Cloudy

Yeehaw fudge the law, 22

[cloudyworks]

It’s time for the Tar tar taglia cover of Rasputin to make a comeback methinks

[babushkaat]

[cloudyworks]

This might be a hot take but when did we stop removing children from situations when they throw a tantrum? The way some of these kids behave is so baffling because if I threw a tantrum HALF as bad as some of these children, my parents would have picked me up and walked me out of the store.

Kids will literally be crying, screaming, running around, throwing things, causing general disturbance to literally everyone else, and the parents will do absolutely NOTHING about it.

Also why are we taking 2 year olds shopping at 8:30pm on a Wednesday anyway

[april132009]

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

[cloudyworks]

The Costco return policy has genuinely done irreparable harm to every retail business.

The amount of times I’ve had to tell people “no you can’t return that, you’ve opened/worn it” and they’re like “well they never told me I couldn’t return it if I wore them.”

I fear it is common sense that you cannot return something you have worn/do not have the receipt for/have owned for 4 years and is now breaking down because you’ve had it for 4 years.

[hypnosc]

Flirting? Just send me the porn you want to recreate with me. ✨

[cloudyworks]

I need edits of him to “Boys Beware” RIGHT NOW

[spadigga]

[cloudyworks]

I need both of these twinks to be fucked in the ass I swear to god

[cloudyworks]

Crazy how I haven’t heard anything from the Love and Deepspace fandom since the whole Caleb thing happened

[switchy-witchy-n-bitchy]

"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

[squat-crouch]

heyyy can i rub your clit while you pee 💛

[cloudyworks]

Putting myself in time out because I just said “non binary ginger beef” instead of “gluten free”

[secretgardenfantasies-blog]

I’m transmasc, and I don’t think I want bottom surgery, but I like thinking about somehow growing/being given a cock but it’s really small. like, under three inches and thin and hairless. and no one I try to have sex with takes it seriously or believes I could top, they just laugh and call my tiny dick cute, saying it’s basically just a slightly-bigger clit before they start to fuck me, using only two fingers to touch and rub my minuscule cock

💋💋💋

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[clitamancy]

god i love the idea of a monster with fat, squirmy tentacles holding me tightly, teasing me for hours with their tendrils stroking against my nipples and my swollen clit, rubbing against my tongue, leaving behind its pheromones that make me hotter and hotter with every delicious caress, before finally sliding its thickest tentacle inside my cunt to fuck me silly for hours

[goth-queen]