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oldjewelryfeed

gold Georgian ring with pearls

spindle-and-nima

here's a little something to hopefully cheer you up, take care meri 🐇❤️‍🩹

This made me burst into tears. Thank you. This is beautiful

oliversrarebooks

it's very interesting how the sire/sireling dynamic is somewhat akin to that of a dysfunctional family or a cycle of abuse

as a sireling the only way to be free of a cruel sire is to kill them, and you have the choice to not be like them, but after years of torment some might instead become exactly like their sires, possibly not even realizing it

ough its so interesting! love your writing, by the way!

Yeah there's a lot to unpack there and I'm not even getting to the half of it!

Vampires are interesting when it comes to the cycle of abuse because they're nearly all both victims and victimizers -- victims because few end up as vampires by choice, and victimizers because those who want to survive need to feed off of blood.

Thank you very much!

demonlovers

@beevean hm... this is what you like isn't it? haha.

tuesdaey

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algrolo

beesmygod

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

wonderhecko

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

beesmygod

this is next level

wonderhecko

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

charlesoberonn

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

charlesoberonn

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

aardvarkingmad

You know those Great Old Ones (tm) that Lovecraft was always going on about?

Yeah, he was referring to Statler and Waldorf. They're not sleeping for aeons beneath the sea...they're obsessed with heckling the muppets. Kermit and company are risking their sanity (and in some cases, arguably losing it) and their lives so that the world endures.

1percentcharge

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

geeko-sapiens

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

rnismatch

would you like to play with me?

rnismatch

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

thepeacefulgarden

tomorrowwithme

Things that don't matter to you but to the millions

rametarin

This is the news I like to see!

Speaking as one of those white westerner type people that grew up in the U.S., as children we'd have these little magazines about current events in other parts of the world. Places that still lived like it was anywhere from 500 to 3000 years ago, from an absence of resources and abundance of competitive lives.

Some places had no water to tap. Some places couldn't grow food. Some places were still sorting themselves out domestically for such services, whether due to internal strife from ethnic or religious conflicts or just corruption draining all civic project finances.

At the same time you had a certain segment of the population that would say the reason people couldn't have these things was somehow because of Europe and their descendants. And capitalism. That it was the developed world that was why impoverished places had squalor and lack of access to water, just on the basis of having things while billions did not.

and today, without that zero sum nonsense, we're seeing elimination of the worst kinds of destitution and extreme poverty and lowest possible standards of living.

amygdalae

Anyways back to business

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

allthingswhumpyandangsty

I love all animals. except for mosquitoes. I hate those cunts

stillnotsquashed

Dick and Bruce have been banned from playing family games on the same team. Any game that requires understanding or predicting the other person, they are just too good at. One time, they were playing codewords and Bruce got Dick to guess every word with just the clue of 'Cat'. Jason once held Dick's arms behind his back while they were playing charades and Bruce was still able to guess 'Sound of Music'.