Chuck Phuckett's red hot stag movies

Charlie, 21. 18+ page bc I post funny nsfw. I went into the forest and found Sasquatch one night. He came to my camp and I taught him how to play patty cake and jump rope. Who knew that Bigfoot had such a fantastic Double Dutch? In thousands of years, when a bigfoot descended society rules the earth, I will be remembered as god.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[depsidase]

[holy-spockamole]

im actually gonna have an aneurysm why is he SO fine

[garaks-padded-bra]

Idk where you got this photo from girl and i might just be insane for noticing Instantly but i have like every pixel of tos memorised and im 200% sure that is a yassified facetuned spock

[garaks-padded-bra]

Who Did This

[the-big-mood]

Manage your very own video store in the early 90s! Rent, sell, decorate and expand your business from the ground up and relive the golden ag

[throwbackblr]

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[pointless-achievements]

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Tumnlr doesnt let me reblog with videos so i had to screenshot my own post to show you guys my video mockup of fucker walk

[garaks-padded-bra]

[garaks-padded-bra]

I have adhd

[garaks-padded-bra]

Tumnlr doesnt let me reblog with videos so i had to screenshot my own post to show you guys my video mockup of fucker walk

[garaks-padded-bra]

[garaks-padded-bra]

I have adhd

[danielkahndyke]

holy shit

[ceoslayers]

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione's death penalty has been dropped!! Federal judge dismissed half of his federal charges, one of which was death penalty eligible. Luigi now only faces 2 stalking charges.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

EXCELLENT news on 1,086 days left!!

[great-and-small]

Never leaving this place- Happy Threshold Day!!!🦎🦎🦎

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

[dogpuppy]

[byjove]

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

[val-ritz]

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

[dikubutto]

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

[allbrows04]

reminds me of the time my mom told me she used to listen to death metal and played wolverine on the ps1 bc being pregnant with me made her want to slaughter video game NPCs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[lesbianrey]

kinda feels like we're dealing with the major ramifications of feminism being digested via enamel pins and tshirts with fun 70s throwback vibes and not as a serious critical framework to reshape our society

[lesbianrey]

the point of this post wasn’t to mock individual people as cringe or stupid for buying pins on etsy, my point was feminism as a movement was astroturfed by capital interests to be an aesthetic and personal identity without a revolutionary character.