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thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#3 max but one might end soon!#hahahahahahhahahhahaha #ahahahhahhhaaahahahahhahahhhahah

hannahlockillustration

Ditto, but Keith Haring.

Day 18 of drawing Ditto...

creekfiend

"feeling like you have a fever but you don't actually have a fever" is such a weird Symptom

darkaeldari

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose

yamibree

they're mine

darkaeldari

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

#this is so cool!#like you hear about the grandfather paradox and timelines and whatnot #but what's gonna happen if i go get my own dead ass?#i always wanted to be cremated!#but now I've found the one reason I'd want to be buried regular style #if i had a jar of my own ashes that would be okay #but like they're ashes they could be anything #but a bone or two?#OH i could grab my arm bone!#i had a specific break so it would be easy to identify as mine!#yessssssss. i couldn't tell anyone either I'd just have it on my mantel

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

worldsandemanations

Gizem Akdag

evilnicegirl

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

punkitt-is-here

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

punkitt-is-here

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

punkitt-is-here

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

transgenderer

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

angiemelon

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck