i gotta change this one o' these days @cheemsecaeke - Tumblr Blog

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

dogpuppy

the-frog-blog

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

maxknightley

They should make a Disco Elysium-like starring Nanami

scorpio-system

LOGIC [Easy, Failure]: You appear to have laid an egg.

INLAND EMPIRE: This is a sign of your coming of age.

COMPOSURE [Challenging, Failure]: You... laid an egg? Nobody can know of this. Perish the thought.

AUTHORITY: Tell them "I'm acting weird? Well where is YOUR egg, huh?!"

maxknightley

JURI: "Nanami, you've got to be careful! I don't want my ball to get scratched up."

1. "Ball?"

2. "To hell with your ball. It's probably terrible anyway."

3. Apologize for your clumsiness. [Grace, Impossible]

JURI: "That's right, my ball."

COUNCILWOMAN'S OATH [Challenging, Failure]: The way she's cradling that bag... surely not...

DEARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: She is older than us. It only stands to reason that she would have her own egg.

QUEEN BEE: But to keep it in such a basic, shoddy-looking purse... how pathetic.

1. "Your... ball?"

2. Offer to buy her a better handbag (sincere).

3. Offer to buy her a better handbag (condescending).

4. "Exactly what kind of ball is it?"

JURI: "That's right, my ball."

INTERTEXTUALITY [Challenging, Success]: Shit. We're approaching "Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun" territory. You need to bail out now.

PARANOIA: Is That Another Fucking Elephant

#PLEASE #revolutionary girl utena

lhavdil

a hometown is a type of dead wife

stqff

Let's talk balding.

We here at Tumblr thought turning every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it was a good idea. Clearly you all felt differently. So we've reversed this choice, your posts are now bald free.

We still want to support bald though, and we're working on ways to get bald in the future. We want to get bald with you, so keep an eye out for future balding announcements.