Spooky Blue Ghost Man

25, Male, Illinois. Man this needs updating. But in short, I'll just say that I'm into video games, programming and RPing Original Characters. Just be warned: ANY OF MY TUMBLR CONTENT BEYOND THIS POINT RUNS THE RISK OF BEING INCREDIBLY SILLY! My Skype is "kingofsandvich" I will probably have to know who you are before I accept a contact request though.

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[bladedharp]

@alphabetcompletionist

[alphabetcompletionist]

nice

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[radiofreederry]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

T-shirt that says "I survived the 2023 Barbenheimer marketing wave without watching either movie"

[meow-moment]

every so often i remember how fucking buckshit whacked out Homestuck actually is. Every single character, no matter how charming and endearing they seem, is a loser. The author is a character within the story, who is killed halfway through and the job of writing the story is taken over by the story's villain. Said villain is so misogynist that he wants to destroy the whole universe. Every single character dies, at least once, the only exception being a random background NPC who delivers mail. The entire plot is a vehicle to get one creepy ventriloquist dummy from point A to point B. The ICP is there too.

[ludicolo]

me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

[ludicolo]

i was wondering why ppl were rbing this old ass post. happy danny devito day

[that-aster]

Missed it last year, won’t miss it again.

[itscolossal]

Comically Candid Snapshots Culminate in the 2023 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

[sessa23]

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

[cirrates]

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[hotsaucebear]

[catasters]

[roguetoo]

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[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[izzet-league-mad-scientist]

The reason Vriska had such a hard time against Katya (goncharov) in the 2023 tumblrwoman polls was due to the fact that Katya, as an entirely nonexistent character in the unreality phenomenon Goncharov, is fundamentally tied to the aspect of Void, the opposite to Vriska’s ties to Light. In this essay I will

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