Bracelets 2
Dragon dolls!
Sweaters!
Queer deer!
Abrosexual pride!
Do no harm, take no shit!
Pride moths!
Misc. Identity merch!
Chocolate!
And finally, it's not specifically queer, but these shops do custom flags!
If you have a shop or know a shop you want to promote, please reblog with a link!
I would like to add on @strange-aeons ‘s shopify to this list! She’s a queer content creator on youtube and you can find her store here