*unholy screeching*

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[teaboot]

YOOOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I FOUND BATTERY-OPERATED AM/FM RADIO HEADPHONES

I’M NEVER USING WIFI DATA SPOTIFY ITUNES YOUTUBE MUSIC APP SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN

[bebemoon]

to stand motionless in the morning with a vacant stare and hot beverage in hand is a global phenomenon

[cannibalchicken]

[cctinsleybaxter]

[wanderingwriter87]

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[xetrasherpa]

[cipheramnesia]

Finding out the fae are parasitic fungi, huh.

[cipheramnesia]

Wander into a fairy circle, just a circle of mushrooms, come back different from that. Wonder what happened there? Got mushrooms in the brain didn't they?

[cipheramnesia]

Wander into the woods, eat strange food drink strange water, see a strange world, keep going back to the woods for more and why has this happened, what enslaved them? Brain fungus isn't it?

[cipheramnesia]

They don't live in this world do they, they speak to each other in strange tongues, flit across the world invisibly, appear in many illusionary forms.

[cipheramnesia]

We built our world over top of theirs.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

[writing-prompt-s]

You're in a hospital after surviving for 3 years in the wilderness. What a way to find out that plane crash didn't isekai you. Once everything settles down, you begin to wonder... If this wasn't another world, how are you able to use magic now, and why did that island have demon beasts?

[striders]

So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

[i-am-a-fish]

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

[i-am-a-fish]

why does nobody fear my terrible haunted mangrove

[unpeeled-human]

just have to make sure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and remember! life is never wasted if you spend any portion of it inconveniencing those in power

[wikicamp2]

[valdevia]

Last Tuesday at 17:09:37 UTC, the laws of physics broke for 14 seconds. Speed, acceleration, and gravity were affected in what people are calling "the Glitch".

[valdevia]

Where were you during the Glitch?

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[pngblog]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[i-am-a-fish]

outer space