Made of Trash

Alexa 22 she/they uhhh am gay I post whatever here so follow if you want

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[salty-inc]

Having my diagnosis switch from depression to bipolar disorder was a wild ride. I went from my only representation in media being pretty girls who cry a lot to serial killers in horror movies

[abby-howard]

Good ol’ intrusive thoughts :,)

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[carbonatedmustard]

made it with an hour to spare

[izzybutt]

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[chicken-delight]

[slowspinningredemption]

the two massive spiders living in opposite corners of my bathroom moved into the same web last night happy pride month everybody

[unbotheredmuse]

[vortexanomaly]

car culture advertising...

[witchbeef]

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

[tsus]

[funnytwittertweets]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I went caroling at a nursing home once and the conversation went from “your voices are lovely” to “I shot people during the war” rather quickly. 

[holisticfansstuff]

[ohlookitsthearkhamknight]

DO NOT FUCK WITH OLD LADIES. My grandma scares me because sometimes we will be talking about someone and how they should die and ummm sometimes she can get very VERY detailed. I asked grandma have you done something before and she just smiled and said "some husband's need god. So that's where they go." 😶

[aggiehufflepuff]

"Some husbands need God. So that's where they go."

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[catchymemes]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[jaspurr]

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

[bogleech]

Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]