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As punishment for your crimes you are thrown into the Labyrinth to be a living sacrifice to the Minotaur that lives inside. However nobody seemed to put together that since he is half bull; the Minotaur is actually a vegetarian.
what’s the most niche/lame/embarrassing thing you’ve ever read fanfiction for. looking things up as a joke or for morbid curiosity doesn’t count i mean like intentionally just searching up and reading for personal enjoyment
Hairdressers have the equal ability to kill us, but we arre scared of dentists instead.
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…
1) It was not a rickroll
2) It was super awesome!
3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).
Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!
attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.
EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)
OK THIS IS THE COOLEST
Hmmmm
i
i really didnt expect it to actually work?? but it did??
Hahahaha nice!
Here's a Tom Riddle doodle that I gave up trying to add lineart
Everyone always feared the day that the sun would go out, but no one was prepared for the night the moon disappeared.
Sokka's girlfriend had to replace the moon the last time that happened
lee jordan has a popular podcast in which he discusses completely real and reasonably mundane wizard news
half the listeners are wizards looking for an update, the other half are muggles convinced that it’s fictional
Is this Welcome to Night Vale?
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
hthe-stark-knight-rises:
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
Oh my god
jfc it’s back again
what is this
Wondering if mobile makes a difference…
PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND
Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97
Reblog to save a life.
Seriously guys the most fatalities of the summer occur the week(end) of July 4. If you drink please don’t drive. And if you do drive, be safe on the roads!
i went ahead and pulled some updated codes for july 2018 since idk if the code above is still valid anymore!
uber:
Maxs77 [free ride]
madisonw4497ue [free ride]
deliai48ue [free ride]
kristier41 [free ride, up to $10]
dejal972ui [free first ride]
dndyr9s7ue [free ride]
oscarp115 [free ride]
dennisc1805ue [free ride, up to $15]
[source, along with more to try if those don’t work]
lyft:
kick [free ride up to $50]
jump [free ride up to $50]
goat [free ride up to $50]
xtreme [free ride up to $50]
gem [free ride up to $50]
ridely [free ride up to $50]
[source, along with expiration dates for the codes; the earliest one expires 7/5/2018, the latest expires 12/6/2018, and you can enter these ones on the lyft app up to 14 days before, so do it now if you plan on drinking so you don’t have to worry about it later!]
also, if you’re planning on taking public transit to get to/from your destination, check ahead of time to make sure that the route you need is going to be available on july 4th!!!! some trains and bus routes may not be operating or may have a different operating schedule (my local public transit will have a completely different schedule than they usually do on wednesdays) so please make sure you have a way home this july 4th that doesn’t involve drinking and driving!!
A super villain decides to attack a smaller, lesser known city that does not have its own super hero. The city holds tryouts to find its hero.
Plotwist: The villain auditions
I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.
Please reblog to enter.
It ends on July the 31st 2018.
You don’t have to be following me.
I’ll be shipping internationally.
IT’S HERE AGAIN
This is why they made the Nintendo Switch cartridges taste bad.
And yet
People often fear what’s under their bed but consider it one of the safest places when there is danger around them.
Sometimes the monsters outside are scarier than the ones we have in our head
“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”
Blessed Image
reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…
this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”
How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????
Accidental crocodiles lol
Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator
It’s in that prophecy. “After a while: crocodile.”
You have the ability to freeze time and explore the world while it’s frozen. As far as you know, no one else has this power. One day, while you are wandering through your frozen school, you notice that something is following you.
Its called a shadow
You think you are clever huh? *cries*
no, because if the world is frozen, light particles would be too. yoru shadow would stay the same, even as you moved, because light wouldn’t be moving either.
What about oxygen then? How are you breathing? How are you even alive?
Free baby tablet giveaway!
hey you! are you a baby or small person with tiny baby hands that likes to draw? or are you some fool who likes small things??
WELL THIS IS THE GIVEAWAY FOR YOU
I attempted to cheapen out and buy a off brand tablet but I regret it now because the second I opened the package I realized this thing is like mini and my big ol’ man hands are too big to use this thing! I actually installed everything and it does work but it’s not comfortable for me so
IM GIVING THIS BITCH AWAY.
JUST REBLOG THIS AND YOU’RE IN.
Ya don’t have to follow me but check me out if you like Team Fortress 2 or gay art!
North America only, unfortunately! I don’t wanna spend more than I paid for this thing just to ship it to ya! but if the price is right i’ll haggle because I live in Boston!
It’s about the size seen in the diagram below:
IT’S FREE SO WHATEVER THIS SHIT ENDS MAY 30TH
G O O D L U C K.
