chemicaldelights

[handsywoman]

ilya rozanov's personal squishy

[chemicaldelights]

Shane Hollander on his first day of school nobody can take this away from me

[chemicaldelights]

headcanon that Shane uses a password generator every time he sets up a new account so all of his passkeys are like wyqno5-s@tzus-Bekrob and they are stored on his password protected drive

Ilya’s password for everything is just Hollander69!

[shnehollander]

recent hr favs fic recs

the suicidal duckling by anonymous | 9k | Ilya had thought it was dumb, when Galina suggested it. A code word for when his mental health was bad—he and Shane didn’t even have a code word for sex, and Ilya was regularly tying Shane to the bed and slapping his ass until it was as red as a tomato. [or, ilya goes through a rough patch]

sacred new beginnings by xogray | 3k | "Nothing," Shane whispers, eyes like chocolate in the warm light of the lamp. "You're so pretty." Ilya's eyebrows furrow, only to be quickly smoothed over by Shane's finger. [or, ilya has weird feelings about shane calling him pretty]

baby, kiss it better by xogray | 6k | “Do you think you deserve a kiss, Hollander?” Ilya murmurs. “Have you been good?” Shane nods emphatically, sucking on Ilya’s thumb like that can be enough proof of how good he is. It’s something to do with his mouth, but it’s not what he really wants. He wants a fucking kiss. He wants his husband’s tongue in his mouth, not his finger. 

i need some body to body by @harleyspinn | 7k | Ilya snorts, then pulls his hand out of Shane’s tight grasp and instead wraps his arm around his waist. “I cannot believe you allowed alcohol into your system at all when you’re actively at the Olympics.”

hand clenched, fingers unspooling by @bullseyebullseye | 2k | He was three fingers in, knuckle-deep, past the point of being prepared, simply indulging in the feeling of Shane around his fingers and his sounds in his ears. "How many can you fit?" Ilya had found himself blurting. [3 times they talked about fisting, and one time they did something about it.]

late dawns, early sunsets by prettyboy_parker | 2k | “You know I love you, right?” Shane murmurs. Of course Ilya does. He would be a complete and utter fool if he didn’t realize how deeply and wholly Shane loves him. [Ilya sits on the dock, watches the water, and thinks.]

nothing here but flesh and bone by @trigonometer | 9k | Ilya waves a casual, dismissive hand in the air, but his eyes are intense, focused. “Is good that you’re a cocksucker, even,” he says. “Otherwise, it would make this—” he gestures between their bodies, “—not as fun.” Shane huffs. “There’s a difference between sucking cock and being a cocksucker,” he says testily.

[dailyhollanov]

#ilya was in heaven

[blushingrozy]

ilya's back appreciation post

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[penandinkprincess]

In my mind Shane’s allergies are latex, peanuts, tree nuts, and mangoes. The mango allergy is pretty mild and he LOVES mangoes so he eats them anyway but Ilya hates that so when he’s away from Ilya for sponsorship-related trips he’ll go eat a bunch of mangoes alone in his hotel room and later when he FaceTimes Ilya he’s got a suspicious mouth rash. Ilya’s like what are you doing. That better not be a mango reaction, Shane. Tell me it’s anything else. Tell me the makeup artist didn’t wash the brushes right and now you have herpes but do NOT tell me you’ve been eating fucking mangoes behind my back AGAIN—

the idea of shane who denies himself SO MUCH and optimizes SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE and is SO focused and SO dedicated

but who cannot resist the siren call of Forbidden Mangoes

it ends up being his end of season treat

he did a whole season, he did a great job, he stayed focused and On It the whole year. other people celebrate with champagne. shane celebrates with an allergen.

shane who has one last photoshoot to knock out before he's free and is just oh no :) it conflicts with my husband's schedule :) guess that means ilya can't go with me :) so sad :)

why are you so happy

i'm not :)

then he does the photoshoot and has knocked out the last thing he has to do in front of a camera for a while.

now it is Mango Time.

he facetimes ilya with the lights down WAY low later and ilya just ?? shane??? i can barely see you, malysh. turn a light on.

uuuhh, no thanks. it's sexier like this.

what? i want to se-

...

shane is it the fucking mangoes

...no

SHANE

YOU GET TO SMOKE SOMETIMES. I GET TO EAT MANGOES.

