🔥I'VE GOT LIES TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN🔥

Another day has gone by🐰

[gleefulchibi]

I'M 31!

[anutzica]

peak orange cat behavior !

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[frenzy-and-unrest]

:snek:

[cassandracalin]

[thomaszloi]

Danny Phantom but it’s mob psycho 100

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CoE_XoJKZ1u/

[sarcassticbicth]

Oh this,, this i love

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[screw-this-rutabaga]

Mood post Superman

[molabuddy]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[brandyllyn]

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope.

[oliveksmoked]

Thank you for this joke.

[softwaring]

moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[awesome-august]

Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

IT CAN DO STUFF ORHER THAN MATH??!!!?!!!????? FUCKING WHAT??!!!!!???

[sharkishblue]

wow

[realsafari]

pure fucking gold right here

[esoteric-merit]

two notable things about Wolfram:

it’s not AI. It’s basically just an enhanced search engine, but it will prioritize making any calculations it can to directly answer your question. if you ask “how many piano tuners in Chicago”

it will first search databases for direct information provided by a source, rather than return 3 pages of links to piano tuners advertising their business. If it didn’t find one, then it would go “average number of piano tuners in a population is x/y, by our databases that do store that, Chicago is this size, therefore there are likely this many piano tuners”

2. that means that it isn’t always a reliable source. It might be misunderstanding a database or source, it might be drawing from a wrong source, and it doesn’t prioritize links, (doesn’t even always provide them), so it can be difficult to double check it’s work. It’s worth plugging things into for quick answers, but if you need solid answers you need something you can double check.

[gallifreyanwriter]

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

[powersandplanetaries]

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”

[logo-comics]

Everyone would have guessed it to be the other way around.

[friendly-neighborhood-disaster]

Spencer could have prevented the apocalypse, but Sam definitely could not have raised Carly

[cinnamon-ginger]

This is the only take that matters

[000l]

[kimstramat]

Hats! Hats! Hats!

[divorcedwife]

knight fairy

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[simple-persica]

Mer-Folk May Day six: Selkies

Coming from all over the UK and even further, Selkies are know for their ability to go between a human form and their seal form by taking on and off their seal skins. There are many stories and myths about them and almost all of them involve a human stealing their seal skin and trapping them in their human form. And they all make me sad, so I wanted to draw a happy family.