Hello

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

[weaver-z]

I told the hibachi guy to "make me regret being born" when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I'll see you all in Valhalla

[weaver-z]

I'm seeing dead prophets

[weaver-z]

[weaver-z]

[mewwon]

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

[woolandflax]

Perfume ads be like

✨Eau de Toilette✨

[utopians]

when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam

[utopians]

I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends to heaven three merit badges reading HAD SEX IN A GOLF COURSE, TOOK LSD IN THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM, and CRIED IN THE RESTROOM OF AMERICA'S OLDEST OYSTER HOUSE drift through my field of vision. these are my only human accomplishments deemed significant by god

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

@montereybayaquarium

[utopians]

Hey

[gumptioncretaceous]

@americasoldestoysterhouse

[americasoldestoysterhouse]

Hey What The Fuck

[utopians]

COME ON

[screenshotsofdespair]

[cowboy]

Might as well fucking kill myself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reputayswift]

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

[reputayswift]

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

[deadblog293898210398]

him.

[deadblog293898210398]

[oldpaintings]

Still-life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by Giovanni Rivalta (Italian, 1756–1832)

[den-ko]

[weonsinnombre]

[prguitarman]

Who is she?

[nudityandnerdery]

[languageoclock]

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[lily-s-world]

Obsessed with two families of dysfunctional but loving immortals.

[bilf]

okay

[partywithponies]

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

[beaft]