ARE YOU FORGETTING PART WHERE ALLERGIES CAN GET WORSE WITH EXPOSURE?

THEN I SHOULD ENJOY THEM WHILE I CAN

WRONG

[chemicaldelights]

This made laugh so hard

[probablily]

hollanov + fruit. literally anything u want it just has 2 involve Fruit in some way, smutty or fluffy doesn't matter go crazy mylove

hi leo!! i went with something kinda emotional, but pretty soft i think :)) i hope u like it <333

395 words | Rating: T | CW: disordered eating

Ilya knocks his knee against Shane's. The action jostles the princess themed paper plate resting his lap. Ilya doesn't know how to do this on the best of days, let alone surrounded by all the screaming children at the Pike twins' birthday party. But the cake's been sitting there untouched on Shane's plate for nearly a half hour.

"Don't," Shane says, voice a testy whisper. "I'm going to eat it. Leave me alone."

"I did not say anything." Ilya keeps his tone easy.

Shane picks one of the strawberries off the top of the cake, eats that, looking at Ilya as if to say see, I'm eating it. Ilya raises his eyebrow, waits for him to eat something other than fruit.

He huffs, looks away.

It was Shane who came to Ilya for help, after a year of Ilya saying the wrong things, and two of the nastiest fights of their relationship. It was after the second one. Shane crawled into bed with Ilya after hiding in the bathroom for twenty minutes. He didn't touch Ilya, and Ilya didn't touch him, anger still swirling inside him, so Shane was lying on his back, speaking to the ceiling when he finally spoke: you're right and I'm sorry. And I don't know how to do this by myself anymore.

And so Ilya tries. Shane has a therapist, but he's told Ilya that sometimes it's easier for him to eat something like this if he knows Ilya's watching, knows that Ilya will be happy if he does it. Still, neither of them have quite figured out the boundaries around this thing. Neither of them really know how Ilya can help.

Ilya doesn't say anything else. Takes a bite of the cookie he's holding—his third one, or maybe fourth. He hasn't been counting.

"Sorry." Shane knocks his knee into Ilya's now. His voice is still quiet. "I think... I think I need help."

"What do you want me to do?"

Shane pushes his plate towards him. "You take a bite."

Ilya doesn't take it. "Is supposed to be your cake."

"If you take the first one, then it'll be easier for me to finish it. I promise." Shane looks at him with open eyes. "I just— I can't start it, I don't know why, I know it's stupid."

"Not stupid," Ilya says. "How about we take first bite together?"

——

ahhh i'm still not sure how to navigate writing something so short and i also feel like ahhh writing about smthg a little more serious without taking a lot of time/care to get it right so everyone be nicee to me

send me a prompt | more tumblr ficlets

would appreciate a reblog if you liked this :)

[knownqueerbaiter]

shane burying his face in his hands after forgetting to say the B in the acronym: they’re gonna cancel me. the bisexuals are never going to forgive me

ilya, patting his shoulder: it is okay, hollander. i know what you can do to make it up to bisexual community

shane: is it suck your—

ilya: it IS suck my cock, yes, good guess!

[masteryaddleisagilf]

Heated Rivalry / Game Changers Fanfic Recs

I have been meaning to do this for a while, so here we are: (If you want me to untag you/remove you from the list/tag a tumblr I couldn't find via author's notes or profile, let me know and I will edit the post)

the roster by goldenframes

Shane and Ilya’s hookups are too predictable: Always in the same cities, always adhering to their game schedule. It would be only too easy for either of their teammates to connect the dots, especially when they all know about Jane and Lily. So maybe they do need a roster. Or: Love is stored in the Excel spreadsheet.

Short, funny, talks about my true love and most hated enemy: excel.

If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork (@arustyspork)

“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.” “Yes.” The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him. “Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.” Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?” *** or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house

One of the best fanfics out there! And one of my favorites. It is on the longer side, but tells a cohesive story, and it is so, so good.

