chronically online

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

[aletheyass]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[juniperandthistle]

love when a fan loves a piece of media so much they pursue it

"Man I sure do love this show about people and exploring space, I wish i could do that! .......... I am gonna do that"

This is her on the ISS in her own Star Trek uniform.

[thresholdbb]

I feel like it should be pointed out that she was making a specific Janeway reference here too. Her caption was, "There's coffee in that nebula' ... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon" because the Dragon spacecraft was delivering the first espresso machine designed to work in zero gravity to the ISS

[captainjanewayandtheunicorndog]

I love this so much!

[catgirltiefling]

The funniest part about Soul Eater will always be that there is a character in Soul Eater named Soul Eater Evans who Eats Souls and the show is not about him it's about his bestie

[tofu-rebecca]

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[lennyjamin]

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[eggshellsareeat]

Notes are in complete agreement

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[rain-droplet]

in fair verona, we lay our scene

[stammed-cleams]

having fun with deathgenerator.com

[foone]

That's a cool site

[silvernevermind]

desperately desperately searching my room for the signed pic of Christopher Ecclestons parasite in chief post

[silvernevermind]

[isabelopaque]

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

[fwizard]

[funnyshorts]

[slimewizaaard]

“Hey you know that stock photo we modelled for years and years ago?”

“Yeah?”

“I think it made us into celebrities”

[eauosvu]

[cronchy-baguette]

double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....