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franeridart

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vincent-van-gtg

fitnessdesire

Can’t risk it

laderdesders1

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

tendermiasma

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

hikingdragon

Warmer air will rise, ground level and basements will be get colder faster, stay in uper rooms if possible and block off all drafts, but also please be careful to not give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning, if you have monoxide detecors that aren’t hardwired bring one in with you if that room doesn’t already have one

kiiingsnake

dads the same in all universes

shencomix

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

dragon-in-a-fez

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

loudestcrowdever

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

i-am-a-koi

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head

camazotz

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

spuzzle

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

lepidosaurs

if we’re talking about ridiculous looking snakes check out the elephant trunk snake

wet socks

miiriya

shareddreamingexperiment

yea bud! i was on the grind nonstop for a few months until my body said haha watch THIS! and took me out of work for 3 weeks

busket

paya: aah wow zelda is so beautiful and smart and lovely and kind-

zelda: *turns into sheik* what do you think /////

paya: OOOOUGGHGHG MY GOOOOODDDSS

shencomix

whitepeopletwitter

popsunner

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

popsunner

No legitimately. I have a tea table in my room for when friends can come over again. Most of my friends have a key to the back door in my room. I make my friends sweaters and buy things they mention they want. I send handwritten letters in the mail to my friend who lives a block away. I annotate poetry books and give them as gifts when it’s not even a holiday. I keep extra gloves in my purse and jackets in my car.

I’m not trying to be like “ohoho look at me I’m such a good friend”, I’m saying the second I stopped going “I wish I had friends who would invite me to tea parties” and just. hosted the tea parties myself? I still got to do the thing. I still got to see my friends. I still got to be happy with them.

I don’t think it’s about who does it, I think it’s just the genuine act of caring for people, and giving a little light to the environments you’re in.

popsunner

Okay. Apparently I’m not done talking about this.

It’s a lot of energy, I get that. Especially if you’re putting in all this effort, but not getting any back.

But I think that’s the reason no one does it. I mean we’re so worried we’ll start doing all these things and our friends won’t like it or won’t be into it, so we just don’t.

Only last week my friend messaged me, asking if I wanted to go stargazing with her. When I forget about our weekly virtual tea party, another friend called me to ask if I wanted them to host it this week.

I’ve been invited on hikes and picnics and pie making competitions over zoom, and it all sort of started with me going out of my way to be “that friend”.

I genuinely believe that the easiest answer to “how do I get friends like that?” Is to be one. In most cases, everyone else just follows by example, because they aren’t worried they’ll be wasting time and energy anymore.

pleasefireme

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!