(SERIES) Hope You're Not Waiting For Me to Wait For You by Latigra Start with: World on Your Shoulders

Shane's new rookie is blackmailed by a previous (male) hook up, which is something that he can handle. This won't ruin his line for the season.

I love the characterization in this fic, because you truly believe these are jocks who grew up surrounded by other jocks. Hilarious fic, with some parts making me cackle out loud. Not character bashing, because everyone just sucks. Love it.

I'll Never Soften My Grip by providing_leverage (@providing-leverage)

Stevlana Sergeevna Vetrova does not want to be in love. She is eight years old, and the rest of the world tells her that it is a foregone conclusion. Not something she gets a say in. Svetlana will fall in love, she will find a handsome boy to make her husband, and she will give him children. The suggestion makes her so angry that she stomps her foot and bars any mention of love from their house. Her papa agrees. He can never say no to her.

A beautiful character study. Fantastic and I strongly recommend it for those aro feels.

(SERIES) Haydenov Phone Swap by icopythefax (@exactphoify) Start with: I Like Jane For You

After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

This one was recommended to me by an irl. Do you know how good a fic has to be for someone to go to you and be like, let me type this into your searchbar so I know for sure that you can find it.

The last part, Please Be Normal About This, was so funny my ribs were hurting.

(SERIES) you and i might just be the best thing by blongblong (@bylroos) Start with: i've never needed a reason for keeping secrets from myself

soulmates verse where people are compelled to collect items for their soulmate that they might need/want/use.

Everyone who knows me knows that there is nothing I love more that soulmate aus. And this one? This one is one of the best ones. Love it.

it's too close for comfort by theoneiam2277 (@theoppositequeens)

The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth. Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping." No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.

Fantastic one shot!! Love it, love it, love it. One of those stories that explore the mundane parts of life mixing with keeping a secret that can ruin your life.

The Pride of McGill….David Hollander by everythingsflux

The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

I love David Hollander <3 And I love EBUGs. Funny position, sometimes the zamboni driver gets to play for the opposite team, as a treat :p

Freedom4Lily by HollowIsTheWorld (@hollowistheworld)

BREAKING NEWS: MHL star Shane Hollander photographed on his phone while out with his team in Las Vegas after a win, and the texts that can be seen suggest Montreal's 'Golden Boy' of hockey may not be the catch he's always appeared to be… [read more]

Short, funny, love it love it love it. My favorite "shane's messages leak" fic out there.

Griffintown Girlies group chat by marreena (@betkane)

The group chat of Shane Hollander's tenants. (Four girls bound by a shared roof, a lack of any sports knowledge, an NDA, and a smoking hot Handyman(?))

So funny. I love it so much. All the OCs are so lovable and hilarious. Some moments had me in stitches.

Montreal Metros Go Broke For Woke by 409_conflict (@409-conflict)

They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water. Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season? J.J. Boizeau: no Lawrence Olsson: no Gilbert Comeau: no Petro Andropov: no Matty Wilson: no Cam Stedlund: no Albert Schneider: no Aleks Miitka: no Georges Gagnon: no Patrice Drapeau: no Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

There are no words in the english langauge that can explain how funny this is. which is why i will use french:

very funny

It had to be you, Wonderful you by bannerthyme

Shane cups her cheek in his hand, running his thumb over the plush of her bottom lip. She looks at him through her fawnish lashes. He roves his eyes over her body. Her shoulders and biceps, her abs… She's so strong, so… Incredible. "I've never done that before," he admits, "Not with... with a woman, at least." "Right, well," she rolls her eyes, "Would probably be better with a real man, yes?" He shakes his head, "No. It wouldn't have been the same at all." - - - or, Shane comes to terms with his sexuality only to get thrown right back into confusion by Rozanov.

Love love love. Trans!Rozanov fic. Fantastically written.

i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood

Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya Rose: ??? Shane: Trust me Shane: Just get it Rose: Why? Shane: You are probably cursed. or Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

HILARIOUS! Love it, it is so funny. Ilya hires an etsy witch, bc why wouldn't be

i've been stuck now so long (we just got the start wrong) by beagoldfish (@bea-goldfish)

The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack. The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before. He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends. He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

There is an author's note recommending to reread Chapter 13 before reading the story. I agree with the note, it makes the story so much better.

