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Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series
YO WHAT IS GOING ONNN JDKDKKFKFKGKKGKG PLEASE WHAT HAVE I STARTED
OMFG MY STUPID PHONE % IGNORE THAT
“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”
Have you forgotten our roots
I really hope when I’m old and retired and sitting on my back porch drinking beer with my now adult kids I can be like “yeah I used to be a cyber pornstar back in my day.” And they just. Stare at me. Like. Wtf dad ur joking right. Maybe Dad #2 but like. You? Really?
"spiderman brand new day has a good plot"
looks inside plot
''there is no righteousness in suffering alone and isolating yourself from everything is never the answer because you'll eventually start to lose sense of who you are as you spiral further into depression and suicidal ideation this is why you need to let people help you and allow yourself to believe in a better future even if it feels impossible at times''
well shit. it does have a good plot
edit: yes i know this is the theme not the plot. i wrote plot, you still get the point. deal with it
My recent mid life crisis: I may have groomed myself????
This is a bunch of rambling, might be going through an episode, and I have work tomorrow. Fml.
I was 16. I just started a new job, and loved it. Great people, okay pay, good hours. It was awesome. A few months in, I meet this guy. He’s my superior (not like boss, just a lead) We work together, and it’s a pretty cool dynamic. We both make fun of each other and play around and shit. Anyways, one day I just look at him and it’s just like huh. I would date him. Then BOOM I have a crush. On this man who is three years older than me, and my superior. Whoop dee fucking doo. Anyways, we’re still friends, and still play around and have fun and stuff. Then comes a work party, and I loose my phone and he offers to let me call it from his. I of course said yes, not without butterflies from getting his number. After that we texted almost every night. We called a lot too, sometimes I would fall asleep on call and he would make fun of me for being a narcoleptic. It was puppy love, and made me feel all warm and fuzzy, and it’s not that this guy would ever like me back right? Wrong. Over the rest of the summer I make “I’m almost legal” jokes and he makes “Im a traditional guy I don’t date under 18” jokes back. Funny shit. There’s like two more work events and I’m pretty much glued to his side, I try to convince all our mutual friends (and him and myself) that it’s because this is my first year and this is his fourth. At some point though, it stopped being a work friendship and a stupid crush and developed into something. I don’t know. Worse? Better? More real? I’ve always known I’m into older guys (look at my fucking reposts, duh) but also. I was 16. It was fun at first. I’ve also always gotten scared when things start to toe the line between fun and real. Big flaw, I know, I’m working on it don’t worry. The first time I drank alcohol was with him. Him and two other friends whom I did NOT fucking know. An hour away from anybody I did know. In the middle of fucking nowhere at a crowded county fair. Thank god I didn’t die or get assaulted. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever done to date. I could have a separate Storytime on that whole night, but I’ll save the details. While I was drunk I remember his friend calling me out on it. He asked if I liked him. I asked if it was that obvious. I asked if he liked me back. I don’t remember anything after that really. Later on he(crush guy) said his friend was egging him on to ask me out. I was genuinely speechless and had a generational fumble. That was the time period where I was very focused on him not knowing I had a crush on him because I didn’t want him to think I was weird. Anyways, my junior year of high school starts and our hours get cut seeing it’s a seasonal job. We see each other less and less. He ain’t even in college, but he’s got another job, and my junior year was hell.
It was cute. Adorable. We were good friends. Then I got caught up in everything. I don’t know where it stopped being a silly workplace crush and started being something different but. I don’t know. Thinking about it makes my stomach churn. I wish I would have shot my affection with a shotgun. I wish he didn’t like me back. I wish he was gay and saw me as a guy and did like me back. I don’t know if that’s the part that makes me feel icky about it the most. Always being the straight man’s exception. Maybe it’s not that, but how I constantly sexualize myself in efforts to make people like me more. To get validation and attention. I’m ashamed in myself for doing that, and it hurts that it works. And maybe it’s all of this, the dysphoria, shame, and gross feeling from an older guy. Maybe it’s not. I don’t even know how to word it. It’s not that he’s older than me. It’s not that he’s more experienced. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just the thought of being perceived like that that makes my stomach hurt.i don’t know. I hate it. Why do i feel this way. I don’t want it to go away. It’s been lovely feeling wanted. It hurts to feel wanted. It feels like tearing off pieces of my own muscle to feed another just so I make sure they stay full and fat and happy. I don’t know what to do. I wish I would stop wanting. I wish everything would stop. I want a cigarette.
