Magic & Mayhem

Her face is sans-feature, but she wears a Dali brooch.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[steveandbucky]

[syntaxandsemantics]

Feel vowels twist from mouth to fist,

thoughts caught like fish, flip

flop, slip through fingers stiff

with earnestness - wooden intention

counts for naught, but could be more

if not drowned out by all this

elemental shit

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Be very, very careful what you put into your head, because you’ll never, ever get it out.”

— Thomas Cardinal Wolsey

[afloweroutofstone]

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

La croix white claw kombumcha kratom lean cold brew grey goose tulsi gabbord industrial complex

[temencmoth]

we didnt start the fire

[just-shower-thoughts]

Both World Wars were started because of Austria. WW1 started because an Austiran was shot. WW2 started because an Austrian wasn’t.

[cultofbeatles]

hey everyone. just moved into my new house today; can’t wait to make memories here <3

[valtsv]

working cringe hours at my fail job

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[peppapigvevo]

this took me out

[venus-is-in-bloom]

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

[yesterdaysprint]

The Jackson Sun, Tennessee, June 15, 1951

[valtsv]

when i’m in the middle of a depressive episode but then someone mentions one of my old hyperfixations and i find passion for it again

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[kosmonin]

[sistertaxon]

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

[nyctosaurid]

[sistertaxon]

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t need someone to fix me, i need someone to keep me company while i fix myself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#slay your own demons   #but bring along a companion while you do it