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Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing

the-moon-loves-the-sea

@sparklypurplerock !

babygirl-snugglefucks

100%

trannydurden

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

trannydurden

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

blanq

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

silkwhim

fun phenomenon

silkwhim

shoezuki

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

ouppygirlpaws

🦠 #my crobe

yuri-alexseygaybitch

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

nachosforfree

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

times-chu

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

mortimermcmirestinks

"I don't like cheese sandwiches! don't make a cheese sandwich" well some people like cheese sandwiches, brandon

akeyhiko-deactivated20140715

ryanphantom

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

unyieldingsilence

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ryanphantom

kosmogrl

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

kosmogrl

🫪🫪🫪

kosmogrl

for those that can’t see it

couldbeglorious

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

cee4bugza

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

what-even-is-thiss

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

what-even-is-thiss

Here’s my logic:

You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station

You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence

You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way

If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

what-even-is-thiss

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

rosesforwildwitches

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

cannibalcaprine

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

cue-jay

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

sewercentipede

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

sewercentipede