Natalie Dormer Appreciation Blog

Hi I'm Michael and my I'm majoring in Biomedical Engineering doing pre-med at Georgia Tech. I track the tag charmandick. Please listen to the song "Pussy be Yankin'".

[shit-post-modernism]

I’m

- state of the art

- Non-binary

- Nonfat

- Non-femme

- Non-masc

- Allergen-free

- Gluten-free

- Low Fodmap

- Vegan

- Emo

- Canonically illiterate

- Organ, Limb, and embryo donor

[shit-post-modernism]

yeah i lost weight but it was mostly in my skin

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

What's wrong, smoothskin? Never thought a ghoul could be America's next drag superstar?

[shit-post-modernism]

Don’t salt your soup before

You salt your soup

[shit-post-modernism]

Sex 🤤 n Stones 💪🏼 n Weed 😅 n Bones ☠️

[melt-banana]

[winzip]

[gothicprep]

back when I was bartending through my undergrad, the bar back that I was usually scheduled with was a trans guy whose family was extremely Greek.

I liked working with him. he was the world’s most motivated stoner as far as I was concerned. what cracked me up was when his mom would come in, drink a cosmo, and give him shit about not picking a Greek name for his chosen name.

I’m obsessed with whatever was happening here.

[thiefking]

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

[thiefking]

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

[chongoblog]

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

[gothhabiba]

not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless

[gothhabiba]

I’m sending out a mass e-mail to all parents and it says “the way that you treat your children while they are growing up impacts them somewhat”

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[luntfontanne]

brb sending this to my entire history of science department

[invaderxan]

Seeing Neil deGrasse Tyson being roasted by a frozen meat company on the internet. What a time to be alive.

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE “CHANGE YOUR DOG’S NAME” PREGNANT LADY

[iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor]

These white women are insane. And I am one. Stop embarrassing yourself and the rest of us. Shut the fuck up.

[thegreenmeridian]

I feel like this needs the addition of this woman:

[littleredhotsridinghood]

These rants genuinely unnerve me.

[action--cats]

(Why is she making that face)

[bi-against-bullshit]

Here’s some more mommy drama:

Bonus: some straight up entitled ladies:

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[bizarrequazar]

[gaystation-4]

Me while I was writing this anime’s script: