bada bing bada boom

hi! i have a bunch of sideblogs. so if you came from those, hi, i'm a mess

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[gaitskills]

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[ambergrief]

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

[geigercuntter]

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

[arinewman7]

Nightmare at Noon

Marion Adnams

ca. 1945

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cicada-heart]

beaded crab earrings ✨🦀 hand stitched with vintage and salvaged beads + genuine freshwater pearls ❤️

etsy // kofi

[important-animal-images]

[glenthemes]

Theme [42]: Interloper by glenthemes

🩸 ── preview / code / guide / credits 。

ĭn′tər-lō′pər, (n.) one who is unwanted or unwelcome; one who interferes where they do not belong. A mini fansite theme matching my Heartworm about page.

🩸 ─── features ‣

header: banner image ； profile picture ； Discord-inspired status bubble ； username ； description ； smaller profile picture and title ； basic nav links ； popup ask ； popup submit ； back-to-top button

sidebar: 200px–375px ； left or right ； auto sticky behavior

sidebar box 1: image with optional gradient ； bonus description ； custom links (up to 8) ； searchbar

sidebar box 2: custom updates (up to 8)

sidebar box 3: members/affiliates (up to 6, tumblr blogs only) with optional short comment

posts: 300px–650px (1 column only) ； legacy & NPF compatible ； old or new captions ； original poster, posting date and content source always visible ； optional click-to-show tags ； optional infinite scroll

misc: mobile theme support ； optional shadows ； optional rounded corners

🩸 ── how to use and edit ‣

Please read the guide I put together! (〃˘▿˘)

🩸 ── terms of use / ask a question / tip jar  ☕

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[girlsnighteverynight]