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thenatsdorf

Working from home. (via mujisama)

Unmute

Thor does this lol

Cute

world heritage post

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont.

Asperger’s

I don’t update here much anymore. In general, my mental health symptoms have been too strong to interact or keep up with Tumblr as a blog. But I recall that I wrote something about thinking I have BPD, or Borderline Personality Disorder. I thought my symptoms lines up pretty well with that disorder, so I wrote about my symptoms and how they line up with the diagnostic checklist for BPD.

I just want to say now that I may not be suffering from BPD at all. In fact, I’m quite certain right now that I actually have Asperger’s Syndrome / autism, a condition I’ve spent most of my life trying to overcome, suppress, and deny. I tried to hide myself at the prodding of my family (especially my mother), friends, and authority figures. And lately, things have really come to a head where I’m having meltdowns at work due to stress. I thought these meltdowns were because of a general anxiety disorder, or depression, or BPD, but not so. Anxiety and depression are simply par for the course for austistic/Asperger’s, and I no longer have to dwell on if maybe I have bipolar disorder, etc. Instead, now I can accept that the stimming I do is absolutely required for me to calm down, rather than seeing my stimming behavior as unacceptable flaws that I need to self-harm to regulate.

This is an admission for my own sake. Still working out the details, as I basically have to re-process every memory in my head with this new information. I have a psychiatric appointment on the 25th, and I hope they can help me medicate and get a real disagnosis. I’m barely getting by at work as it is, so a change is absolutely necessary.

People don’t talk to me much, but I would welcome any discussion about this.

#autism #aspergers #me

visionaryness

HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY

crocodile-dandy

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

blapis-blazuli

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

artisticallygay

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

edited-boomer-memes

original

jaubaius

I love you too.

“Scrappy baby.” “screppy.” “Scrappy Baby.” “screppy beeb.” “Scrappy BABY.” “screppy BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY”

Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fx4d0a/scrappy_b_a_b_y/

vwhoops

This would be an incredibly cursed animal to let out into the wild. Imagine hearing this while camping.

bunjywunjy

holy fuck that is NOT the voice I was expecting to hear come out of a bird that small

destinytomoon-deactivated202006

#lol #who did this

maullarmaullar

#nice meme #sattou #parody

downwithneocolonialism

abolishtocreate

The USA are a hellscape

nb-tomfool

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

apersnicketylemon

If that’s not enough to show the USA is an active dystopian nightmare idk what is

#america #capitalism

nudygoon

About to eat my first weed brownie

nudygoon

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

nudygoon

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

nudygoon

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly

countmackulla-deactivated201809

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry

Yeah

banshees-deactivated20180812

i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn’t the funniest thing i’ve ever read

trenchgun

im pretty sure red and blue weren’t programmed but just sort of… mutated into cartridges

prettyflyforajeskai

Red and blue are why QA teams were invented

biggaybunny

for fuck’s sake they weren’t badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It’s so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It’s frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can’t just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn’t save in because it’d DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn’t have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work. And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if you try hard enough, but goddamn it’s resilient. It just plugs away with garbage data in memory for as long as possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn’t make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel. Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer.

celestialmechanic

The Game Boy has 8 kilobytes of RAM. Most of the icons on this site could not fit into the working memory of a Game Boy intact.

sindri42

If somebody tried to make Pokemon Blue today it would take them like 1.2 GB and require a 500 MB day one patch to function properly. Those programmers were fucking wizards.

#nintendo #pokemon blue