hi welcome to chili’s

my squip made me do it, I swear michael mell is my spirit animal •“𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 !”• •“𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙋𝙚𝙥𝙨𝙞 𝙄 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝘽𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 1996!”• •“𝘼𝙬𝙬, 𝙄’𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣?”•

[ask-bmc-space-au]

Welcome to the Space AU! Or as I (Mod Firework) like to call it: “this started as one David Bowie playlist but now it’s my hyperfixation”)

The basic premise of this AU is that Jeremy, a martian who crash landed on Earth after an accident, befriends Michael, a human who offers to take him in until Jere can find a way home. Unfortunately, Jeremy is being pursued by another alien known as Squip, so Michael makes it his goal to protect Jeremy. Mutual pining ensues.

This is inspired by a fic we’ve been working on (Space Oddity on Ao3), but any questions are open here! Feel free to ask away! 💙✨♥️

[middleagerfrommars]

DON’T!

[drewbern]

[shadgandel]

[aiba2]

[greenslime69]

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[grimelords]

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

[37q-archive]

its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[thebootydiaries]

Bruh if you keep posting I swear to god I’m unfollowing

you follow me .. because ... you don’t want to see my posts ?

[lesbiantiana]

me when my favorite character is being treated badly and i wish i could go into their universe to help them

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

obsessed with the newest jenna marbles video where she got her greyhound a picture of jerry seinfeld for her 4th birthday

[ysalamir]

Carrie Fisher tweets // Star Wars

[lizawithazed]

this is the single greatest one of these ever made

[gayboyselfinserts]

[pettycentral]

[ruimtetijd]

This is more emotionally gripping than most romance movies out there

[catasters]

[kosmonin]

im soup

[bears-official]

if i fits im soup

[theothersession]

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[motive11331]

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[interstitiallacunae]

>??>?>??

[freakshows199]

It’s that time a year again

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

GET HYPE

[offwhite-ish]

Tumblr University

Optional Uniform

ID

DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

[batsymoon]

Bye mom

[parallelanprincess]

[thunderpibb]

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

[jasper-rolls]

why did you bring it BACK

[kaiju-z]

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

[iamconstantine]

listen i know these posts induce cringe on sight but i’d MUCH rather have a hundred of these posts show up on my screen than one more 19 paragraph essay about how steven universe is nazi propaganda 

[rainbowloliofjustice]

We didn’t know how great things were until we lost them.

[fitia-deactivated20240523]

The Holy Trinity of SU songs that had the fandom absolutely losing their shits when they came out

[beevean]

Stronger Than You: tied to one of the biggest reveals of Season 1, describes Garnet in a nutshell, the shameless celebration of the eternal love between two women

It’s Over, Isn’t It: a breathtaking Broadway piece about Pearl’s complex feelings and her trauma about Rose, how she’s torn between resentment for Greg, feelings of worthlessness, and maternal love for Steven

Other Friends: electro swing earworm

[californiasteph-deactivated2022]

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable