at this point I think alecto the ninth will be. Like. A choose your own adventure novel with chunks that are written in invisible ink and the smut scenes in cypher. Also it's upside down
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at this point I think alecto the ninth will be. Like. A choose your own adventure novel with chunks that are written in invisible ink and the smut scenes in cypher. Also it's upside down
i was gonna make a post about how the alectopause has spoiled us because whatever alecto the ninth is will not be the same as whatever the fuck the fandom has predicted. but then i remembered the entirety of harrow the ninth. the audacity to make it mostly second person. harrow's lobotomy. ianthe saying choke me daddy. god's tumblr jokes. and remembered that we don't know the inner workings of muir's mind and i should stay humble
The Magnus Archives Fears as movies - The Stranger
Special occasion because it's one of my friends birthday and her favorite fear is The Stranger so BE NICE!!
The Thing (1982) - John Carpenter The Thing (2011) - Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.
The Thing (1982) is literally one of my all time favorites, I absolutely ADORE this movie, so we'll start talking about it and then move on to the 'remake'.
Ok this is a classic, there's not much to say on that front, as every horror fan at least knows about this movie. What I wanna clarify here is that I saw a lot of people classifying The Thing as The Flesh because of the remarkable The Thing scenes (I'm saying a lot of THINGS here), HOWEVER I do not believe the amount of blood and meat in this movie justify being The Flesh, as the true horror of this movie is CLEARLY The Stranger: It's a monster (a THING, dare I say) that takes on other living beings appearence and pretends to be them, the WHOLE thing about this movie is not knowing who to trust, who is REALLY them or if they are already this THING. And NO ONE is safe.
Very very obviously The Stranger.
Downside of this movie: They're all men.
At least they're very distinct from each other and don't look all the same.
I wish this movie had an actual fandom.
Anyways, now let's talk about The Thing (2011) because I have some opinions on it that are a bit unpopular.
Ok so... I don't think this movie is TERRIBLE, I think the marketing team made it dirty AND ok I gotta admit the second half is shit.
The thing is (i'm so funny) this movie is NOT a remake of the original, IDK WHY they marketed it as such. I think they thought it would sell more and attract more people to watch it because most of the people that were fans of the original were adults by them, so they would want to see the remake with their children or people from the younger generation? Idk but anyhow this was TERRIBLE because it's FALSE, this movie is NOT a remake, it's more of a PREQUEL, which are two completely different things.
And that's the point, people went to watch looking at it as a remake, comparing it constantly to the original, and when it WASN'T a remake, obviously people didn't took it lightly.
The movie tells the story of the camp that was attacked before the one in the original movie, and I gotta say this movie pays a lot of attention on making everything end up exactly as they see it in the original, they clearly cared on not changing what the protagonists of the other movie would find, and build a nice and entertaining story around that. It's not as good as the original, not even close, but it has it's good points.
... But remember that the second half is shit? Yeah, not even I can defend that, I DON'T want to defend that, please do not associate me with someone that enjoys that horrible horrible HORRIBLE last act.
It just out of nowhere becomes an action movie and completely forget it's roots.
Wtf guys you were so competent like half an hour ago.
Anyways, althought not a good movie, I think it's worth defending the good aspect of this movie, even if it doesn't match the original. I mean, the original is a masterpiece, there's no way they would do something even close, but yk they did care for most of it.
2. Us (2019) - Jordan Peele
C'MON there's no better movie in this list.
Although my least favorite of Jordan Peele, still an AMAZING movie that is 100000000% worth the watch because all of his movies are masterpieces.
I don't want to spoil much, but I really wasn't ready for the plot, and I do think it's what makes this movie so so special and so remarkable.
Loved it, fits the list like a glove.
3. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) - Don Siegel
CLASSIC for a reason. Super fun movie that is still a nice watch nowadays.
It's really cool watching a movie where the protagonists think and actually do things that makes sense.
Although the "communist threat" is not something anymore, I still think the movie doesn't lose it's charm.
I just believe they fumbled really hard on not ending the movie with the scene "they're already here! And you're next!!".
4. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Philip Kaufman
DON'T BE DISAPOINTED I KNOW I JOKED ABOUT THIS IN THE DESOLATION LIST AND SAID HOW UNFAIR IT WOULD BE BUT HEAR ME OUT PLEASE!!
Those two are COMPLETELY different movies, it's seriously amazing how unique they each are.
Seriously, this is a remake that takes the essencial of the original and builds a different story based on that, one that would speak a lot more with the social context of the 70s and how society had changed.
In other words: a remake that does it's own thing and still works like a charm.
It's NOT the same case of the Carrie movies, because I didn't do that exactly because the have the same story and THAT'S why it would be unfair to put them in different spots in the list, this one has only the same PLOT, but completely different stories and ways to tell each story.
Got it? Please don't be mad at me...
Anyways, I would even say this movie is better than the original, fucking loved it.
While the original happens in a small town where it doesn't take much for everyone to be replaced, the 70's is placed in San Francisco, a big town that puts into questioning if it's possible to save the lasting humans and WHO is still the same person.
I really enjoyed this movie, terrifying ending, works amazingly.
5. Weapons (2025) - Zach Cregger
I kinda want to apologize to my friends because we wanted to watch this movie together, HOWEVER we've been wanting to do that for a YEAR now and have NO PLANS made. It's a bit sad tbh because this movie is CLEARLY made to watch with friends, not by yourself. Anyways
Can I say a bit overrated? I'm sorry a feel like such a prick every time I say a more recent movie is overrated I feel like a film bro who doesn't enjoy anything I SWEAR that I love a lot of recent movies and can enjoy nice things I just really think people said way better things about this movie than how I saw it.
Ok now to the review
First half of this movie is AMAZING, truly deserves all of the praises it got. It has tension, fear, a mystery, questioning, agonizing moments, really appreciate how flawed the characters are (SPECIALLY the teacher, love her I'll defend her even if she's completely wrong in some of her ways)
But this movie suffers from something that a lot of movies suffer from: Knowing what the story is about completely takes alway all the scary.
And I don't even think it's the plots fault, the plot is good, explains things and CAN be scary, it's a PRODUCTION fault.
Anyways, it's in this list more because of what happened to the victims, than because of what is actually shown, even then I think this is the list where this movie best fits.
Heavy spoilers from this point on
Ok, the plot is (and the reason on why it's in this list) that the children were being "mind" controled by the villain (i put "mind" like that because it's not clear if she's controlling the mind or the body, we don't actually know what happened to those peoples minds), we don't know if they are still alive inside there, we see that they need to be fed by someone else because they can't do ANYTHING, which is completely TERRIFYING, literally their BODIES were stolen and they can't do anything about it.
See how this works PERFECTLY as an horror? See how that can be scary as fuck?
Yeah so... The movie doesn't focus in the slightest on that, and that's why I say it's a production fault, not a story fault.
The production in the beggining of the movie was worried about tension, they couldn't reveal the plot, they needed to hold it in, and just use small things that the audience didn't fully know about to build this horror and push the story foward.
HOWEVER from the second half on the story shifts, the productions worry now is not the horror, is REVEALING the story so we understand what happened, and in doing so they JUST focus on that and completely forget to build something scary.
Ok that's not entirely true, there are scary moments, mainly between the child and the villain, because we're looking at a child and that's SO fucked up that he's been through that. BUUUT the movie STILL doesn't focus even a little bit on the emotional and absolutely how FUCKED UP what this child is going through really is. We see the child having to DAILY feed his parents and do ALL by himself with absolutely zero emotional OR physical support, and we don't really see how much this is affecting him, like he's a GODDAM CHILD. THAT'S scary as fuck, but the movie is SO worried on explaining what happened that they don't really get any deeper on that.
I know it should be fucked up just by looking at it and the burden he's carrying and not everything needs to be clearly shown in out faces, but seriously I don't think the montages of him TAKING CARE OF HIS ZOMBIFIED PARENTS are as scary as it SHOULD be.
I REALLY enjoy movies that follow a lot of different characters and points of view, so I enjoyed the decision to do that, but I don't really like how inconsistent some of it is (aka the first two are so directly tied to the case and hallucinate it and then the next two just... Don't)
And this movie has some pretty irrelevant story points that just do nothing for the story, like don't even have a conclusion really. Like almost all of the cop storyline.
Anyways, this makes it look like I hated the movie, but I actually enjoyed it! I just think it's not AS good as everyone say it is and there's some big problems.
6. It's What's Inside (2024) - Greg Jardin
Comedy movie about changing bodies with your friends, you can guess how much SHIT goes down.
I had so much fun watching this movie, it's chaotic, it's funny, everyone is terrible.
Pretty predictable? Yeah, somewhat, but I did think it's a very light movie to just have fun and forget everything else.
I watched this back in 2024 so I don't have much to say lmao
I just know I really enjoyed it and thought it was funny, also that it fits very well in this list.
7. You Are Not My Mother (2021) - Kate Dolan
Please believe me when I tell you that the posters for this movie are horrible and don't actually do justice to the movie.
It's a very nice movie, the mother of the protagonist disappears and when she comes back she's acting all weird and different.
It's a very nice view on some folk legends and I think the story is veeeerry good on what it does.
You see very early on that she changed, and it escalates slowly until the climax, everything ties up and I like how it builds up to that point.
I don't have much to say, the acting is really great, it's unsettling, it has character growth, it's a nice watch.
8. Dual (2022) - Riley Stearns
Technically two comedies in this list but I swear it's worth it and honestly? This movie a bit scary when you think about it.
Basically in this world, when you know you're going to die, you can get a clone of yourself so your family doesn't have to suffer your grief, isn't that awesome?!?!?!
No.
Anyways, the protagonist is going to die, until she finds out she isn't, so now there's two of her, which is against the law. But they have a fix for that, right? Yeah, a duel to death between yourself and your clone, the one that survives has your life!!
This is so ridiculous and immoral and I love it so much LMAO
The movie has this sort of very dry and morbid humor, when the protagonist knows she's going to die and asks the doctor what she should do, the doctor says "planning your funeral" I CAN'T WITH THIS MOVIE.
