ghosts are silly little guys

they/she | 18

[valtsv]

maybe i didn't "come back wrong" maybe you're just a bad necromancer. try taking a look at yourself before blaming others.

[valtsv]

i forgot this is just the plot of fullmetal alchemist

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[hungwy]

(at job interview) I would say my skill is creating problems in the workplace through my incompetence

[doomhope]

can anyone recommend good tiktok accounts to follow? i want to fix my algorithm lol it's so bad rn

[cirrium]

@north_omaha_cat_lady has some amazing food explanations that go over many cultures

@ivy.eve.scarlet is a very funny gay trans woman

@zsashax is a cool australian woman who has a lot of funny videos with chickens

@whatstheirface draws very good shitty post it drawings that are super cool

@easygoinggoth has amazing gothic makeup and makes interesting videos

@alluringskull has informational videos about sexuality including polyamory and also some funny videos as well

hope any of these sound good!

[bloedgetuige]

can yall do me a favor and reblog this & tell me what you think the Best Song is. not your favorite but the best. mine is fast car by tracy chapman

[bloedgetuige]

putting all the ones mentioned that are on spotify on a playlist!

[bloedgetuige]

also dont worry about mentioning songs that have already been mentioned i literally just add them again

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

how to save a life by the fray, wonderwall by oasis, creep by radiohead, viva la vida by coldplay, lazarus by porcupine tree, numb by linkin park and bittersweet symphony by the verve. None of them are the same genre but somehow. They are united by a mood. A movement. A phase of memory. You had to be there (middle school)

[cirrium]

interactions at their finest

[ID: a photo of a tumblr post that has a blank anonymous ask and is answered by @/striders with a photo that is not loading. END ID]

[gooveen-art]

I think about Nick and Charlie every day

[ninsarchive]

[endcant]

my roommate salem got me and hal the makings for a fucked up roulette game

[endcant]

[endcant]

the smell is unimaginable

[endcant]

the game was that hal and i would each pick one at random, take a bite at the same time, and then guess which one the other one had

a confounding factor ended up being that to hal, the punch ones were the obviously good ones. meanwhile, to me, the cinnamon ones were the obviously good ones.

also some of them mysteriously seemed to have no flavor. maybe they had a smell but it sort of just blended in with the cinnamon punch stink of the kitchen and tasted like plain sugar in the end

[baka-monarch]

[ryebreadedd]

K

[animevillainscourge]

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[hologram-moss]

N

[lesbianminou]

G

[forcesensitivebantha]

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[orpheusilver]

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[exhumedicarus]

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[luxuriainash]

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[moonmitski]

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[cirrium]

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[pipistrellus]

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

[pinejaysong]

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

[flipchild]

Sorry we’re out of venti cups can you please kill yourself instead

[alenislarens]

you’d think after a decade i’d be bored of experiencing the implosion of the spn fandom as a spectator sport, but no, it’s funny every time

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Was gonna be like “what the fuck did I miss in the spn fandom” but honestly. At this point? It’s not as much fun anymore lmao. After the high of destielputinelection and the subsequent fall no supernatural drama is as entertaining to me. I’ve grown beyond it. I’ve moved to BioWare character drama now.