Rainbows Full of Humor

23, Male, Bi. Welcome to a random collection of things that interest me. Likes page is mostly a dumping ground for Fantasy art that will eventually be put on www.tofabyen.tumblr.com View at your own risk, there might be NSFW stuff in there as well.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[dovewithscales]

This post is legendary and it still comes by sometimes and I love it. Decay is an extant form of life.

[catchymemes]

[ironwoman359]

This is the greatest thing

[stahl-ebooks]

Visit Original Link

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

[nicolas-px]

i cant believe this

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[rhapsody-in-blues-deactivated20]

I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

[wolfsbanesego]

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

[123sesamestreet-deactivated2017]

I have missed this post

[nonbinarymerbabe]

….it actually does sound like LoZ music 

just imagine 

link dancing to this

[capillaryspice]

[thechristiannerd]

I love this so much

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[mothdogs]

How do these women have friends in the first place

[gloom-ranger]

⚔⚔⚔

[huntydraws]

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[rosexknight]

This is my favorite cat post

[oliver-sonntag]

[amitybeans]

Detective Pikachu.

[meritaflower]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[zanimez]

proof that tik tok is dark vine

[buzzfeed]

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[catsbeaversandducks]

[tastefullyoffensive]

So pretty.