It not only fits the Stranger for the obvious reason that there is a clone of yourself that you have to battle to death against, but also EVERYHTING in this movie, it has a sort of unsettling acting style, NO ONE speaks like a real person and everything is really monotone, causing a weirdness to every scene that seems very unnatural.
I laughed so much in this movie, it's great, although there aren't many scenes between the protagonist and her dual, it works very greatly here.
9. The Boy (2016) - William Brent Bell
I'm sure many of you know about this movie, it's THE movie about a doll being treated as a real child and a nanny has to take care of him (kinda reminds me of Emmanuel and The Truth About Fishes, where the same thing happens, but it's a drama and not horror... You know who is in this movie? You guessed right if you said ANEURIN BARNARD) only to find out he haunted by the real boy that died.
Ok I was expecting this movie to be shit, but yk, the FUN shit, and I was pleasantly surprised by it! I think it's a bit competent!
I gotta say the movie failed as horror, but it was spot on in entertainment, which is SOOO important.
The movie is a bit funny by itself, I think if it leaned more into actual comedy with horror it would be PERFECT and work majestically.
My bad but I did NOT expect that plot, like I was Brahms number 1 defender until the plot, it took me by surprise and completely changes the way I looked at a lot of things, it completely shifts the tone of the story and that's AMAZING.
I also really like how the characters act, like the protagonist freaks out a lot of times because of the haunted things happening, which is natural considering she's been living in this home by herself completely isolated, but when she sees the doll is alive she's like "oh ok cool, it's just a child" and TAKES CARE OF HIM, same goes for the love interest (forgot the name sorry) that at first doesn't believe, but when he sees something happening he's like "yo that's awesome let me help you taking care of the haunted doll" like YEAH THAT'S THE REACTIONS I WANNA SEE MORE.
It talks about some heavy topics without being too disrecpecful (in my opinion) and without too much exposure about it, and it focuses on the right things to entertain the audience.
Without mentioning how unsettling and fitting for The Stranger is for a doll to be here.
I liked it a lot more than I expected, it was really fun to watch.
10. Goodnight Mommy (2014) - Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala Goodnight Mommy (2022) - Matt Sobel
Ok now we have something here, because one is the original Austrian movie... and the other is the english remake because for them it seems to be way too difficult to deal with subtitles yk
Ok the premise is that the mother of the twins just went through a surgery and they start to believe she is NOT their mother anymore, but a creature.
Amazing premise, already explains why it is on this list.
Talking first about the original: OMG WHAT A GREAT AND UNSETTLING MOVIE I DID NOT HIDE MY EYES WATCHING A MOVIE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME.
Holy fuck what a ride this was.
It's VEEERRY slow and the last half an hour is pretty difficult to watch (more because of what is happening, it's AGONIZING), it works PERFECTLY as horror seriously.
I also remember joking at the beggining at what was the plot and actually got it right, but I was SOO shocked when I got it right. So it's a bit predictable, but I don't think it ruins the movie, still works and it's still so fucking horrifying to watch.
Loved and hated it with my guts. It works. It just WORKS.
Now to the remake... C'mon guys subtitles or dubbing is not the end of the world please stop with these useless remakes of international great movies.
This movies is bad, like it follows the same story and still ruins a lot of the best scenes. In the original, one of the things that most caught my eye, was the fact that there isn't a specific moment they say "this is not our mother", they are always "she's acting weird", "she wouldn't do that", and when they actually accuse her of not being their mother you already understood that was the conclusion they were heading at.
In the remake they clearly don't trust the audience enough to pick this up and have a fucking scene where she's like "I can't keep pretending" and the boy is like "omg pretend what? To be OUR MOTHER??"
One of the charms of the original movie is that it's SUBTLE, she doesn't do anything to us, as the audience, to actually believe she's NOT their mother. She's NOT a good mother, that's for sure, but she's not doing anything that we see as monster-like behavior, yk?
In the remake it clearly tries so hard to be like "see this?? See this??? Weird behavior she's not human" and like... Fuck off that's not how it works.
The sound effect also took me out, they break so much of the atmosphere of the movie and just don't work that well.
The whole plot is terribly shown too, in the original it's just SO tragic and unsettling when it's revealed, and not really given a chance to escape or change something. Like maybe if something was done earlier nothing of that would happen, but we're already here now, and it's over.
However, in the remake, they try to make this whole sequence explaining what happened and being all so over emotional. The original makes a point of being scary in this scene, and that it ties to a lot of things that were said and done before in the movie, but doesn't explain bit by bit of what happened, just ties everything together. The remake tries to explain everything and I think that kills the vibe, not EVERYTHING need the complete full context, just having the information that it happened is enough, we don't need the full story to still feel the impact.
Please watch the original, it's far superior and very torturing.
(Dis?) Honorable Mention: Behind Her Eye(2021) - Erik Richter Strand
I DID say I'm not much of a series watcher, and I didn't watch this, BUT I did watch a video with more than one hour explaining the full story and talking badly about it. Does this make up for not watching? No, hell no, but I don't know where to find a series for this so meh
It's a lot more of the plot that is The Stranger than the series, but whatever it works I guess.
It has the "disonorable" because I heard some bad things about the series, but Idk for sure because I haven't watched so oh well maybe it's good.
That's it for the list, I find it a bit sad how different the vibe of The Stranger is in TMA and in actual movies. Like in TMA it has this whole fun circus coloring vibe, besides the episodes where someone is replaced. But in the movies is more sinister. I guess It's What's Inside fits a bit better into the view of how this fear is presented a lot of times in TMA, as is a much more colorful movie.
simon is getting attacked and he screams “SIMON SAYS STOP!!!” so they all stop and then he says “SIMON SAYS PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN…” so they put down their spears “SIMON SAYS STOP GOING CRAZY!!!” and suddenly all the face paint disappears from the hunters faced then he goes “heh.. go hunting!!” and jack starts running to the woods “haha! i got you jack! i didnt say simon says!” and jack starts crying then the naval officer appears and they get rescued happily ever after
ortus nigenad is a better man than I am bc if I was peacefully dead and my teenaged boss called my spirit back to play make-believe I would simply tell her to fuck off
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The Magnus Archives fears as movies - The Hunt
Sorry guys I actually had this ready for two weeks just forgot to write lol This seriously has been the easiest list yet, as expected, many movies at least include the hunt, so having it be the most common spotted is natural 1. Jaws (1975) - Steven Spielberg
This list includes a lot of classics, but I tried to have some different movies as you go. Anyways, I'll start by the classic still because you look at it and go "yeah, makes sense"
Jaws is literally about hunting a shark. Can it get more obvious?
Look, I'm a shark lover, they're just living their lifes and we are the ones invading their spaces, we cannot blame them for defending their homes. And this movie undoubtly made some SERIOUS damage to their image, and I do not condone it.
HOWEVER as a movie lover as well I need to admit this movie is goddam GREAT. Nice movie and keeps your attention the whole time.
Although having a real animal as an antagonist is supposed to make you more scared and intensify your experience (even when you do not live close to the beach, and I know that because my grandma watched this movie WHEN IT CAME OUT and said she went home scared a shark would appear out of her gate lmao. This is not the level of fear you feel watching it nowadays, but you get the point), you also need to keep in mind that this should not affect your perception of how realiity works, sharks don't have morality and are not villains of the real world. Got it? AWESOME! Then go watch the movie and have a lot of fun.
2. Halloween (1978) - John Carpenter
I did mention John Carpenter was one of my favorite directors, so this should be no surprise.
Ok, this one ALMOST went to The Eye list, following the idea that Michael Myers is a sorta stalker. HOWEVER I think this is just one small aspect of the movie that, in the context, is just as much about the hunt. He does not stalk because of a sick desire or obsession in his victim, he stalks like a predator stalks their prey, hiding in the background, just waiting for the right opportunity to strike. This is hunting.
This movie is remarkable, is not the beggining of the slasher genre but it IS the one to popularize it.
Although by todays standards of horror this movie is not scary at all, it is still an amazing watch for those who are not looking to have nightmares at night, but just looking to appreciate movies that marked the history of cinema in some way.
I would even dare to say this movie is sort of funny nowadays. We now see tension as more of silence and limited view of the scenario. But this movie is famous for Michael's leimotiff, much like Jaws, and this was the tension of the time, it meant the source of fear is close, and we should be ready (as in TENSE) for what they're about to do, it's meant to cause anxiety. However nowadays the standards changed, and listening to a music play every single time the villain appears looks a bit funny. This is not a bad thing, is just an analysis about how the times changed, that's natural, and I absolutely love looking for these differences.
I could talk a lot more about this movie, between the classics of slashers this is my favorite one, there's just so many details about the movie itself and the historical context it's set in. But I'll keep it to myself. You're warned this is a piece of it's time and should not fulfill how todays movies are made.
3. Scream (1996) - Wes Craven
Halloween is what popularized the slasher genre, Scream is what saved this genre when it was dying.
I don't need to go into details about how this movie is amazing, right? It literally gave a whole new look to the genre. Like, no one thought about TWO killers.
It's also an even more amazing watch if you love these movies, because this is clearly a love letter to slashers. It's someone passionate about horror movies and who's trying to honor it's legacy while also having originality and it's own identity.
I know everyone already knows the plot of this movie, damn I even included this here because no way you're reading this list without at least some knowledge about horror, but I do believe this movie does not lose it's fun when you know the plot.
4. The Night of the Hunter (1955) - Charles Laughton
This movie is very unfortunatly a movie very ahead of it's time. We'll get to that.
I KNOW you see that this movie is from the fifties and think it'll be a pain to watch it and the quality will suck and there'll be no color but NO!! THE MOVIE MIGHT BE OLD BUT THE QUALITY IS INCREDIBLE. Unless you watch it in a platform with therrible quality, which wasn't my case, I swear you can watch this movie with a camera quality that details everything.
Anyways, the movie follows two children, whose father stole a whole ton of money and made them hide it. The father goes to jail, and there meets a preacher who is a serial killer. When the father is hanged, the preacher goes after the children for the money.