Heated in the Outback by tension_till_it_breaks

Shane Hollander is an engineer at a major mine in Western Australia. It’s hot, it’s hard and he is excelling professionally. Then a new engineer starts: Ilya Rozanov. And it’s not the first time they’ve crossed paths.

Just your typical mining au :p I really love this story. It takes the characters, synthesizes them to what they really are at their core, and moves them to the middle of nowhere, Australia, and makes them mining engineers. It is fantastic.

[smokingrozanov]

retired Ilya with his reading glasses on his head squinting at an AI generated ad for a jacket you can fill with liquid: SHANE could you give me the credit card please

[lucylehane]

'sex scenes are gratuitous' mmhm please enjoy these complete character/narrative arcs composed exclusively of sex scenes

[sheisraging]

much to think about for days to come

[russianblush]

the primadonna girl agenda invaded my brain

[elisaholies]

19 HR fic recs

Work has got to that particularly hectic and stressful time of the year. Naturally this means that I bury my head in fanfic whenever I get the chance but also I have less time than usual to post. Hence the massive size of this rec list. Ugh, this took so long to put together. 

continuity errors/tuesday again | 32K |  The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.  OR The 2019-20 season in Ottawa is really fucking hard for Ilya (and Shane too)| This is set between the cottage and TLG, so completely canon divergent in a way, but as true to canon as anything. It was written by the incomparable anonymous author who gave us gems like 'tongues-a-wagging' or 'home economics' so I'm sure most of fandom a) will have already read this and b) it will come as no surprise that this is one of the best depictions of depression out there in this fandom. Superb. 

holding on for something by @littlespoonevan |3.9K | A missing moment from a hotel room in Tampa.| Just what the summary says. Just lovely. 

Knock on Wood by mcshrug | 6.1K | Most people know that famously superstitious Shane Hollander repeats any pregame routine that takes place before a playoff win. It's probably best they don’t know that routine includes his sex life with the opposing captain.| OMG THIS IS SO HOT.   

baby, you're not the only one by @trippedlaces | 5.5K | After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird. It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague. What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.| Fantastic Shane characterisation. I'm amazed by how much the author packed in a relatively short piece, and it certainly gave me food for thought and made me re-consider parts of canon I hadn't examined that closely because as a straight cis woman from a completely different culture I've got blindspots. I love it when fiction teaches me stuff about the world. 

the long week by @trippedlaces  | 8K | In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.| Gap-filling story for TLG (the week before the Montreal/Ottawa playoffs). Fantastic character voices. CANON!!!

the lies are all behind you now  by @trippedlaces  | 5.4K | In a hotel room their first year playing together for Ottawa, Shane and Ilya talk about gay rookies and bad threesomes and how to not sound like you're trying to hook up with Shane's mom.| If you're in the mood for a bit of domestricity/fluff, but still with extremely sharp characterisation, this is what you need. 

Future, In The Abstract by @darlingofdots | 6K | There were questions the medical staff were entitled to ask and routine answers he was mandated to give, but Shane abso-fucking-lutely had not informed anybody on the Voyageurs staff that he was an omega or, what the fuck, given permission for them to make decisions about his contraceptive methods.| Omegaverse is really not my cup of tea, but this story delves into the most interesting bit this sort of AU has to offer, imo: the societal implications/discrimination aspects and it does that while taking into account the world of professional sports too. Chewy and great. I just wish it could have been longer.

The End of the World As We Know It by @darlingofdots  | 9.5K | *The Voyageurs are playing Oklahoma City at home tonight, and Ilya has been ignoring it, because he has his own game to win. But he looks up on instinct, sees the collision, in slow-motion instant replay, the inexorable crashing of two heavily padded bodies into each other and the boards and the ice, blood seeping out from underneath number 24, and he thinks "that's not the kind of thing you walk away from." *| Canon divergence AU for TLG. Shane gets a career-ending injury. This is not as depressing as most other Shane-is-forced-into-retirement! Lovely focus on Ilya as a captain.

