there are so many fictional people who could step on me

xiao, come home please

[chishiya-thegod]

Hu Tao came home and I couldn't be happier

but the stars just A L I G N E D for our photoshoot

(thanks @hankshippyshirt for being my extra hu tao :))

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Could Kaeya... Kaeya himself to Inazuma?

So you know how Kaeya tried to make an ice bridge to the archipelago and it didn't work, solely because Diluc's feet are Too Hot?

Well. assuming that in any other case it would work, could he do the same to go to Inazuma?

Yes. Yes he can.

So basically, using this map

and by measuring the time it would take Kaeya to go a certain distance, like from that small tip south of Liyue Harbor to that island with the Shrine of Depths south of the Guyun Stone Forest (which was 7 minutes 12.5 seconds)

you can do this. Which means you could calculate the time it would take for Kaeya to Kaeya himself to Inazuma.

And it would take Kaeya about 37 and a half minutes for the 5.2 route, and about 34 minutes for the 4.7 route. I do not know why I did this. It took me about a half an hour at 3am last night. please. this has been living in my mind rent free ever since i saw this map

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thinking about how this could have been possible. if raiden didnt nerf us with lightning in the middle of the goddamn ocean.. we were so close to the promised land

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I'm the clueluess butch lesbian looking for a gift for my femme girlfriend, and this is MY bath and body works

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y'all ever... climb bamboo trees to make it look like your characters are pole dancing.. or is that just me...

[chishiya-thegod]

me, relatively new to building in the teapot: hey where do i find pine wood?

best friend: ....its called dragonsPINE for a reason buddy

me: ..dragon-spine

her: dragons-pine

me: 😶

her, thinking shes funny:

dragons-pine

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Genshin: gives a very nice, easy route to take to the quest point, shown by cute sparkles

me: how about.. i JUMP off of this CLIFF and

G L I D E

my way there?

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....genshin lives in my mind constantly

[chishiya-thegod]

If you have a friend that plays Genshin Impact, follow these directions!

Ask them: if they had the chance, would they replace you with their favorite character / the character they simp for?

Be disappointed by their answer

Start playing Genshin

Understand their decision.

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Kazuha's climbing noises in Japanese kinda sus..

nobodys could be as bad as Lisa's though

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Mobius M Mobius thinking about the jetski he might have had

[chishiya-thegod]

Could Kaeya... Kaeya himself to Inazuma?

So you know how Kaeya tried to make an ice bridge to the archipelago and it didn't work, solely because Diluc's feet are Too Hot?

Well. assuming that in any other case it would work, could he do the same to go to Inazuma?

Yes. Yes he can.

So basically, using this map

and by measuring the time it would take Kaeya to go a certain distance, like from that small tip south of Liyue Harbor to that island with the Shrine of Depths south of the Guyun Stone Forest (which was 7 minutes 12.5 seconds)

you can do this. Which means you could calculate the time it would take for Kaeya to Kaeya himself to Inazuma.

And it would take Kaeya about 37 and a half minutes for the 5.2 route, and about 34 minutes for the 4.7 route. I do not know why I did this. It took me about a half an hour at 3am last night. please. this has been living in my mind rent free ever since i saw this map