It's a very heavy and scary movie, you KNOW those children are not safe with this man around, but they can't really ask for help, they're children, no one believes them and everyone thinks the preacher is a man of god. And the ones who believe don't really have enough power to do something about it.
Until the end, which has one of the best scenes I've ever seen, it is the scene that made this movie deserve it's place in this list - because believe me, I almost would put this in The Web list, since a lot of it is manipulation from the preacher. But then you see how this is all hunting, a hunting modern day, a hunting not about the prey, but about what it has.
The scene I talked about is by the ending, the children are under the care of an old widowed lady. It's late at night, she's guarding the house with a gun while waiting for when the preacher will attack them. There is this song that the preacher sings throught the movie, much like what I said in the Halloween analysis it is the preachers theme song, warning us he's close by... But this time is different, it's tense, it scares us because it puts us in the place of the children, the song is not part of a movie soundtrack meant to give emotion for the audience, it's a song IN the movie, the preacher IS singing, he's warning THE CHILDREN that no matter where they are, he'll find them, and every time we hear this we know he's getting close. But this time, late at night, when we only see his sillhouette through a window, the lady starts humming along the melody. The preacher is not the only hunter around anymore, there's someone capable enough to protect the prey this time.
This movie is FULL of symbolism, one of my favorite is one very on your face, where the preacher keeps calling the children his "little lambs". LAMBS.
This movie was also very inspired by a REAL case, just inspired, so it has it's changes, but that just adds layers to the realism and how scary it is.
Gosh can you guesss how much I loved this movie?
But as mentioned at the beggining, this movie has been made in a very unfortunate time for itself.
This movie was not well received AT ALL. In the 50's people were very conservative, so having a movie with this HEAVY theme and where the main villain is A PREACHER? Who uses religion not only as justification for his acts but also as a shield from society? A mother who neglects her children because of manipulation? A strong widowed old lady who manages to stop evil from getting to the children?
Yeah, people were not liking that at all.
This will absolutely kill the vibe of this list if I get into details. But this movie received so much hate that ended up making the director to never make another movie again. There's a bit more to the story, but I'll not mention it as is very sad.
Nowadays this movie is considered a masterpiece, a movie ahead of it's time where people did not have enough of an open mind to accept it's geniusness. And it's very depressing thinking how the director wasn't given the chance to explore a lot more of what he would be able to accomplish if people weren't so cruel to him.
5. Jennifer's Body (2009) - Karyn Kusama
Let's make this list a bit happier again!!
This is another movie who was NOT well received at the time of release, and nowadays is recognized by how smart it is in it's message. But this one does not have such unfortunate ending to it as the other one.
This movie is AMAZING. It has character, it has story, it has meaning, it has a critic to society.
I think you really need to look at the hidden meanings and the critic the movie is making for you to truly understand how horrific this movie is, otherwise the movie looks very superficial and I think this is what made people dislike it at the time. People were not ready to look more into a movie than it looked and didn't want to accept the heavy implications of what the movie is about.
Shock, but this movie is not about a woman who was sacrificed for the success of a band. It's a lot more than that, this is just the superfial of it.
I like how the movie portray Jennifer herself, because you KNOW she's a victim, but that doesn't excuse her terrible actions, they just make her character more complex. She doesn't fit the "perfect victim" trope, as well as she is not a complete evil character. She has flaws, god she's an horrible friend and even a horrible person after some point, but that doesn't mean she's deserving of what happened to her.
Same goes for Needy, she's not a saint, although she's a MUCH better person compared to Jennifer, she's complex, she's obsessed with her best friend and it deals in an amazing way with how much she truly CARES for Jennifer, but also resents her.
I truly think this is the perfect piece to watch and start seeing different analysis of what it means and what it portrays, HOW it portrays those things and how the characters are complex.
6. Elfie Hopkins: Cannibal Hunter (2012) - Ryan Andrews
I did say I'm always looking for an excuse to talk about Aneurin Barnard, why'd you think this would be different?
A lot of people hate this movie, but I LOVED IT. No it's not horror, it's the one movie in every list that is not horror, so be warned.
But seriously I just had so much fun watching it.
This movie is like a childrens movie but for adults. I think you can seriously understand this if you watch it.
But just relax, it's SOOO fun and charismatic. It's all silly.
My biggest problem is the title, the neighbors being cannibals was clarly meant to be a plot in the movie, so why include it in the title? You spoiled YOUR OWN MOVIE??? That's dumb, but the movie is still nice.
Basically this movie is about Elfie Hopkins (shock), and her friend Dylan, and when new neighbors appear they start investigating thinking there's something very weird about them, and then things unravel.
It's The Hunt from the pov of the neighbors but just as much from the pov of Elfie. The family are cannibals, hunting people, and Elfie is hunting for proof, trying to expose them.
I also have a bigass problem with how Dylan and Elfie end up together by the end, because this is a whole thing in the movie where Elfie doesn't see him that way but still deeply cares about him, but just as a friend. But this is such a small portion of the movie that I just don't think it's enough to make me dislike it.
Just enjoy the ride, seriously, go back to your lightheart of when you were a kid and enjoy this movie like that.
7. Run Sweetheart Run (2020) - Shana Feste
This will be an interesting review, because at the same time that is appreciated the message and MANY of the things the movie does, I do feel like a lot of it falls flat when you think a little bit longer about it.
This movie is about a woman who goes on a date and then the man starts to hunt her through the city.
This is very obviously about the woman experience with man, like I don't really need to expand much on it, they treat us like prey and like it's fun when we try to escape.
But there are some things worth mentioning about this movie.
There's some serious spoilers from this point on, so my overrall opinion is that it's a good movie with some serious problems.
First of all, I really like how it has a whole point about how community is important. One of the things the man tells the protagonist is that she can't ask for help, "no one cares", and by this point in the movie we really do believe that - When she had blood on her and tried to ask for two woman's help they treat her as a crazy person, when she explains her situation to another woman she is first understanding, but when she realizes she could be put in danger for protecting her she throws the protagonist under the bus, when she calls the police the police... Well, it's the police, they're on the man's side. We truly think he's right, she's all alone in this situation.
But from that point on we actually see him being proven WRONG, people DO care. Her ex go to her and even brings her home when he sees she's in distress (although he's a bit of an asshole, he still does what he can to protect her), her ex best friend - who betrayed her in one of the most disgusting ways - is ready to kill the man who's doing it to the protagonist and helps her going even beyond what someone would normally do, we see a bunch of strangers saving the protagonist when she's being harrassed, even the texi driver sees the state she's in and doesn't even charge her ride because that's what he's able to do for her. People DO care, there ARE people who will stand up and help you when you need.
But there's a BIG problem with that as well, that is that EVERY person that helps her dies (with the exception of the last one), which is just... Terrible. I'm not against saying that those people, by chosing to help, are also chosing to put themselves in some sort of danger, BUT it's just terrible to have ALL of them die, the only one's that doesn't die are the one's that choose to not actually envolve themselves, like the taxi driver mentioned. I feel like that only conveys that 1) Help someone in true danger? The consequences will go towards you 2) Everyone that helps you when you're in danger gets HURT
Which is just a terrible thing to say when it's a whole point in the movie how she COULDN'T have done it without help. She only survived because she had people by her side. Yes, she's strong and she's smart and she has a lot of credits on how she handled the situation, but it's also very important and a big role how she has a support system.
Another thing is, for most of the movie I think it's really cool how the Man is kinda mystical at the same time that he's just a person. You see him finding her at places he couldn't have any idea that she went, you see him surviving things he couldn't normally, you see him getting at her at a faster speed than anyone could. But at the same time he looks just like any man. He WALKS towards her, he has a normal appearance, he can get hurt just like anyone.
This is SO cool. He's just a person, because he's MEANT to represent how a usual and normal man can be A MONSTER. The small mystical bits of him don't really break the illusion of how we are just looking at a normal MAN. What makes him a monster is not those weird things that makes you question if he's human, what makes him a monster is what he's doing to this woman, how he's terrorizing her and going after her just because its fun for him.
... And then all that goes through the window because they just make him a demon or whatever
Supposedly he just created the patriarchy in humanity
Wtf
Yeah, the ending is very disappointing. Is nice how it is THE PROTAGONIST that defeats him, she shows how she has her strenght even while being helped. But they just fumbled with the whole demons vs angel narrative that appears, it just ruins the realism the movie was having up until this point.
I also hate how the Man breaks the fourth wall. It really has no purpose other than telling us "hey! Look! He's not human! He knows there's cameras!" And then they do nothing with it at all when they clearly could just keep all the other stuff to let us know he's not human really.
It's a cool movie overrall and succeed in a lot of place, but it has some serious problems that could very easily be fixed and that would make it's message a lot more impactful.
8. The Ritual (2017) - David Bruckner
Beggining? Absolutely terrific, a fresh air amidst many movies that don't know how to build tension. Ending? They fumbled so fucking hard.
It's about a group of friends (man) who often goes in adventures. When an accident happens and one of them dies, they decide to make a homage to him going to a trip that was his idea, a hike in Sweden.
Nice concept, already puts a heaviness in the situation, as none of them truly wants to be there, but they want to honor their friend. It's sad and so fitting for a horror movie.
One of them gets hurt, so they decide to take a shortcut through the forest (because men are dumb).
While there, some fucked up things start happening and they realize there's something in the woods going after them.
I saw a lot of people saying this movie is The Eye, and I do believe there's heavy influence! But I think the Eye aspects is just the predators antics to play with it's prey, and that's why it's in this list.
This movie KNOWS how to build tension. It's slow, plays with your mind and never actually shows the creature, we just see some movement and snipets of it. I also always LOVE when the design makes a predator look like a prey, in this case like a deer.
Downside of this part: They're all white man with bad personalities, so you don't really like knowing what they're up to.
Anyways it's all good and very scary even if you're not interested in the characters, only the protagonist has a bit more going on with him, as he witnessed the murder of his friend.
First hour of this movie? AMAZING. I was so excited to see how everything would turn up in the climax.
