Clinomania's Corner

Writer in the Vampire Diaries Discord for Elena/Mikaelsons

[brainstreams]

[scunthotter]

I really want Shane Hollander to just lose his shit. Just get so angry and be big and scary and just fucking hurting someone who deserves it. I also want Ilya in the background watching this like this is his hottest fantasy and he's 5 seconds away from jerking it in public.

[hollanovfuckoff]

Guys but there is obviously a fic about it!!! Wonderful piece!!

Ilya is literally hard and it's also so funny please enjoy!

[aslongasitsblack]

a lot of fic leaning into the whole ilya is a horny motherfucker who wants to fuck all the time and shane is like prissy about it like No we can’t because X Y and Z and not nearly enough fic depicting the opposite

“shane wouldn’t let ilya hit it during-”

shane would let ilya hit if the roof blew off their house and they started tumbling through a tornado over the rainbow

shane would let ilya hit if someone seriously sat him down and said there is a 5% chance you will die the next time a dick is inside you he is taking those odds

shane would let ilya hit if his whole extended family dead and alive were asleep in the house he would simply tell ilya to muffle him into the pillow

shane would let ilya hit on stage behind a curtain being held up by one single thread

ilya could break both his legs and arms and he’d be like well shame we can’t fuck and shane would put on his big Yuna Hollander Patented lets-solve-this-problem eyes and go We WILL make it work.

[escapepodding]

Something I haven't seen discussed in the Heated Rivalry fandom is the Actual Real ice hockey concept of a dance partner or 'tying a man up' where to prevent 2 on 1 brawls or sit out a brawl players on opposing teams will skate up and hug each other in a very damsel in distress way. The first time I saw it I genuinely thought I was watching queer Romeo and Juliet on ice. Are we all going to pretend King Chirper Ilya Rozanov would not start a fight and then go tie up his man as an excuse to cuddle? That Shane Good Boy Hollander couldn't use it as a way of pretending to be the bigger more mature person? Let them cuddle at work as dance partners under the veil of heteronormative witchcraft the league is under to pretend this isn't deeply queer coded!

[my-2nd-account]

I'm sorry THE WHAT!!!!??

[omgpostsplease]

this is what op means for those that are confused (hard to find visuals as they often just show the fight and don’t cut wide to show everyone else on the ice)

[wedgewoods]

also for consideration: whatever this is

[bikananjarrus]

siobhan is really giving “i’ve only had the nut pugs for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself” energy

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[countofeight]

Glad it’s not just me

[lynneyginnyjoan]

see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli

[barbarian2022]

maybe top 10 posts ever

[ruindunburnit]

@queenfruffalumps Too good and true to stay hidden in the replies.

[i-set-my-autism-on-fire]

Want to add something to the whole "YouTube ID protest" thing- (More info about this here if you need it)

If you're participating in refusing to use YouTube from the 13th of August until the ID policy is lifted, there is a chance you might accidentally use YouTube in one way or another.

Muscle memory, autopilot, a misclick, any number of things, please don't let that mistake cause you to give up! We are human, we make mistakes, but as long as you correct it and continue the protest it will reduce the damage and keep the viewership loss on YouTube high, increasing the chance of success! That's what matters, that we keep trying. We need to show that even if we trip and fall, we'll just get back up and keep going!

I believe in you, even if you make a mistake, I'll keep believing in you, as long as you keep trying!

We will succeed. We refuse to be tracked or censored. We deserve our privacy!

Privacy is a human right, NOT a privilege!

[akiragatr]

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

[athelind]

When I first saw A Clockwork Orange in my late teens/early 20s, my reaction at the end was, verbatim, "That it was a Very Good Movie, but I don't know if I liked it or not."

Forty-odd years later, I still hold to that assessment.

[glindapenguin]

There’s also - and this might be unique to social realism films - the category of: this was a beautifully made, excellently acted film on an important subject. I’m glad I saw it, it deserves a bunch of awards, but I never want to watch it again.

