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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space šø
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@cheekygavin
āUpdate: The student who wrote the letter has been found and weāre in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she didā
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like maāam you canāt do that
6th grader:
date a girl who knows that istanbul was constantinople now itās istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone old constantinople why did constantinople get the works?
Uber: āIām in a blue Honda Civic.ā
Me: āokā
Me to me: āok, we know what blue isā
listening to semmhex is like listening to characters in a game who have a set amount of dialog and can only repeat it after a short amount of time ive heard the exact wordsĀ āfissureās never lost to london, londonās never lost to seoul - somethingās gotta giveā threeĀ times now
Phantom
did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because thatās some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
Tell us that story?
okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dogās name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldnāt figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldnāt pet him, and that for some reason, the only thingĀ that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didnāt notice it, didnāt affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldnāt you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didnāt
but thatās not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel anyĀ pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than heād ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didnāt feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. thatās right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23Ā years old. they used to joke that heād been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and thatās the story about the literal zombie dog my friendās family owned
I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.
Reach INTO your local blankey and you will findā¦
A friend and a girl
Reblog the Cookie of Warm Snuggles for a good snooze tonightā¦
I believe in Cookie
Cookie believes in YOU.
I believe in Cookie.
Cookie believes in YOU!!!!
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ādaddyā and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Iām sorry what
you heard me
#I CANāT BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companionās pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket.Ā It wasnāt obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasnāt wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.Ā
If this guy isnātĀ a Dom, Iāll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
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me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends
so apparently some people feel like itās annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there.Ā
hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i donāt talk to on a regular basis.
so to save others from the same paranoia, iām gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldnāt bother me.Ā
Iāve had people discover my blog and do this, and honestly I consider it a huge compliment. Donāt be shy, blow up my notes, enjoy my total bullshit.
Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a āLego winnerā behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for ātrophyā, heād extrapolated a word for āthing you can winā. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, āMummy? Itās not rubbish. Itās allowed to be a bottle.ā - meaning, effectively, āI want this. Donāt throw it away.ā But to an adult ear, thereās something quite lovely about āitās allowed to be a bottle,ā as if weāre acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
Another good post to read for those writing small human characters.Ā
My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said,Ā āMommy, thereās a knight behind the bush.ā I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes,Ā āListen. Do you hear it? Itās night behind the bush.ā It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.
My little bean knows sheās two, constantly saying proudly āIām two!ā And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said āoh shiiiit. Sheās three.ā I almost screamed.
I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults.Ā
*Looking at a bowl of pears*Ā āCan you please pass me theā¦ appleās friend?āĀ
The continually inspiring magic of HRT. Live your truth!
This makes me so fucking happy
Aaaaa theyāre all so beautiful! Iām so happy for these ladies!
Trans š women š are š beautifulš
I LOVE THEM!!!!!
Meirl
āI was born in the wrong generationā the teenager girl says sheās right she was meant to be born in the year 3000 where not much has changed but they live underwater
due to personal reasons iāll be slippinā into the lava and im tryna keep from goinā under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz iām burninā up burninā up for you baby
so when i was 7 or 8 iād āwrite letters to hermione grangerā and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning iād have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and iād just like to thank my mom for writing out a āletter from hermioneā for me every single night
That is the cutest thing Iāve ever read oh my god
so when i was about the same age i got really into both ciphers and james madison (idk donāt ask) so i just randomly started writing these letters like i was james madison writing to my own spy ring, using all kinds of ciphers. constantly writing that WE MUST SWITCH CIPHERS THE BRITISH ARE ON TO US. and it wasnāt every night because the ciphers kept getting more complex, but it was about one every week for six months and my mother always responded. and she always found the letters, because i took to hiding them in increasingly more obscure locations because spies, obviously.Ā
i didnāt realize how much work this was until i snuck down late one night for a cookie. and saw my mother bent over my giant book of ciphers and muttering to the dog āis this another code or can she not spell?ā (i could not and still can not spell) and i was a bit angry at first but i kept watching and she KEPT AT IT. checking everything in that book against my letter and i never felt so loved. my mom with a full time job sitting up to figure out my silly letters said just because i enjoyed the game.Ā
i got her this bio of james madison a few years ago for xmas with a simple number substitution cipher on the inside saying āIn thanks for your dedicated years of service, your daughter and occasional President.ā She still has it pride of place on her desk next to the obligatory kid pics
so yeah cute mom story for the day.Ā
These are some of the best secret mom stories Iāve ever read, omg.
