Writer and Voice Actor Extraordinaire (kinda)

(Not really) (I try) (I try so hard)

[kristina100000]

sorry i rear ended you kitten i just hate you so fucking much

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dash-wipes]

[distortionincarnate]

Me: haha ur so tall.... like how tall are you

Pyramid head:

Me, twirling my hair: haha ur so funny

[nobodytheelf]

SOOO LIKE everyone should go read @theloudguy beautifully written fic The Princess Who Carries the Blood of the Goddess Had to do fanart for one of my fave scenes!! Whoever loves main character Zelda has got to read this fic no exeptions!!

-Lisbeth

[mens-rights-activia]

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

[foxshaped]

You’re telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?

[neanderthyall]

Some of yall dont think in full sentences?

[lizzibennet]

my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences… like when ur reading it’s as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d

[iwouldservehim]

Y'all… don’t have a voice in your head that talks and reads for you?????

[civiridian]

[sandsvendor100]

Look At The Moon… Look At Your Moon… Every Day It Changes One Bit…

Look At Your Face – Look At Your Skull. A Moon Indeed… A Moon Indeed…

I Worry So Much One Day I Will Never Recognize You

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

[nympheminist-deactivated2018030]

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

[turning-point-albania]

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

[gruene-teufel]

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

[zorri]

This is how Bernie can still win

[christinecanigula-archive]

i was gonna say that nobody in danganronpa acts like a real person but thats not true. everybody in danganronpa acts like a real person that you’d encounter in middle school

[monokuma-eats-sjws-for-breakfast]

I act like monokuma and i’ve had a few too many women in my life who act like junko or genocide jack!

[christinecanigula-archive]

i quite genuinely don’t have a response to this

[civiridian]

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[videogolf-deactivated20170314]

[aubrophonia-deactivated20170627]

THIS IS SO COOL

[spookyram]

woah

[spoonyruncible]

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

[paniniville]

Hey! So, I loved this comic, and still think about it occasionally, and tonight it was linked to me again with just the right timing so that I hyperfocused and squirreled off to go read everything! They aren’t really numbered well, but the Wikipedia page has a list of them in release order and what anthologies to find them in!

But given that it’s a pain to seek out each one one by one, I’ve got a list of links in order a smidge further down! Please try to support Dark Horse Comics if you can, but if you’re broke like me and still want to read, the Internet is a beautiful place. According to the wiki page, there are at least two more installments to come, scheduled for May 1st and June 5th, but there’s no real update schedule for the series as a whole.

Do note: they are graphic, gory, and sad, with a lot of body horror. But they’re really fantastic.

Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites contains: 1. Stray 2. The Unfamiliar 3. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie 4. A Dog and His Boy 5. The Gathering Storm 6. Lost 7. Something Whiskered This Way Comes 8. Grave Happenings

9. Sacrifice (Hellboy Crossover)

Beasts of Burden: Neighborhood Watch contains: 10. Food Run 11. Story Time 12. The View From The Hill (the one in this post!)

13. Hunters and Gatherers 14. What The Cat Dragged In 15. Wise Dogs and Eldritch Men

[theweirdwideweb]

[sunbiter]

[anzelsilver]

@rotten-dan

[rotten-dan]

thank you for this, now i can openly hate this 

[civiridian]

There’s an ear in there, I win.

[nflstreet]

bro wtf is going on

[s-video]

[cowcat44]

“Wooaaoooaaah…. I forgot my tractorrrrr ahhhhhh”

Too friggin funny

[ultra-violence-blog]

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.

~ Cowan’s Auctions

[talesofsymphonia4koma]