... Turns out they just decide to change the whole tone of the movie out of nowhere and just forget how they made the scary scenes so, well, scary.
Spoilers ahead: there's a cult (WAAAAAYYY too overused plot and jusst doesn't really fit in what we've been seeing until now in the movie), that worship and sacrifice people to this creature in return for eternal life.
And then the protagonist kills everyone and escapes the creature.
The ending is even worse because remember how I said it was a cool idea how they don't show the creature fully? Yeah, now they did and... The design is really cool, but I kinda laughed when he just decided to put on a little show for the protagonist when it was hunting him.
Clearly the protagonist lives because of plot armor, the creature had MANY chances to kill him in the final battle.
And the cult just doesn't serve much other than to die and say this creature is ancient. So they didn't even use that much of the overused plot. I guess it's there just so the protagonist can get a gun.
Seriously, when I just think about the first half and the second half of this movie I get whiplash because it seems like COMPLETELY different movies with different subgenres under horror. Idk what happened in the production.
I don't think the ending ruins the WHOLE movie, but it certainly drains all the fun you have in the beggining.
It's not really even that the second half is bad BAD, it just doesn't fit into what the movie was building itself to be.
9. 30 Days of Night (2007) - David Slade
I don't think I've ever watched a vampire movie that manages to be this fucking boring.
You're into more bad movies? Nothing against that, I like some bad movies myself, that's why this is even included in this list, because I try to have a little bit of everyones taste. So go enjoy it.
But seriously, it's so nothing this movie that I can't really think about what to complaim, it's just this bad. I kinda zoned out and that's my fault.
10. It Follows (2014) - David Robert Mitchell
I KNOW the sex demon has a lot of haters, because I'm friends with people who despise this movie lol
But I do think this movie has some things to say about STD's and how it works, turning it into a horror seems like a nice idea.
Do I think it's well excecuted? Not most of the time, but there are it's highlights.
I watched it a long time ago, and at the same time that I don't really like it, I don't think it's necessarily bad.
I guess I like to watch the meanings of this movie a lot more than the movie itself, and that's fine too.
Honorable Mention: Yellowjackets (2021) - Ashley Lyle, Bart Nickerson
There is no better series for the Hunt than this one, like seriously.
I know a lot of people think this is the Flesh, because of cannibalism, BUT YOU'RE WRONG!! I talk a lot more in detail about this in The Flesh list, but I think cannibalism really needs the contexts to be put into one fear in specific. This one is the Hunt, is not eating someone for the sake of eating someone, it is a matter of survival, but most of all: it's just the final result of hunting.
Don't expect much in the first season btw, the cult really only starts in the second season.
This is the BEST series I've ever watched and also THE WORST.
There's two main narratives in this series. The past one, where a team of teenagers soccer players have a plane crash and have to survive in the middle of the forest. And the future one... Where it is the future.
The past? AMAZING. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. All the characters are so complex and their roles say so much about them as people and how each of them starts to slowly lose their minds the more they can't esscape the woods and IT'S SOOOO GOOOODD
And the future... Fuck it's one of the most boring tasteless nothingburger things I've ever seen. It spoils the past, because you see some of them survived. It has nothing really that interesting going on, and HALF of the show is that.
Obviously has some cool parts in the future, but I would seriously just cut all of that because it's mostly horrible.
HM 2: Lord of the Flies (2026) - Marc Munden
Turns out it really was for the best that I was too lazy for two weeks to finish writing this.
I literally finished this series yesterday and it's SOOOOO GOOOOOD. Also Yellowjackets has a lot of inspiration from this (the book I mean, that came out in 1954 and yk, inspired just a bunch of other stuff and is very famous and well known), I just put Yellowjackets first because it's a full series for you to watch, whilst this only have 4 episodes.
But seriously it's just so well made and it explores SO MUCH about humanity and all through the eyes of CHILDREN, which just makes everything scarier.
Love all the characters, absolutely adore the sound choices, the filming choices were spot on.
I seriously don't have any complains about, and I have the approval to say that because my friend is a massive fan of the book and she loved the series too.
Ok that's it for now, I swear I'll finish writing the next list just as soon as I have all the movies ready lmao
The Magnus Archives fears as movies - The Dark
I'M ON TIME!!! Finally back on track, now it's again one post per month. Btw I thought this list would be a lot more difficult because usually darkness is just an element in horror movies, not the main point, but it was actually the easiest one till now.
The Babadook (2014) - Jennifer Kent
Horror movies are the best anti-kids commercial you'll ever see, specially this one.
I think this one is a pretty obvious choice, I saw everyone mentioning this one when talking about The Dark, and I have to agree.
I think it's a nice watch, it's life changing in the sense that I'll never have kids just to be sure I'll not risk having to deal with a kid like this one.
Jokes aside, you can understand and sympathize with him (kinda), but holy shit is he a hell to deal with.
There's a whole point in the movie where the kid tries to say he's just like that because of the Babadook haunting them, but this kid was a MONSTER BEFORE the Babadook appeared.
But at the same time he's just a kid with an unwell mother and no father, of course he's a little fucked up in the head. It's not his fault as well - as is not the mother's fault, she's trying her best while dealing with grief (although as the adult I do think she could have done a little more for the child, but we can understand her mostly)
Anyways, this is also a case where I think people overrated this movie too much for me, so when I watched I didn't think it was THAT big of a deal, just nice. It fits nicely in this list and really deals with how "childish" The Dark is supposed to be, at the same time being justified.
Btw I forgot to include what this movie is about, even if I think everyone knows. Anyways, we follow this mother and her child as they find a book about the Babadook, and the Babadook starts haunting them. It's a whole analogy for grief for losing her husband/his father.
The biggest problem is that I hate Babadooks design and how it's used. It barely uses one of the best aspects of the design: The sillhouete. It's a simple and recognizable sillhouete, and it's used like 4 times when they could've done a lot more before showing his face... And it's bad, omg the moment he appears fully to scare the mother is SO bad.
I also think the ending is really funny, I understand it's meaning, but could be done in a way better way, and you'll understand how it could be better soon in this list (if you read the spoilers actually)
Spoiler: they lost their dog (which did nothing wrong I will never forgive the mother) to try domesticating the fucking babadook their new pet IS THE BABADOOK
2. Lights Out (2016) - David F. Sandberg
This movie is based in the Short that made this very popular scene where you turn the lights out (OMG THE NAME OF THE MOVIE) and there's a clear shadow of someone, lights on and there's nothing, lights out someone, lights on nothing. You problably seen it or at least something referencing it. So they decided to make an entire movie based on that. And you can already understand why it's The Dark.
When I went to watch this I honestly thought it was going to be terrible and I could have some laughs. But it's actually a pretty competent movie.
Not GREAT or terrifying, but competent, just good. I like how they used the Dark, the explanation is a little funny but good enough (spoiler: imagine your mother is in a toxic relationship with her childhood best friend.)
This movie is about this family that starts being haunted by someone who only stays in the shadows and is trying to kill everyone except the mother.
It's an okay movie, I think it deserves a watch.
3. The Boogeyman (2023) - Rob Savage
First of all: There's actually an older movie with this name from 2005, I don't really know if they're somehow related, I really wanted to watch the 2005 version too, but I got really sick this week and just couldn't. It sounds REALLY bad btw, but I need to see it. Anyways you are warned, this is just a review of the 2023, but there is another one if you're interested.
Ok two points 1) Why is grief so associeted with the Dark? I'm finding this really interesting, it seems to be a pattern, it fits very well, but I'm trying to understand why. 2) Sophie Tatcher. That's it, I just love her.
Ok anyways, why were people being so mean to this movie? When searching about it I only saw people saying it's really bad, but I actually really liked it.
Sure, not the best movie I've ever seen, and there are some heavy problems, but I really liked it.
It's about a monster that only attacks when it's dark, it can't stand the light, and it focuses on people who are mentally struggling with something (usually the loss of a loved one, apparently). It's a very clear reepresentation of grief, like The Babadook. But for some reason people give so much praise to The Babadook and just complaim about this one? I think The Boogeyman is better than Babadook.
I saw some people saying "just turn the lights on lol" and have we watched the same movie??? We SEE the monster turning lights off, breaking them, making them flicker. WE SEE WHY THIS WOULD NOT WORK.
Btw I also would never survive this monster, I would feel guilty about making the bill more expensive.
I also don't like the design of the monster all that much, could be better, BUT on the good side, the movie don't really show it until the end, you just see it's shadows. There are some moments before the end where you can kinda see it, and it's bad, but overrall I didn't think they ruin the movie.
It certainly doesn't deserve a rating worse than the descent- PEOPLE LIKE THE DESCENT MORE THAN THIS?!?!??!?! WHY!?!??!?!?! ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?! WTF I seriously hate The Descent and HOW TF THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ENJOYED THAT MOVIE AND THINK THIS ONE IS BAD. THE DESCENT ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE STUPID AND DUMB AND I DON'T HAVE A WORD STRONG ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THEM, AND IN THE BOOGEYMAN THEY'RE KINDA SMART AND AT LEAST REALLY TRYING TO PROTECT THEMSELVES. I need to calm down, I clearly didn't get past how much I hate The Descent.
Anyways, The Boogeyman is a good movie, I really liked it, the acting is so good, most of the time the direction things go is nice (except that Sophie Tatcher's friends didn't have any consequences, that's bad), and it shows how the three members of the family are trying to deal with grief in a different way, and it could not be the best way to cope.
Spoiler: By the end of the movie we see that the creature hasn't really DIED (much life in The Babadook), but, instead, the family is just trying to not let it affect their life as much. Which is a nice way to show how grief works, it doesn't really go away, you just learn how to deal with it. It's nice. The monster is still around the corner, but they now how to keep it there, in the dark, far from them. It's a much better way to show than keeping the fucking Babadook as your pet and feeding him daily LMAO
4. Skinamarink (2022) - Kyle Edward Ball
This is a bit of a hit or miss, you will either love it or hate it.
