Semejante Potingue Gourmet

Mo/25/this was a sideblog that eventually became a main So I like and follow from @acridwaste

[queershakespeare]

replica by alessio carnevali // st. mary magdalene from the santa lucia triptych, painted c1470 by carlo crivelli

[drenacocrom]

[megafaunatic]

had a dream last night that in grief lionel messi turned into a pillar of salt. and we tilled him into the soil...

[megafaunatic]

workshopped this premise with the household and we agreed that this should be the central premise of a yaoibait sports anime titled

『PILLARS OF SALT』

where the best player* of the losing team in any given football** game should be turned into a pillar of salt. in this way the overall talent pool of football is both moderated (very talented players keep dying) and increasingly stratified (if one team keeps winning, their most talented players DON'T die, while all their possible opponents' most talented players keep getting picked off). this also introduces an interesting dynamic on any given team where you want to be a Very Good player, but perhaps not The Best player, just in case you lose.

obviously we follow some young powerscaling upstart as he rises precariously through the ranks. the tragedy at the end of act ii is that his team loses and the sweetieboy heart of the team***, the courfeyrac if you will, is unexpectedly declared the best player of the team and is turned into a pillar of salt. vengeance declared etc. eventually the story becomes one of dismantling this deranged sport entirely so that no more sweetieboys ever have to die

now obviously this is homoerotically charged (it's a sports anime) but it's NOT yaoi (it's more potent like this). in addition to whatever our hero is going thru, his team's coach is this like grizzled sports veteran whose Special Football Friend from his own career was turned into a pillar of salt at some pivotal moment of their youth. now he's having some sort of weird intense thing with the physical therapist*****

*- best player chosen through mysterious cosmic force or perhaps cold hard statistics?

**- or whatever sport i dont fucking care. i'm going for football for the sake of the post for obvious reasons but bee instinctively thought volleyball for equally obvious reasons

***- with whom, of course, our hero is homoerotically entangled****

****- cair has vetoed this element so strongly "you guys suck" - cair 2026 "i heart death and tragedy i heart guy grieving" - zoë 2026 "if we were clamp we would not last a single day" - cair

*****- this is not inspired by pivotal haikyuu ship iwaoi on account of i never read haikyuu and didnt know until this moment that one of them is a physical therapist at the end

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

[tim-official]

orcs would love going to costco

[tim-official]

you get it

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

MERET OPPENHEIM: RING WITH SUGAR CUBE, 1936–37 / 2003

[starrynet]

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

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YES!!!

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IM MOON MOON

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Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[bloodclotbitch]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[depsidase]

[rokurookajima]

seeing the tv glow

[konoko]

[littleguymart]

(source)

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….