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My name’s Jess, I live a mile above sea level, and I am capable of joy now. You can talk to me about comic books and animals to gain approval. American megafauna superfan.

I write things (sometimes) over at @kidcosmonaut

You may ask for pictures of my dog whenever.

ladyoftheharbour

if you were to get married would you take your spouse’s last name

yes

no

no but i would want them to take mine

unsure

already married & took spouse’s name

already married & spouse took my name

already married & we both kept our names

no intention of ever getting married

other?

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

#how cool is her last name??? maybe #i've come to like my last name pretty well. but i would be open #if her name's cool

nohoperadio

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

c3rvida3

I really do love when I get called a fujoshi because, like. Look, it's not a cool thing to call any gay trans guy, but with me in particular, it is REALLY apparent that that's just your catch-all insult for gay trans guys. Really obvious that you were just throwing some spaghetti at the wall and hoping it stuck. You didn't even look at my blog. There's not even real life guys kissing on here. Or anime guys not kissing. I was just talking to my spouse about anime boys I am capable of naming, and here is the full list: Goku, Sasuke, Naruto, etc. That's all of them. Ain't a holier-than-thou thing, either. Just not my scene. And it's also a thing where, like. Let's strip away the porn and romance parts of it. I didn't transition to be a twink. If you did, I am hootin' and hollerin' and crushing beer cans against my forehead, but I'm fat and hairy and covered in tattoos and I often find myself in a hunting supply store staring at the novelty T-shirts and thinking, "That's a solid pun and a beautiful wildlife painting. I can't pass up the opportunity to wear this to a chili cook-off or perhaps to a different hunting supply store." Just the way it worked out for me, you know? I think maybe if you asked the people who know me to rank things they'd be likely to find me doing, they would all put "gnawing on a human corpse buck naked on the side of the road" slightly above "rubbing one out to anime boys kissing". But yeah. I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

c3rvida3

Thinking maybe this post came off a little harsh, so I do want to clarify that if you're reading this and you want to kiss Goku so bad that you're thinking about going down to your local Planned Parenthood and doing some steroids about it because you feel like that's really gonna help you get into the zone Goku-wise, you might actually be the coolest dude on the face of the earth. I think you really know what you're about, and I'm into it big-time.

fatcowprincess

girlmostlikely

jimmyspades

BOSTON LEGAL 2.10 “Legal Deficits”

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

fuhosh-i

“Where’s the pathetic element?” Exactly Tom Hardy. Exactly.

(x)

bettsfic

reblogging this again because i can't stop thinking about "where's the wretch?"

i have hundreds of thousands of words of writing asks on this blog spanning a decade. i've read dozens of craft books. i've been teaching creative writing for 8 years. and "where's the wretch" might be the best craft advice i've ever heard.

wiiwheel

Brunette you stand convicted of wearing jeans

daily-plush

2002 Cabin Critters Spotted Trout Plush

flowerytale

Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849

succubusboyfriend

had a conversation at thanksgiving last night that basically boiled down to my grandmother saying “if you don’t love dolly parton, you’re a communist,” to which i could not help but reply, “i know so many communists and every single one of them loves dolly parton.”

butchfagminotaur

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

codecicle-archive

i don't care if you live in new york city get normal about drug addicts sometime soon or jump in front of the trains

codecicle-archive

i promise you that person on fent bent over + swaying in rags is having a worse couple hours than you've ever had in your entire life. i promise you that person begging for money on the subway is going throughs something 1000% worse than you having to avoid their eyes while going to a restaurant. i swear on my life that person talking to themselves in public isn't evil or the devil or going to kill you. i think you need to get the fuck over yourself and stop acting like you're suuuchhh an NYC native and being afraid of all drug-heavy areas and posting videos of people on the trains like "only in the city! lol!". i think you should learn how to either have some compassion or shut the fuck up