think happy thoughts

19 | Florida i saw muse live???

[straighthater]

i may be ugly and untalented

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

but…?

[straighthater]

thats all

[back-that-sass-up]

[curls-and-courage]

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

[curls-and-courage]

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[bowlcutprotag]

[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[wishthatiwascassysgirl]

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I don’t care if you don’t love me, I will lie down in the road, pull my heart out and show it to you

[chasingstarliight]

I went 17 days without alcohol and last night I drank a bottle of wine and I feel like shit today mentally and physically

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

[caelumrising]

God Rob Lowe is so smart. He brought in someone that no one could resist roasting. They roasted her far more than they roasted him. It’s brilliant.

[tankiesinpari-deactivated202011]

me: *downloads the mcdonalds logo font and writes “Capitalism” with it*

people who listen to muse: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Follow me on Instagram: @gabriel.gundacker

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

[milo-does-a-discourse-deactivat]

!!!!!!¡!!!

@eleanor-hates-pedos @anti-pedo-patrol @anti-cgl-moana @anti-ddlg-inc

[anti-pedo-patrol]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS!!!!

[the-cottonball-system-blog]

Stay safe everyone!!

-A

[writing-prompt-s]

This is one of the reasons why I always reblog this post on VPNs

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[kattimariias]

Finally that douche left

[wellillbedamned]

Look closer

[chasingstarliight]

hey y'all it’s been a hot minute since I used tumblr wow

so a little life update I guess? if any of my internet friends are interested

long story short I fell off the wagon at the start of this year and drank a lot for the wrong reasons and messed up a lot of good things that were happening in my life. (also let me add that drinking while on medication is STUPID and please please please don’t do it it’s STUPID and I was STUPID)

so i’ve been working on getting my shit together and improving myself

it’s been hard and i’ve had to deal with jokes from family and friends calling me an alcoholic which sucks a lot and hurts butttt what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

but yeah! i’m working on being a better person for myself and the people around me

right now i’m at 20 days without being drunk which is the longest I’ve gone this year! wow! 

i’ve had friends try to get my to go to therapy (which I appreciate!!) but i’m not ready to yet so for the time being I’m doing an online therapy thing through my school as well as journaling 

in a month and a half i’m moving into an apartment for the summer, then after that a new apartment with some friends

I also have plans to go get tattoo #5 the day before my birthday! i’m getting “I will be chasing a starlight” on my left arm. it’s a lyric i’ve wanted for a while, but right now it feels very symbolic with the things i’m dealing with in my life. 

i’m still having not good days here and there but since I decided to sober up and stop being dumb i’ve had a really positive outlook on life and i’m hopeful and feeling like i’m back on track

maybe soon i’ll be able to start fixing the things I messed up while I was feeling really low

but yeah! life is getting better

[zodiacfunandsuch]

What the signs feel insecure about in relationships

(Venus and sun sign is applicable)

Aries: Their body.

Taurus: Their partners loyalty.

Gemini: Feeling like they’re annoying.

Cancer: Feeling like they’re too much to handle.

Leo: Feeling like they have to compete with their lover.

Virgo: Not meeting their lovers expectations.

Libra: Not being good enough.

Scorpio: Partners past lovers.

Sagittarius: Feeling like they can’t be honest.

Capricorn: Feeling like they’re failing their lover.

Aquarius: Losing their connection.

Pisces: Everything.

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it