My opinion? I loved it, I watched with a friend by daylight and still got scared as hell. But I saw some people saying they thought it was one of the most boring movies they've ever seen, and honestly? That's very fair, I think it's one of those cases where you need to have a very particular taste to enjoy it.
Obviously I wouldn't give it a 10/10, but to me the movie served it's purpose. It lacked some things? Yeah, but for a experimental horror movie it worked.
I really hope by saying this most of you don't start doubting my opinion on all other movies lol This is a movie I saw people feeling very strongly about, either in a good or bad way.
I once heard someone saying horror is just as unique to each person as humor. What will scare me might not scare you, what makes you laugh might not make me laugh. And this movie is the BEST to show it.
It's not everyone's cup of tea, but I think it's worth a watch for everyone, even if just to understand if that's your thing or isn't.
5. Citadel (2012) - Ciarán Foy
This is actually just my excuse to talk about Aneurin Barnard. His huge sad eyes have enchanted me. I've been watching his whole career for some months now and this was one of the first one's, I was waiting so happily for the moment I could include it.
Ok so, I went to watch it expecting "terrible horror movie but at least I can see my favorite guy suffering". And what did I get? THAT and a little more, because turns out this movie is not THAT shitty, it's... It's ok, I'm not even going to say it's GOOD, not really, but it's enjoyable the way bad horror is enjoyable.
Again with the topic of grief, where the progatonis (Aneurin Barnard) just became a single father after some... Kids (?) creatures killed his wife, who just gave birth.
BUT it has another point, where this movie deals a lot with agoraphobia and social anxiety.
I actully like the way this movie depicts grief. All the last one's showed the characters very sad and, although failing their loved ones in some aspects, still functional. Here you can see he is completely DESTROYED by his wife's death. He can barely function, and although he doesn't want to lose his child too to CPS, he also can't function properly to do a lot about it.
It's a much heavier way to show how something like that can affect someone.
With all of that said: yes, some of the scenes with the kid like monsters are good. Key word being "some". The whole segment of the ending is pretty weird and all over the place, some of the buildup we had felt kinda lost.
Not a movie as shitty as I expected, but it's a bit forgetable.
Also I'm really sad that a new movie named Citadel just came out because now I search for the 2012 one and don't immediatly see a pretty boy all fucked up, but instead the most generic action movie poster ever.
6. The Mist (2007) - Frank Darabont
This is also one of the most mentioned by people when deciding movies of The Dark.
Nice movie, really kept me entertained by most of it, and like the poster says the ending is very shocking and devastating even.
This movie has one of the most horrifying things that a movie could include: an extremely religious person.
I like their depiction of it, it makes a point of saying the problem is not religion itself, but how some people distorts the meanings to fit their narrative better.
That's not what the movie is about btw, just one aspect.
Basically, while in a supermarket, a mist (GASP) takes over everything and somehow kills people (we see pretty early actually how they kill people, there's monsters. CGI monsters. Terrible CGI monsters lmao), so they lock themselves in the supermarket and try finding ways to survive and solve the situation.
I guess I liked it? It's also surprising that they were able to make this a 2 hours long movie. There are some moments where it gets tiring, but most of the time there's different things and ideas happening, so it's really interesting and not bad to watch.
Idk why but I really can't pinpoint what made me not like this movie more, I think it was how I couldn't get attached to any characters really. They're all pretty bland, SPECIALLY the protagonist. I think the movie expected us to like him just because he's a little smarter than everyone and has a little kid. But yeah, while I appreciate how he doesn't fuck up the smallest things and seem like a good father, it doesn't compensate for not having a personality at all. Same with the other characters, with two exception - and those exceptions are the assholes of the movie lmao
Since I didn't really care all that much for anyone, I guess that takes alway the tension of not wanting them to die. Of course, I wanted them to solve the sitation and wasn't hoping for someone to die (just the religious woman, I really wanted her to die), but I didn't really care for them, there was no attachment, if they died meh, happens.
But the movie is pretty creative and the ending really is pretty devastating, not really because I care for the character, but because you understand what he's going though.
7. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1973) - Nigel McKeand
AGAIN there is actually a 2010 remake, I wanted to watch but again, this week I got really sick, so I will watch the remake when I'm better. Unfortunaly there just won't be a review of it here. You NEED to understand that I watched 3 Carrie movies, if I lacked something here is because I seriously was physically not able to.
The shortest movie I've ever covered here, being just 1h 14min long.
It's an old TV movie, and if you've read The Eye list you know that a TV movie has a lot more restrictions than a normal movie, so they were working with very little to produce this.
As an older and TV movie you need to put your expectations in order, it won't be bloody or what we usually see as scary by today standards.
With all that out of the way: I really enjoyed the movie. It's very light, very easy to watch, and still enjoyable!
Again, don't go watch it thinking you'll not be able to sleep at night after, it will not fulfill your wish. I would say it's almost a horror for kids nowadays.
The creatures have a stupid (I say that lovingly) design (I loved the design, it's just so funny now). The story is nothing really new nowadays, but I think it was different for the time.
It's really good if you're into older things and not really in the mood to be scared.
BUT there's a bit lacking in this movie, again, problably the restrictions of the time, but the creatures are not really explained. I hope the remake fix this, but I'll not garantee.
8. Darkness Falls (2003) - Jonathan Liebesman
I couldn't find in good resolution, but there's a poster that is written "an eye for an eye. Your life for an tooth" and I just died laughing omg this is a masterpiece of a phrase.
Ok but hear me, what if we made a horror movie with the tooth fairy??
This is this movie, it's a TOTAL slop. The characters are idiots, horrible acting, inconsistent tooth fairy. I absolutely had a blast watching it.
After so many terrible movies that made me angry, I was expecting the same. It's so nice to watch a terrible thing that keeps me laughing all the way through.
It's also nice to see how people treat this movie! I saw a lot of people who felt a sort of love for how bad this movie is, and I like when people are like that. Yeah, it's a deeply flawed and overrall terrible movie, amazing.
On another note, in my search I kinda feel sad for what this COULD have been, because you can find out there the original design for the Tooth Fairy and it ROCKS!! IT'S SO SO UNIQUE AND COOL, but unfortunatly it was scraped and in the movie we see a very generic monster. Although just her design wouldn't fix the movie, it would be a lot more to remember it for.
Shotout to all the times the actors acted with absolutely zero emotions, always made me laugh.
9. Rise of the Guardians (2012) - Peter Ramsey
As per usual, we have a non-horror movie here, and this one fits the category so well.
Btw a bit funny how the tooth fairy is here two times, and zero in any other list.
Anyways, what can I say? This movie is AMAZING.
Loved it when I was a kid, love this now. It's a unique story and a nice reinterpretation of childhood common stories. And I think to everyone who watched this movie is very obvious why it's linked to The Dark, and if you haven't watched it and don't know then just watch, you won't regret.
10. Darkness (2002) - Jaume Balagueró
I like how a lot of The Dark movies are very obvious from the title lmao
Ok this movie is definetly something.
Basically this family moves to another country and have some problems as the father starts having a lot of PTSD because for some reason he decided it was an amazing idea to move to the house where he was kidnapped alongside another 6 children and was the only survivor.
You can already see what I'm talking about when I say this is something, right?
It's not actually a bad movie, but NOT good. I feel like a lot of things are neglected here, and when the plot twist happens by the end it is a surprise, but a lot more because there was nothing before indicating it then that it was good (spoiler: I'm talking about the grandpa, not the ritual stuff.)
I think this movie would be very good if it tried to make some foreshadowing and show a bit more of the connections. What ruins this movie really is the neglect of main points that are important in the end, but not really explained.
There's a even worse point to this, apparently there's two versions of this, the 'normal' and the extended. I watched the extended without learning about this. But the thing is: the extended is actually supposed to be the original. What happened is that they thought the movie was too long, and then cut 14 minutes out of it, but instead of cutting uninportant bits (and there are a lot), they cut THE LORE BEING EXPLAINED. This is allegedly actually, I didn't watch the cut version to see what was missed, but that's what everyone says.
So there is a version of this movie that neglects the main points even more.
Well, this movie could be really good, the story by itself is really good, just needed a bit more development,
Spoilers from now on:
Why does the child of the family see the dead ones? What made the father think it was a good idea to move there? Wdym the ritual accepts a wait of 40 years and don't need to restart all of it? If the ritual only accepts the same "child" in the original plan to die, what it considers to be a child? Because the father certainly wasn't a child anymore 40 years later.
Also the grandpa barely appears in the movie, so when it's revealed he did it, it doesn't land as greatly as it could, because we saw him maybe 2 times before that and those 2 times were maybe 1 minute.
I'm not gonna even bother questioning what was happening with the father, what was the end goal or who the other people partaking in the ritual were. Because I think those are stupid questions, those things are unimportant to the actual focus (that is the two children) and the father has enough trauma to just by itself explaining his actions.
Honorable Mention: Stranger Things (SEASON 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2016) - The Duffer Brothers
For this list we COMPLETELY FORGET that there are other seasons past the first one.
Although I like the second and third season (fourth has some saving points), it doesn't fit this list. BUT!!! HOWEVER! THE FIRST ONE IS PERFECT.
With the success of this series I don't think I need to explain, and I really hope you see my vision with this one, ok? The first season IIIISSSS the dark!! Past the first season it isn't anymore, maybe the second could be actually, but all the rest is lost.
Please tell me you can see it.
Honorable Mention 2: Bird Box (2018) - Susanne Bier
The case of this movie is so interesting to me, because back when it came out EVERYONE was talking about it, but now it seems everyone just forgot?
I remember watching it back in 2018, and I didn't rewatch for this list, that's why it's an Honorable Mention and not in the main list, as I can't quite remember if The Dark is the BEST fear to represent it. My guess is that it is, but since it's been a LONG time since I watched, I might be wrong.
Anyways it's a really good movie, I recommend.
End of list!!! I'm surprised at how easy it was to find movies in The Dark, seriously I have at least 10 more movies that I found and would watch if one of the main list didn't fit. There's A LOT.
I'm very happy with this list, none of the movies were a pain to watch.