frankie on the big screen i’m creaming
i’ve missed him dearly 🤧
DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY
"do you want to pet my dog" bitch no it just aerial comboed me
aerials a fish though....
i don't care if your dog's bilingual i'm not petting it
When The Minecraft movie came out me and my darling friends OBVIOUSLY needed to see it. We dressed up in full suits, and headed to the mall that we had free movie coupons at (ain’t none of us can afford movies), and went in. I had a MASSIVE purse that was filled to the brim with dollar tree candy. We got to the desk with the pissed off looking 20 year old making barely minimum wage, and proudly handed her our coupons. She took a good long look at us and went, “you need somebody over 21 after 4.” WHAT. WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THAT?? IN A SHOPPING MALL??? But I stayed calm. I had no fear. This bitch ass life hating unhappy individual was NOT going to keep us from our two hours of Jack Black brainrot. My 6’7 friend (that’s not a joke) stepped up, and confidently declared that he was our guardian. (He was in fact the youngest). She asked for ID. Fuck. We knew we’d been beat. I looked in my purse, hoping it was a convincing ruse. I declared, “we left it in the car,” BUT in unison he said “I don’t have it,” shit. Now they had us for suspicious looking coupons, trying to sneak in underage, and lying. Not to mention the FUCK TON of candy in my purse and stuffed into my waistband. We knew we’d lost. We walked out, our heads bowed in shame. We called every adult we knew, but none could come. Thinking we had been beat, we sat in the food court debating our choices. Someone suggested going to an actual theater. Someone suggested just going the fuck home. But I wouldn’t take that loss. I couldn’t take it. With a surge of confidence, I stood up, and confidently told them I would be right back. I took a good look around the food court. There were three qualified candidates. Our metaphorical and literal ticket into the movie. The first, a lesbian couple I started talking to under the ruse of complimenting their outfits. Then, I expertly snuck in a comment about the evil movie theater, and how we couldn’t get in because of their age discrimination. I asked meekly, could you pretend to be the parents of 8 random children you don’t know? They sighed, and bowed their heads in sorrow. They couldn’t. They were seeing a different movie at the same time. Fuck. One candidate down. Two to go. A bored looking beautiful black queen leaning against a pillar. She barely let me get a word in before she shut me down. Whelp. I surveyed the food court, looking for my third candidate. Some alternative guys just walking around. They had disappeared. I walked back in shame back to my table. But when walking past an older woman with a Lego and Victoria’s Secret bag, I blurted out, like I had been possessed, “heyiknowthisisreallyweirdbut could you be our fake parent to get into the movies please please please I’ll pay for your ticket please oh my goodness” she looked at her phone for a second, checking the time. “What movie?” A spark of hope ignited in me I didn’t know I could feel anymore. “The Minecraft movie” “huh I don’t know that one.” I gulped. “So I just have to walk in there with you and then go right back out?” YES!!! WE GOT HER BOYS, “yep :D” she chuckled, and then agreed. I almost wept from joy. I introduced her to my friends and they all thanked her profusely. I paid for her ticket, and she explained to us that her daughters would have thought this was hilarious. We reminded her of them too. She got a picture of us before she left. Anyways, halfway through the movie me and three others left to get Chinese and remember how I said my purse is massive? Yeah I fit THREE boxes of takeout Panda Express into that bitch. Also fuck that cashier.
i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?