[scribblesandscrawls]

Just some text posts I found for the crew of the Zephyr <3

[sluttylittlewaste]

I'm going to hold your hands when I say this: Maxwell being called a "rowdy" isn't about his sexuality - it's about his willingness to slum it with normal (poor) people. THAT'S why his dad was rude af to him but chill about Olethra's trans identity. The gentleman fisting jokes are fun because stuffy upper-class culture is deeply homo-erotic even though it pretends not to be, sure, but the reason "rowdy" hit's as an insult is because it's essentially the same as being called white trash/trailer trash. Maxwell and his beat up hands and willingness to go out and do dangerous and wild things are unacceptable because he is a member of the UPPER CLASS. They are financiers. They wear silk suits and sit behind desks and let other people do the dirty work. Every single one of the Gotch brothers could be getting crazy sloppy back shots every night and it wouldn't matter as long as it was from a person of respectable status - but Maxwell is in the fight pits with the randoms and the normies. He's voluntarily entering spaces where his class status is secondary to his physical prowess. Yes the gay jokes are fun, but that's not the POINT of the character.

[lacrimosum28]

Soft cannibals

[bubbly-bleh]

Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

[abyssalz0ne-nsfmc]

hello horny writers of tumblr this is your shine to try out ellipsus instead of google docs. it's completely free and the team behind it have a very strong stance against the use of AI in creative spaces. I haven't been using it long but it works beautifully.

[rocktheholygrail]

[bonniedaily]

[kaizsche]

Tag game

get to know your mutuals !

tagged by @masd-1138 & @knightsistersblog

fav color: red

currently reading: a discovery of witches and fics mostly

last song: hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it by lana del rey

most recent film: look both ways (watch party with @masd-1138 and @/nikooo!!!) and twisters (happy anniversary to the movie)

most recent series: a rewatch of the crown for matthew goode!!!!

sweet/salty/savory: savory all the way

tea/coffee: uhmmmm.... coffee

working on: ive been on a year long fucking writer's block that nothing seems worthy for me to post BUT! i'm mostly working on my twisterversary fics + a kolena one! andddd brainstorming for forget me not with @glenpowelljr as she's playing the game LMFAO

tagging: @glenpowelljr @katherineholmes @finnismyoriginalsin @theqvynrand <33

[the-qvynrand]

Tag Game

Get to know your mutuals!

thank you for tag @kaizsche!

fav color: blue

currently reading: the history of philosophy by a.c. grayling + the coming of the third reich by richard j. evans + sophie's world by jostein gaarder

last song: spend some time alone inside my head by phillip brooks

most recent film: django unchained (rewatched)

most recent series: house of the dragon

sweet/salty/savory: savory

tea/coffee: chamomile tea

working on: not exactly a writer's block but more like procrastination and having been busy thanks to commitments in my reality -> been working on my aemond/OC fic, even gods cry. i'm also stuck on a plot loophole for nightmares so i'm deliberating things over.

tagging: @sevensistersofsussex @feralcherry @jabean-fanfiction <33

[sevensistersofsussex]

Tagged by @theqvynrand

fav color: blue/green

currently reading: Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky and To Gaze Upon Wicked Gods by Molly X Chang (Glad to see I'm not the only one who reads multiple books at a time, Q)

last song: Delusions of a Savior by Slayer (though I have been on a huge Slipknot binge lately)

most recent film: Superman! I'm not a huge superhero movie but I can say that this one really was utterly enjoyable and sweet and entertaining and just....hopeful.

most recent series: Finished a binge of Interview with the Vampire and revisiting Strange New Worlds so I can continue watching it with a friend.

sweet/salty/savory: Salty

tea/coffee: Coffee

working on: So many things but fic-wise, Throne of Blood and preparing for AU-Gust (EHOM and Mystic Squad) with some great writers.

tagging: @cancerian-woman, @dakotaawolven, and @clinomania28

[clinomania28]

Tag game

get to know your mutuals !

tagged by @sevensistersofsussex

fav color: black

currently reading: Uhhh, several books currently. Sanctify vol 1 by Godsstation, Murder by Memory by Olivia Waite, and a couple other books and fics. I've been on an AvP fanfiction binge.

last song: My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys by Taylor Swift and Casual by Chappell Roan

most recent film: Tramors (because I rewatch this series constantly)

most recent series: Murderbot season 1, just finished the season finale (almost as good as the books)

sweet/salty/savory: ooooh, savory

tea/coffee: coffeeeeeeee

working on: uhhh, I've been in a bit of a writing slump but trying to finish a birthday fic and gearing up for AU-gust in the TVD fandom with the EHOM Discord crowd.

tagging: @anara-wilde <3