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The Magnus Archives Fears as movies - The Buried
One more!!! This one was a little difficult, but I think it turned out really great! Fully expected a list of only action movies located in caves, but I tried getting creative and it worked!
Iron Lung (2026) - Markiplier
I was SOOOOO excited for this movie, and I'm so glad it fits in this list!!
Since it's very recent and I'm pretty sure everyone who'll be reading this list uses Tumblr, you problably already know about this movie.
But seriously, one of the best of the year, it is just AMAZING, you'll not regret watching.
And it's just so cool seeing what they were able to do as an Indie film. I cannot begin to tell you how incredible it is.
IF, for some reason, you are not familiar with this movie and why it is on this list. It is about a convict going under the blood ocean, looking for anything that might help the situation of humanity after all stars died. The whole movie is placed inside the submarine, while the Convict looks for any way he can to conquer his freedom - to get out, both literally and figuratively (getting out of the submarine = not being a prisoner anymore).
It is just SO much of the Buried, both in how he cannot get out of the small enclosure of the small submarine, there is little space he can go and NOWHERE to run away. But also on how he cannot get out of the SITUATION he is in, and I don't mean the submarine, I mean about how he is a prisoner, even if he scapes the submarine he still has no freedom, nowhere to go, nowhere to go. It's such a desperate situation where he is trapped no matter how you look at it.
I know there are other elements to this movie that could fit very well with other fears, but I think this one is the core of it.
2. As Above, So Below (2014) - John Erick Dowdle
This movie would be so much better if the protagonist wasn't just INSUFFERABLE.
This movie has a great concept and it pretty much works in the movie (mostly). The protagonist, this woman, is looking for a stone that her father studied for many many years, and she finds a lead that says that it is in the Paris Catacombs.
I think a horror movie placed in the catacombs is such a cool idea, it had this fear of being placed in somewhere real and that holds so many dark stories in it.
The movie is a found footage - documentary style, and I think it pretty much works in this movie, I think it adds to the experience this anxiety of looking in the same direction the characters are, knowing just what they know and being very limited, exactly how they are. I don't think this movie would be as scary if it wasn't filmed this way.
I like the plot, I like how they don't just go off killing character as fast as possible, it actually takes half of the movie or more until the first character dies, so we really have time to understand each of them and their dynamics (doesn't mean we get to care about them, but in so many movies we see characters that we know NOTHING about just dying, so it's a nice touch to actually see all the characters have some part in the stories, and it makes their death a lot more shocking.)
I really like the plot, as it was told us since the beggining - since the TITLE even. But by the last half-ish hour of the movie I don't think the tension works very well, BUT that's a small down considering all the ups the movie has.
Now... There is a BIG problem in this movie that I cannot get past... And it's the damn protagonist.
Look, I absolutely LOVE flawed woman, they're my favorite, and I would all board if the movie actually showed us a protagonist that is just completely obsessed with her goal to the complete detriment of others. Unfortunatly, that is not the case, she is just an asshole, specially to her "love interest" (why tf does this movie has an love interest to begin with.)
She keeps disrespecting him ALL THE TIME. He says he doesn't wanna go into the catacombs (completely understandable without any reason more), she just keeps saying that he WILL go (not even like she really needs him there, he doesn't understand about the catacombs and they have 4 more people with them). We then find out that she LEFT HIM IN PRISON in one of their past missions and just NEVER EVEN TRIED TO HELP, which just makes her insisting in him going SO MUCH WORSE. And then we find out that he is scared of those sort of places because his brother died when they were little in a cave (I wish I could say "Moon Knight reference?" but Moon Knight came out after this movie), which makes her insisting EVEN WORSE BUT, not only that, we find that out because the cameraman asks him about it, and she tries to play as if the cameraman was wrong by asking - BUT HER INSISTING IN HIM GOING IN THIS PLACE IS NOT WRONG??? AND FULLY KNOWING WHY IT IS SO TRIGGERING FOR HIM??
For some reason this movie even has the audacity of having his character forgive her.
Seriously, she just makes watching a GREAT movie so maddening.
Anyways, overral a great movie, I wouldn't say wonderful, but it is a nice watch. Gets a little ridiculous at the end, and the characters aren't really that special, but the tension the movie is able to create is really really good.
3. The Descent (2005) - Neil Marshall
I did not pay attention to this poster before wtf is that
Anyways, same problem as the movie before, but even worse, because I think every single character is stupid.
I was just SOOO happy at the beggining of this movie - a casting FULL OF WOMAN?! NO MAN?! Sounds completely amazing.
The movie starts really great, this group of woman, who all like adventures in the wild, decide to go explore a cave together. The first half of the movie is amazing, has tension, builds the dynamics, builds most of the characters, it is very very nice.
And then... The point on where the creatures appear everything gets fucked up. The FIRST appearence is nice, is slow, is scary. But after that it's all over the place.
Also it is very weird that the ONLY non-white character is the most villanized, when she was my favorite because she was the smartest and the only one with serious flaws. Except by the end when she gets dumb just like the others.
I guess this movie could also apply as the Hunt, but I still think the Buried is mostly the feeling there, as they have no escape from the cavee.
Spoilers ahead.
Who could guess that creatures that live inside caves, in complete darkness, have poor sight and usually depends on hearing to know where they're going?! Seriously idk how the characters took SOOO long to figure that out.
And the absolute WORST part: after they figure that out THEY JUST KEEP SCREAMING!! GOD I WAS SO FUCKING MAD THAT THEY SCREAMED ALL THE FUCKING TIME
As you can see, I am STILL mad at it.
And it's not even like they were screaming from pain, which would at least be a reason to scream. No, there is a moment where they SEE the creature AND ONE OF THE CHARACTERS SCREAM "RUN", AFTER THEY FIGURED OUT THAT THE CREATURES FOLLOW SOUND.
Gosh this movie made me absolutely so fucking mad I just wanted them all to die because of how stupid all of that was.
I was 100% on the side of the creatures. Not only because they had no fault that those stupid girls invaded their space, but also because I hated them and wanted their stupidity to have consequences.
A lot of people love this movie, I could understand why in the beggining, but after the second half of it I don't, I left this movie with ANGER, that's not a nice feeling.
4. Tunnel (2016) - Kim Seong-hun
Since were talking about movies that made me mad.
But this one is a different case at least.
So, this movie is about this car-dealer that, in his way home, goes through a tunnel (omg the name of the movie) that colapses under him. He gets stuck there and we watch how he tries to survive while the rescue team tries to get him out.
It is a very good movie mostly, you get tense for him and see how operations of rescue like that need to be careful.
The reason this movie made me so mad is my fault actually, I'm too much of a bitter person, I would NOT find peace by just getting out, I would need to sue every single fucker who created this tunnel. I got mad at the protagonist purely for forgiving and choosing to live his life free and not trying to after those dipshits who wronged him. But that's my fault for not being better really.
Anyways it's a really competent movie, it's not much what I personally like to watch, so at some point in the two hours I got a little tired, but it's not at all a bad movie.
Spoilers: The rescue team also fucks up and digs at the wrong place, and then almost gives up in rescuing him, and that's the part that mostly changed my feelings of being worried about the protagonist to being mad at every single person who was involved in keeping him down there.
5. We Need to Do Something (2021) - Sean King O'Grady
Concept? Incredible. Execution? ... meh.
This movie has a lot of ideas, some work, some doesn't.
It centers around this family, consisted of the parents and two children, the daughter and younger brother. When a storm is happening, they lock themselves in the bathroom for protection, and get stuck in there.
The part that most works is the dynamic between characters, and what I think ruins this movie is by the end when they try to explain what is happening.
I think this movie would be WAY better if it just stayed as it was, a family stuck, having to deal with the worst of each other, while not being able to get out because there is something out there.
Unfortunaly this movie has a whole subplot that explains what is happening, and I don't think it really works because I think they didn't really wanna commit to deeper meanings. The movie would be much better focusing more on the psychology of the characters (and they clearly were deep and had a lot to be explored) and left out whatever happened OUTSIDE that house.
I don't think the "monster" that is outside is necessarily bad, I just don't think he needs an explanation and much less focus.
Spoilers: The daughter fucks up with her girlfriends witchcrafts (go lesbians go!!) and that is basically it...? I tried searching and thinking of what that could MEAN, more metaphoracally or for the audiences, but didn't find anything ???
It's just a bit frustrating and out of tone with what you're watching before that. It puts the blame in something very specific and then stops making sense.
Apparently there is a book, I think a book could work better with this story if I'm being honest, but I didn't read and didn't really see people talk much about it.
6. The Lodge (2019) - Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala
"Why do you keep recommending movies that you didn't really like??? Give us good stuff!" IT'S JUST MY OPINION!!! What isn't my jam could be yours.
Anyways here is a movie that I actually liked!!
Except for the kids, the kids are monsters, but without them there would be no movie. And just because I got mad at them doesn't mean I think the whole movie is bad.
It's pretty competend, I kinda like the direction it goes, the womans crash out is completely justified.
I don't have anything else to say about it, but it's a nice watch overall.
7. I Saw the TV Glow (2024) - Jane Schoenbrun
Ok so, I think trans allegories can go with 3 fears:
Flesh - If you want to look more at the changes in the body, this persue for something that actually captures who you really are, changind youself and changing over over and over again until you find what you're satisfied with. More going for a body horror sort of experience, much like The Substance, as in trying to get your body to be better, but for transgenders.
Stranger - More psychologycal. Looking at the mirror and not recognizing yourself, that feeling inside that this is not YOU, that you're in someone's elses body. This would apply more for the feeling of dysphoria.
AND, finally, Buried - You're TRAPPED inside that body and cannot get away, inside of something that does not allow you to be truly free, your own body is your prison and there is no way to escape. Another way of looking at it as the Buried, is trying to repress yourself, BURY that side of you deep inside, choosing that cell that is yourself.
This movie is definetly the Buried.
And when I was thinking that, even with the trans aspect, it would apply more to the Spiral in the direction things go, the movie proves me wrong and shows me that it IS the Buried, no matter how you look at it.