Teeth I barely knew I had by @distressednoise | 4K | lya wrings out his shirt and tries to swallow the humiliation burning at the back of his throat. "It is very funny," he says, flatly. "I am enjoying these jokes. I love to pay damages at every hotel. Is good for your poor sad American economy." "They do it to everyone," Price repeats, as if Ilya is just anybody and that makes it ok.| Really interesting character study of Ilya during his rookie year. Deals with his financial and family issues. Really smartly structured and well-written.

Untitled ficlet by @isisisak| Over the years Shane starts to wear his glasses more and more and so he ends up boarding the team bus one day with them on. The game had gone into over time and it was late and dark and his eyes needed a break.| Just a cute little vignette, featuring jealous Ilya, which I find adorable. 

Untitled ficlet by @isisisak  | Ilya learns a new English idiom| I just can't resist stories where language learning is a plot point. And this was lovely. Ilya <3. 

me and my wild boy, and all of this wild joy | 4.5K | All in all, it could have been worse. It’s not like you can measure the full length of Shane’s dick, or see the exact moment that Ilya swallows down the mess of spit and his own cum from Shane’s mouth after he sucked the life out of him. It’s just, well, everything else.| A video of Ilya and Shane having sex is leaked. Hot, funny, sweet and in character.

Adjustments| 2K | Shane had been sucking Rozanov’s mostly soft dick for between six and eight minutes. Since all the most important moments of Shane’s life were timed, he had a good internal clock. He was pretty sure it had been eight minutes.| Set during the situation ship era. Fantastic Shane POV. Ilya is injured, they can't have their usual athletic sex.

running down the hills | 7.1K  | “You are…” Ilya licked his bloodied teeth and tried to remember the word. “Squeamish?” “No,” Hollander said. His eyes were still so wide, tracing over Ilya’s bruised face like searchlights. “Fuck. Just—” He stepped back, stumbling a little on socked feet, and jerked his head at the doorway. Get in.| et during the situationship era (ep 4 sex montage). Tunamelt prologue. Hurt/comfort. Great Ilya POV. Hot.

tom cat | 1.8K | Luca has a crush. Shane gets territorial.| Luca has a crush on Ilya. Shane notices and is meaner about it than I'd expected. V interesting Shane characterisation.ù

duel income | 8K | “Do you have a budget?” Shane asked once, early on.| Lovely exploration of Shane and Ilya's different relationship with money.

See it for myself | 3.9K | Ilya scrolls through his message history. He'd sent Shane a message, 'Are you busy rn?' hoping for an impossible no, but he'd gotten the expected Yes, of course, I am Shane Hollander with a million brand deals, 'I have a video shoot scheduled.' Ilya taps his thumb against the screen and the message zooms in a little, and all at once, Ilya knows. He knows that video is in front of him now, and he knows that it has to be filthy. It cannot be anything but a sex tape, but if he texts Shane now to ask if it is a sex tape and it isn't, Hollander might actually have a real panic attack across the border that Ilya can't pull him down from. He has to watch it. He has no idea where the fuck he's supposed to find a VCR.| Shane makes an actual VHS sex tape for Ilya. This story builds anticipation so well!

black dog | 68 K | Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.| Magical realism. Sucked me in, took me by surprise and blew me away. I'm not saying more because it totally pays to go into this completely unspoiled, just know that I normally can't stand magic realism and I'm so glad this story wasn't tagged as such, otherwise I'd have never given it a chance and I would have seriously missed out. 

Fourteen ten | 26.4K | In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.| 1.01 re-imagining. Canon divergent after Ilya leaves Shane's room. Great characterisation, lots of hot sex and Hollanov basically speeding through a lot of milestones of the situationship, which shouldn't work in theory because those two idiots taking years to fall in love is half the point of the whole ship, yet this is so well-written it totally works.

[lotstradamus]

Lottie do you have any heated rivalry fic recs?

