Just a nerd with autism and too much free time

[chasekip]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add

[deebyfeeby]

please consider

[velvet-vagabond]

A new challenger enters the stage

[serperoir]

how about…

[duothelingo]

I present:

[first-witch-deactivated20260418]

Fuck you

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Look Dick, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Dick: Nice try, Timmy. I'm not falling for that one a fifth time.

Tim: I'm not kidding, Dick.

Dick: And I'm not looking.

Damian, walking into the room, looking up: Drake, why does it say "gullible" on the ceiling?

Dick, looking up: Really? Wher— oh, you bastards!

Tim and Damian: *high five*

[konan-supernova]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[shencomix]

sheriff: hold up, why is this one's picture so cute on the wanted poster

deputy: oh, he didn't like the one that was up there so he came into the station and we took a new one

sheriff: HE WAS HERE AND YOU DIDN'T ARREST HIM???

deputy: ah…eto…

sheriff: HOW DID YOU GIVE HIM A FILTER, IT'S 1839

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[hugenthusiast]

Book!percy watching show!percy be two heads taller than annabeth while he was stuck in short king prison for four years

[perrytheplatyborg]

what if Phineas was tall and Ferb was the short one

[bobacupcake]

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

i thINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE

[ferbfletch-deactivated20130331]

and then if ferb was the talker and phineas always kept his mouth shut

[martiangirlfromtalloniv]

and then phineas had the one big eye and ferb’s were normal

[yallegamosalfinal-deactivated20]

my version was worse

[bobacupcake]

#im waiting for someone to switch their colour schemes and hair colours too

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Why.

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[important-cat-pics]

[fierceawakening]

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[the-uncanny-dag]

Sister post to The Vitamin

[misosoupcup]

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[deathgasmic]