It's a nice movie, not really our CONVENTIONAL way of doing horror, so don't expect jumpscares or a tension made of fear. It is more of discomfort.
Also big trigger warning: this movie is SLOW. I feel like that should be said in this day and age where everyone is addicted to instant dopamine. The movie takes it's time building and building, it's nowhere near fast. So enter it with patience.
It is a very weird movie, and I can totally see that it's not for everyone, but I liked it, I just wouldn't recommend it as horror.
8. The Deep House (2021) - Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
I heard some people saying this movie is terrible, so I was expecting some SHIT, but honestly? Not that bad, it's pretty cool.
I KNOW usually oceans are associated with the Vast, but this one is NOT about the ocean.
Two youtubers who makes those exploration videos find a house at the bottom of the lake, and decide to go explore. They get stuck. Now you see why it is The Buried.
The concept is what mostly holds this movie. They have limited oxygen, are trapped there, and it is a HAUNTED HOUSE. It's very cool and seriously tense most of the time.
I think the downside of this movie is that it has a super DEEP (I'm so funny) explanation for what is happening. I wish they kept it simple, would've been better.
The family could have drowned, and now they're haunting people, that's enough of an explanation. But no, it feels like they weren't happy with they already had going on in the movie, they needed more, and that more costed the whole ending :/
But I still would recommend you watch, different from the other one's I said this same thing where the ending kinda ruins the rest of the movie, this one didn't leave me mad and I still enjoyed it a lot, the downside wasn't enough to make it a bad movie.
9. House of 9 (2004) - Steven R. Monroe
Think about the movie Saw but if they took away everything that made it interesting.
This one is mostly in this list because I can't think of any other fear that would apply to this movie, but they are just trapped in a house, not really much either.
I actually have a REAL problem with the characters in this movie. Because you're trying to tell me the ONLY black man in this movie is the most aggressive and impulsive, the first to kill someone AND the one who's always picking up fight? And the white cop is the rational one, who takes control of the situation and is absolutely 100% trustworthy with the gun without any second intentions?
Yeah, ok, got it movie.
I think the only apropriate way of watching this is if you have friends over, want to watch something that is shitty and make fun of it.
As I said, it has this same thing of saw where "everyone did something bad" (which they completely ignore and is never actually touched upon) and they are now trapped by someone who's watching them and wants them to kill each other to get out. But it just doesn't work because all the charm of saw (the machines, the characters being interesting, the secrets, the timer) is not there, so it's just bad.
10. Buried (2010) - Rodrigo Cortés
What? This is a list about the BURIED, what did you expect?
In all seriousness, this movie could be more creative, but that's more of a personal taste than anything actually wrong with the movie.
The movie is pretty good and it keeps you watching even if it is entirely inside of a Coffin (and I absolutely adore movies that can manage to create atmosphere with limited space), but just like Tunnel, not really my taste.
It works a lot for this list tho!
Honorable Mention: Over the Garden Wall (2014) - Patrick McHale, Katie Krentz
C'mon, there couldn't be ANYTHING better for the Buried than this one. And I like how it shows the fear of being stuck somewhere even without a completely closed space. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Anyways! That's it for now, I know there are a lot of movies here that I didn't really enjoy, but it's a lot more personal taste. This was also DEFINETLY the most difficult list until now, I had to watch a lot more movies because a bunch of the one's I watched didn't really fit, so I had to go after more movies to make this, but it's finally here.
I wanna be free
The Magnus Archives Fears as movies - The Desolation
I'm back!! This is really late, it was supposed to release LAST MONTH, but life happened. I hope I can finish and release the next list by next week so I can get back on tracks of releasing once per month.
Enough talking.
Midsommar (2019) - Ari Aster
This was the first that came to mind and it seems to be a consensus when I was searching for peoples opinions on reddit, everyone always mentioned this movie as The Desolation.
I completely agree, it fits the category very well.
Something I think I mentioned briefly in the past lists, but now I'm making more clear, is that I'm not looking at the fears in the literal sense. That means The Desolation IS NOT about fire - I mean, it isn't just about that in TMA itself: it's about pain, a burning rage inside of you, it's the ugly part in all of us. And that's what I'm taking to this list.
Also because there are very few movies that are scared of fire alone. Yes, fire is included in many horror movies, but it's not the main topic usually. So I need to get creative.
Anyways, back to talking about the movie.
It fits really well into that category. For starters: The Desolation is one that is most associated with cults in TMA. Not the ONLY one, but the most often, as the Lightless Flame is a big part of The Desolation statements. I saw someone saying it could also be The Corruption, as people in the cult often act in unison, almost like a 'hive mind', and I can totally see that! But the main themes of the movie is what sold me to The Desolation.
It's about a girl who, in a fragile situation in life (lost of important people and lack of support from her boyfriend), starts getting inolved in a cult. Alongside the boyfriends friend group.
Now... Get ready, I'm about to say a very unpopular opinion...
I think Midsommar is very overrated. Maybe it is because people talked about this being so much horror and making you scared in daylight and just trying to sell me a movie of a lifetime that made my expectations too high, but I don't really think Midsommar is that big of a deal. Yes it has a good story, but I don't think it's THAT scary, there's maybe three parts that scared me.
It's a good movie, I'm not saying it isn't, I just don't think is as amazing as some people say it is.
2. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) - Mary Bronstein
I came across this movie by accident, it was supposed to be another movie here, but recently I had nothing to watch and saw this, got curious and went into the experience without knowing much.
This is the non-horror movie of this list.
It's a great movie, not amazing, but great. I just think by the second half it gets a bit tiring.
I think I associate The Desolation with tragedies, because that's what most of this list is about: tragedies. That is the core of the Desolation alongside fire. At least to me.
This movie is about a mother trying to take her of her sick daughter while her husband is travelling for work. Everything in her life starts to fall apart (in one ocasion literally)
Rose Byrne (Linda, the protagonist) acting CARRIES this movie for it's most part, she's truly amazing and conveys her character in a way where we can see how in the wrong she is but as well feel empathy for her situation.
I didn't really have much expectations, as I saw some people disliking the movie. But I actually enjoyed it for the most part.
I like the way it's filmed, it's very unique and uncommon, and very clearly every situation happening in her life has a deeper meaning to show Linda's mental state.
The biggest problem with this movie is being 2 hours long. I think 1 hour and a half would be the ideal. I usually don't like saying what should or shouldn't be included in movies, as everything was put there by the director for some reason, but in this case I need to because seriously, it gets V E R Y tiring, specially after seeing some of the conflicts being somewhat concluded.
I still liked the movie, again it's not life changing, but it's a nice watch.
3. The Wicker Man (1973) - Robin Hardy
This movie INSPIRED Midsommar.
Ok, this was the one I was the most curious on my list. I didn't even knew yet it inspired Midsommar, I just looked at it and thought it could be really cool. And I really wanted some more cult-like movies for The Desolation... This was perfect.
Althought not really horror as we know nowadays, this movie is not really scary, but it is unsettling.
It's about a cop who goes to this island to investigate the murder of a young girl, in this island we start to learn more about the beliefs of the locals and then things start to unravel.
Ok, at first watch I didn't really like the movie, mostly because I hated the protagonist. He's a big catholic and deeply intolerant with the locals religion - and although their beliefs are pretty weird, they aren't hurting anyone, it's their beliefs, let them be.
And then I realized... It's intentional.
And the moment I realized how intentional this was, was when my perspective of this movie changes COMPLETELY.
The movie PUPOSEFULLY puts us against the protagonist, makes him look bad in front of us because he IS a dick to everyone. And therefore makes us sympathize with the island, with the cult.
We KNOW we shouldn't be siding with the cult, but we still do because the protagonist is an asshole to them and keeps pushing what HE believes. And that's what the movie wants. It wants us to go against ouselves to side with the villains just so we can realize way too late how concerning that truly is.
This movie has many layers, there's the whole story of the island, their rituals and all, but THAT part about kinda grooming the audience into the cult is what caught my attention the most.
All that said: I don't think the movie is really good if you don't realize that. If you don't get that you just had a... experience. Not good but not bad either. But if you DO get that you start to look at the movie as really cool.
For the META I like this movie more than Midsommar sorry not sorry.
4. The Witch (2015) - Robert Eggers
Problably my favorite movie in this list.
This movie is AMAZING.
It's about this XVII century family that gets banned from their village, so they start to live by themselves isolated.
That's the premise, and it's a bit unclear if there actually is a witch. But even if there IS one, the family destroys itself without much help.
It has atmosphere, it is deeply unsettling in many points, greatly filmed and incredible acting.
I just noticed writing this now, but I don't think The Desolation is only associed with cults to me, but is very rooted in religion as well, as many movies till now and there are to come touches in this subjective even if not in a cult-like way.
This movie shows how people were alienated in that time about witches and the church, and obviously this has something to say about our society nowadays. Turning against people who might be innocent just because you suspect something your religion disagrees is within this person. Not even trying to prove this belief you have, just turning against them because the seed of distrust is already planted.
As said, the movie doesn't make it clear if there is truly a witch there, it flirst with the idea, but not really in a way that makes you convinced that it is the case. Some might argue that "we see them", but I don't really think that's the case, I don't think we should trust everything we see in this movie, because there's too many inconsistencies.
I think the movie gets better if you think there ISN'T a witch, it was all the family's doing, their uncertainty turning into fear turning into mistrust. And turns into misplaced anger.
Loved the experience.
5. Mother! (2017) - Darren Aronofsky
... Certainly and experience.
A Desolation movie if I've ever seen one.
Ok... This movie is a bit difficult to talk about.
I like it but I don't like it?
This movie starts INCREDIBLE. It is also deeply unsettling and uncomfortable. Talks about this woman (which I will refer as the "mother", as no characters have names in this movies, which is purposeful to make you feel more distressed) and her husband who live in a house in the middle of nowhere, he's a writer and she is rebuilding the house after a fire destroyed everything an uncertain amount of time before.
Suddenly they're disturbed by a man that arrives saying he's a fan of the husband, and the husband just allows him to stay in the house. Obviously Mother gets annoyed at that, the husband didn't consult with her about that and she's the one who takes care of the house.