Whelp tumblr was gonna hear about this story someday
When The Minecraft movie came out me and my darling friends OBVIOUSLY needed to see it. We dressed up in full suits, and headed to the mall that we had free movie coupons at (ain’t none of us can afford movies), and went in. I had a MASSIVE purse that was filled to the brim with dollar tree candy. We got to the desk with the pissed off looking 20 year old making barely minimum wage, and proudly handed her our coupons. She took a good long look at us and went, “you need somebody over 21 after 4.” WHAT. WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THAT?? IN A SHOPPING MALL??? But I stayed calm. I had no fear. This bitch ass life hating unhappy individual was NOT going to keep us from our two hours of Jack Black brainrot. My 6’7 friend (that’s not a joke) stepped up, and confidently declared that he was our guardian. (He was in fact the youngest). She asked for ID. Fuck. We knew we’d been beat. I looked in my purse, hoping it was a convincing ruse. I declared, “we left it in the car,” BUT in unison he said “I don’t have it,” shit. Now they had us for suspicious looking coupons, trying to sneak in underage, and lying. Not to mention the FUCK TON of candy in my purse and stuffed into my waistband. We knew we’d lost. We walked out, our heads bowed in shame. We called every adult we knew, but none could come. Thinking we had been beat, we sat in the food court debating our choices. Someone suggested going to an actual theater. Someone suggested just going the fuck home. But I wouldn’t take that loss. I couldn’t take it. With a surge of confidence, I stood up, and confidently told them I would be right back. I took a good look around the food court. There were three qualified candidates. Our metaphorical and literal ticket into the movie. The first, a lesbian couple I started talking to under the ruse of complimenting their outfits. Then, I expertly snuck in a comment about the evil movie theater, and how we couldn’t get in because of their age discrimination. I asked meekly, could you pretend to be the parents of 8 random children you don’t know? They sighed, and bowed their heads in sorrow. They couldn’t. They were seeing a different movie at the same time. Fuck. One candidate down. Two to go. A bored looking beautiful black queen leaning against a pillar. She barely let me get a word in before she shut me down. Whelp. I surveyed the food court, looking for my third candidate. Some alternative guys just walking around. They had disappeared. I walked back in shame back to my table. But when walking past an older woman with a Lego and Victoria’s Secret bag, I blurted out, like I had been possessed, “heyiknowthisisreallyweirdbut could you be our fake parent to get into the movies please please please I’ll pay for your ticket please oh my goodness” she looked at her phone for a second, checking the time. “What movie?” A spark of hope ignited in me I didn’t know I could feel anymore. “The Minecraft movie” “huh I don’t know that one.” I gulped. “So I just have to walk in there with you and then go right back out?” YES!!! WE GOT HER BOYS, “yep :D” she chuckled, and then agreed. I almost wept from joy. I introduced her to my friends and they all thanked her profusely. I paid for her ticket, and she explained to us that her daughters would have thought this was hilarious. We reminded her of them too. She got a picture of us before she left. Anyways, halfway through the movie me and three others left to get Chinese and remember how I said my purse is massive? Yeah I fit THREE boxes of takeout Panda Express into that bitch. Also fuck that cashier.
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 4
Scene 1 / Scene 2 / Scene 3 / Scene 5
I love how this one implies the karaoke scene was just a dream.
Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole house in the shortest time possible
So, your landlord/parents/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.
Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.
Unlike maintenance cleaning, we’re not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that we’re concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.
Get prepared. You’ll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Don’t get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.
Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise you’re marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no one’s friend. Keep hydrated, don’t forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure you’re physically doing OK.
Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.
Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.
Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.
Now it’s time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Don’t get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. We’re in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.
Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!
Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.
Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.
Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away that’s out and shouldn’t be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.
Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you can’t.
Walk outside of your house (don’t lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.
If you’re being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area they’ll be focusing on.
Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything you’ve missed so far.
It’s an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Don’t leave it unattended or forget about it.
Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.
You can do this. It’s overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.
Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.
the number of times in my past that I desperately wanted/needed someone to sit me down and tell me this stuff. I will never get back the hours and hours lost to headless-chicken mode, but it’s nice to know that in the last year I’ve learned so many coping mechanisms :D
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
A WIP of the previous line art I posted earlier- I don’t render in any particular order so it’s messy and all over the place but please do ignore that, I just felt like sharing.
Also, spot the little details I’ve added into the picture, hehehe~
DAAAAAAAAAMN OH MY GOD
why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
(FDA source)
microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)
on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.
just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol
Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.
fully expected 40k notes ngl
Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook
Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like
Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.
The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.
In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.
That is the problem.
Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.
Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life
