A NSFW Artblog

18+ NSFW This is an artblog, there will be no photos of the blogrunner on this blog. Please read the info page if you have any questions! Your friendly neighborhood blog-runner is: M. 32 / Agender / Asexual

[osakanone]

[ztudiolaire]

reminded me of astarion and orryx. what a helpful guy!

They gotta be keeping the good wine on the top shelf or somethin. What a fantastic suggestion

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[moonybyte]

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[transbearmaxxing]

top in a muzzle save me,,,,save me muzzled top,,,,save me sadist top who wants to tear at me with his fangs but can’t so he just fucks me harder ,,,,,,save me,,,,,,,

[cnidocyte-at-cnight]

Rut is hard when you're in the middle of nowhere countryside, so sneaking into a local catoblepas ranch's husbandry supplies provides a little relief for Balios…

…until the rancher nearly catches him and he has to run away, already out of breath.

Uncensored version is up over on Bsky!

[aurumacadicus]

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

[captainclickycat]

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

[lilaira]

If they aren't jorking it to my OC whAT EVEN IS THE POINT!?!?

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Stupidest thing is when people treat butch/femme, dom/sub, top/bottom, as like. Gender Binary 2.0 that all maps neatly lmao

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Butches can be bottom subs. Femmes can dom (g-d they can dom). You can be queer and be literally none of these things. Let go of the urge to map and categorize in neat and tidy lines and learn to love the messiness of queer life and human existence

[love-always-adelaide]

(Also switches exist, and none of these things tell you anything about someone’s personality or interests outside of these things.)

[rain-shoshana]

Top does not equal dom.

Bottom does not equal sub.

[spicymotte]

I do love the monsterfucking & romance genre so so much, but I refuse to get into the monster shifting bullshit. So he's a werewolf or a dragon or a vampire or [insert any monster here], which is great, awesome even - but you only find him hot when he shifts to his human form?? weak. pathetic. you need to open your mind I don't want no oiled up, dehydrated, tiktok thirst trap looking ass dude with the most generic haircut you can possibly imagine. when I say I want to fuck the monster I mean THE MONSTER

[spicymotte]

reading monster romance and things are getting really good but then he turns into a human

[spicymotte]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[spicymotte]

STOP DOING THIS TO ME WHITE WOMEN AUTHORS

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[serial777killers]

love language

[futchling]

The wrist bites aren't safe and you shouldn't do them there. I had numbness in my hand for a month after a puppygirl latched too hard on my wrist, please be aware of the anatomy where you bite! Go higher up in the meat of the forearm, it feels better too!

[benihana-circumcision]

posts from wildlife experts

[futchling]

Fwiw I enjoy recreationally hurting women in ways that are both impermanent and permanently scarring alike, but an important part of risk-awareness in kink is recognizing that "common" acts like impact and biting can cause unintended injury and temporary or permanent loss of function if you aren't safe in your play. Refer to biting and impact maps of the human body, use test bites, have safety and care protocols figured out, be prepared to shut shit down as a pain top if you fuck up and the situation calls for immediate redress and harm reduction.

In the above instance the nerves of my hand/wrist were compressed by bites. In general, avoid joints and their associated tendons and ligaments, because that is where nerves are easiest to compress + damaged ligamenture really hurts and is easy to fuck up itself, too, with too-aggrssive biting in the wrong area.

Shoulders are usually meaty enough to take it without nerve compression, but you should still be careful around the connective tissues there. Do not bite the back of the leg at, just above, or just below the knee, I give 3 inches on either side for safety. Do not bite the wrist or within 3 inches of it. Do not bite the elbow, when you bite the forearm try to have it offset from the visible vascular structures that run through your elbow (bite to the side). Remember that your teeth are sharp and your jaw is powerful and if you tried, you could kill someone with them.

My favorite places to safely bite very fucking hard are the front of the thigh, the chest area, the ribs, meat of the arms but away from the elbow and wrists, meaty parts of the shoulder and upper back, hips and tummy, etc. lots of great places, be safe and have fun you fucking freaks

[benihana-circumcision]

imagining tgirl david attenborough saying all this in a bulldog harness and a pith helm and NOTHING ELSE

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

adding onto this, there are certain areas you don't want to hit when doing impact play. many of them are already mentioned above, like the wrists, knees, and other joints, but i think a diagram will also be helpful (from this article)

and if you're doing rope bondage then this article from ropestudy goes over where certain nerves are and what to avoid - again, joints are generally a no-go and meatier parts of the body tend to be safer.

be safe with kink and dont forget aftercare!

[necromatador]

Reminder that I have a Bluesky for my NSFW artworks where you can see a bunch of delicious smut of my characters: uncensored! This one I did yesterday and I am very pleased with how it turned out!

Minors DNI, I do block minors that follow me there!

>>>VISIT<<<

[cnidocyte-at-cnight]

Reminder!

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

[katjohnadams]

[wormvermin]

Sweet nectar ✨🍎

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meetnategreen]

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[someweirdjew]

OCTOBER 13. IT’S BEING DELIBERATELY SLOWED. OCTOBER 13.