Through the movie we see more and more the husband allowing people into their house and those people disrespecting Mother again and again and again. We feel just like her, completely powerless and helpless against what is happening, without means to protect ouselves or our things - our house.
Ok, now, I won't pretend here. I don't like movies that are ENTIRELY interpretational. I am totally okay with leaving a movie with some questions unansweared and some things that I will have to come to a deep and meaningful conclusion about what is actually means and how that is meant to represent that other thing even though is not explicit etc. But a movie that is COMPLETELY up to interpretation? Like every single thing that happens? No.
I thought this movie was about toxic relationships until things started getting WAY too weird and then I was just confused.
I am the FIRST person who will tell you to pay attention to movies fully, to close every single tab on your computer, mute your phone, close the door, watch uninterupted. And I was so frustated I searched halfway through the movie what it meant.
I LIKE having some questions after watching the movie. I DON'T like questioning the whole movie.
And I don't mean it in a "Donnie Darko is too difficult" because even if you don't get everything that happens you still can follow the movie just fine. This one? I would NEVER have guessed what it meant.
But when I searched and understood what it was about, and started watching with that understanding... The movie got a little great. Not GOOD good, but now it had more meaning.
So I guess watch this movie already knowing what it is about? It worked best for me like that.
To summerize what it is about: Mother is Mother nature, the husband is God.
God, with his arrogance and need to please humanity, let them in even to detriment of nature, of her home. She, in return, cannot do anything as humanity destroys everything she has, when they start taking all of her. And when she tries to fight back, we double down. We do worse.
This meaning is DEEP, and is VERY obvious by the end of the movie, when we see wars and everything gets just as confusing as it was before.
You can read more about it if you search. But one of the things pointed out that I disagree is: God is charismatic.
Get this, the actor is GOOD, I understand that. But nuh-uh, after the FIRST time he allowed ONE man to enter his house without consulting with his wife I was already against him and that didn't change. Even when he started getting somewhat better with her, I still didn't like him. I don't forgive man that easily.
Anyways, I like this movie but I only really liked it after searching what it is about, if I hadn't done that I would just dislike it more than I dislike it already (but I kinda like it).
Confusing? That's the point.
And all that to say The Spiral is my favorite fear.
6. Hereditary (2018) - Ari Aster
Look who's back!! The director of MIdsommar!! I didn't even knew that was the case until writing this list. It's to interesting to me how there are things alike in their works even if not obvious. Midsommar and Hereditary are barely alike.
Anyways. Loved this movie.
I said I don't think Midsommar is that big of a deal, and although I don't think Hereditary is the best horror movie, it IS incredible and unique.
I saw a lot of people saying this is the Web, and I definetly see it, absolutely has this influence. HOWEVER I think the main theme is The Desolation.
The loss, the fights, how each character deals with it, even if the ending is really attached to what The Web is I can't help but also associate it with The Desolation.
I really enjoyed this movie, it is very common horror but it works really well.
Spoiler: Nothing could have prepared me for Charlie's death. Seriously.
7. The Towering Inferno (1974) - John Guillermin
There actually is a movie on this list that IS about fire!!!
I could not let that pass, I needed at least ONE movie with fire as the main problem. Like there was no way there weren't ANY movie out there like that.
It is about a huge building that, trying to cut corners, didn't make the wires that safe. A fire starts.
We follow the architect of the building, alongside some other characters that are important though the movie.
It's really nice, I liked it. It gives a lot of due credits to firefighters, it's well produced and shows why fires are scary and DANGEROUS.
There isn't much to say, just that it's one of the best catastrophe movies I've ever watched.
8. Carrie (1976) - Brian De Palma Carrie (2002) - David Carson Carrie (2013) - Kimberly Peirce
Ok, at first I really thought about making each movie a different number and put them back to back. It would be SO funny, but I also thought it would be disappointing, so we're making them just one. And I'm better than that, I can find more movies about The Desolation without having to put the same story three times.
Anyways, I'm being very honest in this whole list, I won't stop now: I didn't read the book.
So this opinion is based on: - the movies themselves; - what I saw other people talking about the book.
And I'm putting all of the movies here because all of them have their pros and cons, I'll try to talk about each.
First I wanna touch on why it is in this list. And I think Carrie is a story that I associate a lot to The Desolation. Carrie herself, for some reason, reminds me of Agnes. I know they're not alike, but somehow they have this same vibe to them. And the whole story is very Desolation like to me.
Now to each movie invidually:
1976:
Pros: I think this is the best adaptation out of them all, so if you wanna have just one experience with this story pick this one. It presents the best relationship between Margaret and Carrie (mother and daughter) out of them all, truly feels like a manipulative mother that thinks she's doing the right thing, and it shows how toxic it is and how Carrie is deep into her mothers manipulation. I also think it has the best Chris (the bully) out of all the movies. The best climax + ending as well. Sue is fine here.
Cons: I think the actress of Carrie is way too pretty - don't get me wrong, from what I saw Carrie is not supposed to be ugly in the book, it's just that all her beauty is sucked by her mother, but her actress is pretty PRETTY. I also think this Carrie is WAY too innocent, one core aspect of Carrie (that even I know about) is how she has this burning rage that keeps building and building, but because her mother never teached her how to deal with any feelings, she just represses it until it blows up at the prom - this Carrie is innocent, she believes people and seems naive. Billy Nolan is not what he's supposed to be, he's played by John Travolta and I guess that's why, he was the "handsome boy" of the time, so I guess they called him to attract people and didn't want to make him so terrible, although his relationship with Chris is still very messed up, just different. Also it cuts a lot of things from the book, but that's expected, since there's an amount of things you can in a movie.
2002:
Pros: This is the best Carrie, and I don't even like her acting when she uses her powers, but my point is that this Carrie is WEIRD, and I don't just mean "her hair is not brushed and her back is always arched foward", I mean she ACTS weird, and the actress is pretty!! So it's conving at the prom why she looks so different; this Carrie is the only one who shows the anger she has inside since the beggining, she's mean when people try to be nice to her BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IT, she's really good. This movie also is the only one that include more aspects of the book than the other ones. I like how Chris looks, and Billy is a lot more like his book counterpart (allegedly). I also think it has the best Miss Colling out of all the movies, maybe alongside with the 76' version, but I like her here more. I guess I also like Sue here.
Cons: The best Carrie but the worst Margaret, although we see a bit of her abuse, she seems VERY light compared to the other ones. Having more aspects of the book also has some downsides, as it is very poorly shown the meteor shower. It also has the worst special effects out of all the movies. It also fucks up the ending, the ending is the EASIEST part: Carrie massacres the school, Carries goes back home, Margaret tries to kill Carrie, Carrie kills Margaret, Carrie dies - that's it, nothing else, and they fucked that up somehow.
2013:
Pros: The BEST Margaret, she's fucked up in the head and it SHOWS, and it shows how much that bleeds in how she treats Carrie and how she carries (get it?) her whole life. Also the beggining is really really... I think that's the only good thing about this movie.
Cons: WORST Carrie, again SHE'S TOO PRETTY, but this time, different from the other versions that they AT LEAST tried making a pretty actress look a little back with frying hair and unsettling mannerism, this Carrie would NEVER be bullied, she looks more like Chris than Carrie - She has blonde long hair, blue eyes, is white, has big natural pink lips, skinny, SHE DOESN'T EVEN ACT WEIRD (and the actress is great, just out of her field). I guess I don't really like the casting in general, with the exception of Margaret and characters like Tommy that are whatever in all the movies (btw the actor for Tommy here is the same as Theo in The Goldfinch... I guess he's also in The Fault in Our Stars, but whatever that THE GOLDFINCH). And the worst sin of them all: it's completely BLAND. Tasteless. Felt absolutely NOTHING watching it.
Another important thing I guess, but the 2013 is not really an adaptation of the book, it's a REMAKE of the 1976 version, so maybe that explains the casting - HOWEVER they clearly read the book, because this movie has the inclusion of something that is not at all talked about in the 76' version
Btw I really did try to enjoy each movie by it's own, I even put at least one movie in between the watches of the three just so I would not be tired of the story, and by the thir I really wasn't! So it's not that I didn't like because I already was watching the same story three times, I really did do my best to see each of them by what they are. The third is still the worst.
9. His House (2020) - Remi Weekes
AMAZING movie, seriously surprised me. I watched knowing NOTHING about it, and the experience was SOOOO cool.
The plot is on point, you have empathy for the characters and the actors nail their role. Very well filmed. And the plot I remember kinda thinking of something similar to what is in the middle of the movie, and even then I was surprised seeing it play on my screen.
And it really conveys what an horror tragedy should be like.
10. Phantom of the Paradise (1974) - Brian De Palma
LOOK WHO'S BACK!!!
"Why not put phantom of the opera???" BECAUSE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE IS MY FAVORITE RETELLING OF PHANTOM OF THE OPERA AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!
This movie is EVERYTHING, it's musical, it's obsessive, it's a pursuit for fame. It's just AMAZING.
Seriously it's been YEARS since I watched this movie and I still catch myself thinking about elements and analysing how deep it is.
I absolutely ADORE this movie and it's such a unique way to use The Phantom of the Opera. There's twist, there's the elements that you love of the original story, there's complex characters.
I cannot get over this movie.
Honorable Mention: The Midnight Mass (2021) - Mike Flanagan, Jamie Flanagan, Elan Gale, Jeff Howard, Dani Parker
This is the best The Desolation series I could have picked, seriously, it summs up all this list.
My only regret is not watching when it came out, it actually took a lot of conving from my friend until I finally did lol
Honorable Mention 2: The Phantom of the Opera (2004) - Joel Schumacher
Not really horror, but it fits the categort very well and I thought it was unfair to not at least put an honor to it since I included The Phantom of the Paradise.
Girls don't want more big name studio super hero movies. Girls want indie movies on a 3mil budget where a YouTuber puts himself in a big box that shakes him around and gets a double eye infection from a record breaking amount of fake blood.
so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good