Chemical Butthead

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[everydaylouie]

Super Peanuts RPG

[oneheadtoanother]

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

big fan of when stuff is the color green

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[memewhore]

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

an actual world heritage post

[megalobsterface]

My friend group use that last expression a lot as a reaction, but then somebody said we needed a reaction for the exact inverse of this feeling, and so i created

Unpenis.

[werewolfbarista]

happy 10th bday to ganondorf penis comic

[chrisweedpiano]

I literally always thought this comic was just about penis

[soranatus]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[nardacci-does-art]

[melissa-s23]

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

[nvmlmao]

[aflo]

talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work... slay

[aflo]

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[invisiblegenzer]

[gurlonawalk]

[sayaka]

moments before disaster

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[multibodied]

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[withswords]

[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.