I've sat on this message for like two weeks so I could CURATE a LIST... I guarantee there will be updates to this. and I will be doing SUBCATEGORIESSSSS

situationship PWPs:

Brighton Beach by citrusses, iota

Vishnya by k8andrewz

a simple distraction by kryptonian

Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa

the safest place i know by kurstiel

boyfriends era:

you get me by some1_around

i know most people do by some1_around

Shane gets outed:

something you can fix by some1_around

and i spit out the seeds by linearty

The Long Game:

Dog by a_good_soldier

Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite by broccolicheddarchicken

Absolutely Not by broccolicheddarchicken

Ilya Rozanov Gets Railed by GlitterCity

wildcards:

Buyer's Remorse by smugrobotics

how do you feel? by exogenesissymph

[lotstradamus]

many new situationship PWPs cos you all are dogs (complimentary)

situationship PWPs:

The Night Shift by thecouchsofa

we both know what the scores don't show by beautifulduckweed

We never have by lark_ral

Too ripe not to split by Charlotte_Stant

Parcel Post by jtimu

u might want to get tested by toomuchplor

Too Nice by toomuchplor

boyfriends era:

Wherever I'm with you by SatsumaSegments

Ring the Bells That Still Can Ring by toomuchplor

The Long Game:

but when the sun came up by moonsock

wildcards:

#noticing by YankingAwry

I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around

Penalties by citrusses

But I hate when I feel like this (and I never hated you) by SatsumaSegments

AUs:

clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave

[lotstradamus]

what's up I've had to split wildcards (i.e. Cannot Categorise) into two sections because sometimes it's character study and sometimes it's. just not

situationship PWPs:

like one of your girls by creamsicle_melt

1. Bite Hard by mcshrug

2. To the Bone by mcshrug

Risk Management by thecouchsofa

Tape to Tape by mcshrug

and i want what i want by thesehands

Tender Parts by mcshrug

boyfriends era:

Vibes Are Not Data by GlitterCity

Patience and other virtues by jtimu

careful all the time by Anonymous

wildcards (nice):

for a split sec, I was a train wreck by Anonymous

stickhandling by moonlitgarden

virtue theory by gone_girl

enforcer by moonlitgarden

wildcards (filth):

give me what i want when i'm ready by creamsicle_melt

get good by whatimages

[lotstradamus]

I keep saying "I'll wait until ALL the WIPs I'm subscribed to finish before I do another rec!!!" and yet, here I am,

situationship PWPs:

1. Triple Gold by mcshrug

2. Diamond Cut by mcshrug

In the Sound of Bells by villavona

You Got Me Dizzy (I Can't Even See My Way) by servetas

(feel like) sugar on the floor by servetas

Day to Day by mcshrug

free rein by eleadore

boyfriends era:

matters of framing by thathastu

seeing stars by thathastu

raison d'être by Anonymous

Luxe by a_good_soldier

Judges by a_good_soldier

Shane gets outed:

something you can build by some1_around (sequel to something you can fix)

The Long Game:

Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy

wildcards:

real love makes your lungs black by Anonymous

Knowing by toomuchplor

handle with care by anincompletelist

81-24-21 by maplesalad

[lotstradamus]

Ah shit, here we go again

situationship PWPs:

Full Up by maplesalad

Pierced Through by mcshrug (sequel to Triple Gold/Diamond Cut)

Magnetic Fields by thecouchsofa

Buzzer Beater by mcshrug

boyfriends era:

A Good Latch by saltandbyrne

english as a second language by Idday

slow show by hockeyfinches

cottaging by gone_girl

victory lap by Ccainao3

Gatorade Galas & Moscow Mules by toraten

Shane gets outed:

dust bunnies by ghosttotheparty*

The Long Game:

Baby Girl by hoko_onchi, toomuchplor

wildcards:

Torture Me (With All I've Wanted) by toomuchplor

the profounder is the stain by Anonymous

Like a Peach by fallbekind

slow days, fast company by babyteeth

Let's make a team by a_good_soldier

excoriation by intertwingular

*I'm the kind of person where if the writing is good I will follow it anywhere, BUT I will note that this one involves a quite subby Ilya at the end, which I know some of you aren't into. I wouldn't usually warn for that because I'm not your mother but some people might not appreciate reading 35k just to be turned off by the finale. not me though! As You Can See I'm Ridin Thru The City Havin A Fuckin Blast Baby Ha Ha !!!