Hopefully Maybe Future Author

Eventual Writer of ‘The Fall of Elysium’ among other shorter stories. I’m a huge musical and Harry Potter+PJO fanboy. Memes and coffee sustain my soul

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Fuck off

[i-am-a-fish]

*validates you AND your parking*

[i-am-a-fish]

why are you doing this to me on my innocent post I have done nothing wrong

[michellepsychologist]

💛 Feel good posts 💛

[viciere]

reblog if u queer as hell n love outer space

[basedpotatochip]

[fuckyeahexistentialism]

[brucebocchi]

haha they spelled donuts wrong

[endermaz]

the talents of cat

lick

sniff

bees

soft

love

[endermaz]

why doesnt this have more notes its brilliant

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Anyway the Dear Evan Hansen Novel is amazing

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Along with such great parts like

And

[writterings]

the scene in httyd 2 where hiccup and toothless are flying together over the ocean and the leap of faith scene from spiderman into the spiderverse are the best animated scenes EVER and the only exceptions are other animated scenes from the same movies

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Anyway the Dear Evan Hansen Novel is amazing

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[thespectacularspider-girl]

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[fabnamessuggestedbytumbler]

C-can we come back to the hole in the sun bit

[squided]

don’t worry about it. you should stop thinking about it too. and NEVER speak of it.

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Human Brain: An unknown seemingly dragon- like thing has emerged from a hole in a cosmic deity which likely signifies either the hyperbole that the world is ending, or that something has happened that could very well lead to that conclusion.

Monkey Brain: Light Big and pretty. Want to see.

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

Cause it’s Blackface

[carnival-phantasm]

[that-twink-over-there]

[daddyslittleprincess118-blog]

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

[restroom]

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

[opinionated-truscum]

Fucking preach.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general

Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things

[notsocuddlefish]

^

[mythicalcoolkid]

Creepy aesthetic psychosis: ~We’Re AlL mAd HeRe~, knife, violence, and drug obsessions, cute but psycho, Harley Quinn, the voices told me to, dangerous

Actual psychosis: always afraid, terrified of hurting others accidentally, zoned out, who what when where why am I, can’t form coherent sentences or tell what’s real, they’re coming for me I’m going to die

[demigodgooglesearches]

THE ADHD AND ANXIETY🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[clawsoncampfiretales]

The current stigma surrounding mental illness is one of the many reasons I think people are still afraid to come forward and ask for help. They either think it’s not a serious issue or they’re worried people will think they’re insane if they ask for help and I feel like too many people don’t understand how important this is

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[clawsoncampfiretales]

Damn when did that happen

[and-cactus]