Hey...im Just Trash

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formerly known as imjusttrash-thanks. Originally a Star Wars Sequel Trilogy blog, I now primarily focus on The Clone Wars! If you're here for podfic content, thanks for listening! Header: map of the known galaxy found on google images, unfortunately couldn't find the orginal credit :(

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thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

ddesole

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) dir. Irvin Kershner

parkchanwoohoo

Before I get into what just happened to me, can I just say how insane it is that even in 2023 there are vending machines that just drop a bottle of soda 5 feet onto the floor before you can drink it? A ludicrous design flaw

parkchanwoohoo

No you may not

imoriginalvisual

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

gallusrostromegalus

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

fatsexybitch

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

homestuckphobia

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

screamting

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

jesuis-snips

it genuinely melts my brain watching people take sith monologues at face value like they’re TED talks instead of… you know… villain speeches.

like. these are not neutral historians. these are not unbiased narrators. these are men who wake up every morning and choose manipulation as a lifestyle.

and yet people hear palpatine whispering into anakin’s ear like “the jedi are hiding things from you… they don’t trust you…” and go. wow. compelling. source: dude in a hood who has never told the truth once in his life.

HELLO???

of course he’s going to say that. what else is he supposed to do. sit anakin down and go “hi yes i am actively trying to emotionally isolate you from your support system so i can turn you into my apprentice and ruin your life” like be serious 😭

same with maul going “you’ve been indoctrinated by the jedi” as if HE wasn’t raised in a sith pipeline since childhood. sir. that is not a revelation.

and dooku. walking around like a philosophy professor going “the republic is corrupt” yeah okay, we know, and your solution is… fascism with extra lightning???

like yes. the jedi made mistakes. but, they’re an institution, not a divine being. but the leap from “the jedi aren’t perfect” to “the sith are telling the truth actually” is INSANE to me.

twinterrors29

in light of Leia's Force-insight abilities, I propose that the reason Han was so offended by Leia calling him a 'scruffy-looking nerf-herder' was because this was her pulling directly on his own self-image issues and doubts

twinterrors29

this also implies that Tarkin was self-conscious about the way he smelled, Luke hated being reminded of how short he is, and that Darth Vader might have been wrestling with the idea that he's a literal attack dog leashed to Tarkin

coldgoldlazarus

karmicrespite

@letitrainathousandflames

3000s

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

3000s

and sometimes you're not welcome

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

starcatboy

Dooku is that person who when asked his “body count” gives his kill count and it’s astronomically high. Someone out there thinks he’s a massive slut.

dindjarism

Naboo (Chommell sector of the Mid Rim; Trailing Sectors) STAR WARS: EPISODE I – THE PHANTOM MENACE 1999 | dir. George Lucas

transhuman-priestess

People shit on The Mandalorian a lot but it 100% is responsible for the resurgence of puppetry and practical effects in a lot of creature design and i think we owe it to Jon Faverau for making that choice and to Werner Herzog for pushing him to do it.

transhuman-priestess

#Werner belted out “I VOULD LIKE TO SEE DA BABY” and that was it#Sold on the barrel

No but the baby yoda puppet was originally a placeholder to be replaced largely by CGI and Werner Herzog more or less threated to kill jon faverau if he didn't keep the puppet

grogusmum

Yup as Jon tells it, Werner called him a coward. So they went for it. And thank the gods!! He also said that the puppet makers kept "over delivering" and they thought they'd have a little guy who could move his head and they'd use it for shots of them in the distance- but Grogu moved so well, and it just kept getting better.

benoitblanc

leia organa truly has one of the best bait-and-switch character introductions of all time because when you meet her she's this brave, stoic picture of elegance and justice and always knows just what to say to vader and tarkin and is clad in white like an angel and is this perfect two-dimensional archetype of pureness of heart. and then approximately half an hour later into the film she meets luke and han and she IMMEDIATELY shows her true colors as a sarcastic, bitchy control freak with a massive impulsive streak and a deep mine of hyperspecific insults. 10/10 character design i'm obsessed with her

tarragonthedragon

i love that star wars comic where padmé's surviving handmaidens hold a last stand against vader but honestly if i were them i would have dedicated the rest of my life to the most comprehensive and inescapable fake haunting in the history of the galaxy. man should not be allowed two successive heartbeats without seeing his dead wife's face gazing soulfully at him across the room and slipping away before anyone sees. literally what else is the point of being a highly trained operative capable of perfectly imitating your best friend if not to torment her husband for decades after she's gone.

visenyaism

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes