Supposed Crow God of Judgment

pretty generally they/them and it/its works for pronouns - adult person, not going to specify further for personal reasons

[clovercalliber]

fuck it new pinned post (breaking my "non-informational pinned post" rule lol). because I have so many sideblogs and nowhere to bring them up. so

Hi. I'm Clover. I do things sometimes. This blog is mostly reblogs.

Edit on May 14: Putting this up here because people seem to miss it. Unless we follow you, we will NOT reply to DMs. We simply won't. Do not DM us unless we follow you.

we're a system. i guess. here's an intro or whatever (last updated april 4)

yeah okay bye (just call us Clover don't try to single anyone out we can barely tell who's fronting as is)

we will not engage with syscourse if you try to make us we will block you.

Current (active) sideblog list:

@technocrowlor-crow - phighting oc rp blog + phighting sideblog

@themoonandthestarsao3 - FNAF fanfic sideblog. pinned there has my fics linked

@marbalai-marble - dandy's world sideblog. mostly reblogs

[oobbbear]

hi oobbbear sorry about everyone tormenting you with asks. anyway i saw some of the asks on the ends' beginning blog and this just appeared on my canvas

love the work very excited for the future of the series

The people yearn for colorkiller divorce arc and at this point I’m tempted to write it just for the bit

Oh you draw my little sona so cute the hair looks is so soft😭💗🫶

[catchymemes]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[unyieldingsilence]

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[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[tuoyfreddy]

Mangle is one of the few fan favourites that I don't consider overated. they're correctly rated. they're literally cute

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[year2000electronics]

to be real pokemon in general has turned into the charizard effect for me. i just Really don't care for the new pokemon series in general. i see new pokemon and i'm always prepared to be disappointed. plus honestly i'm not buying another switch for 600 dollars just for pokemon and piracy is getting annoying these days

honestly i should probably hop off the boat too w pokemon cos all im here for is these fuckass humans... but i mean honestly the way pkmn company markets this series PISSES me OFFFF i am so sick of KANTO, i am so sick of CHARIZARD, i am so sick of EEVEELUTIONS... i am so sick of GENGAR.......

[year2000electronics]

general charizard is the most popular ship for a thing. please i need more multishippers in my circles.

ok literally because when a ship becomes The Ship in a fandom people just automatically assume everyone ships it, or only it, or even PRIMARILY it. and if you like another ship with a person from that main ship in it... people will laugh. they will LAUGH! theyll be like "oh but x is in love with y isnt it obvious... i mean why would you like anything else its so ASS....."

im gonna attach the ships that plague me here instead of saying their names so tumblr doesnt put them in the tags but i live in hell. i live in hell

[year2000electronics]

Inspired by the one anon that mentioned star wars but tbh my charizard effect is pokemon

Nothing against the series! Have played several pokemon games (although none to completion), have pokemon merch, even currently play in a ttrpg pokemon mystery dungeon game.

Just as a digimon fan, pokemon is EVERYWHERE. Box lunch, target, walmart, etc. Hard to get excited for anything i see vs when i find the rare piece of digimon merch out in the wild (and not actively searching for it online)

YEAH. YEAH. AND ANOTHER THING. ON THAT NOTE. every single collab w pokemon these days is like TARGET. X. POKEMON. and then its just art of pikachu with PNG energy again

buy our pokemon clothing. go on. eat up. its png of pikachu. you know pikachu dont you? 1000$ bidding war on ebay for Pokemon Oreos. come on. its pikachu. you know him. you know pikachu.

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[victusinveritas]

[adhdemonic]

here's a link to Ember's website, where you can download a high quality version!

https://www.betterthanember.com/

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[mashpotatoe]

so they can easily restore pjackk but not the thousands of trans women who've had their blogs terminated