[coca-coola]

[nativenews]

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[wiremxther-deactivated20230819]

let us NEVER forget

[geeseareassholes]

[mousefeelings]

LOL BetterHelp was fined $7.8 million by the FTC for selling user data to companies for advertising purposes, something they were called out for years ago! Can like every podcast stop taking sponsorships from them now. God damn. Quit screwing over your audience for a quick buck!!

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[deathwarlock]

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

[drew-dopamine]

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

[drew-dopamine]

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

[junejasprose-addict]

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

[sno-fitzroy-the-85th]

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

hey dude

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

they didn’t take the chill pill

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

[headspace-hotel]

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you

[megan-cutler]

Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr

[escuerzoresucitado]

[n-award]

youre either having a cigarette with me or you're having a cigarette against me

[teoremaking]

[ofstarsandsmoke]

ratiod by green dog

[3liza]

every time i rediscover a Life Hack from like 30,000 years ago i feel so stupid i want to kill myself. ive recently started using a normal reed basket i just found by a dumpster to carry shit around my house. i need to bring 8 things from the kitchen cabinet to the stove to bake some cookies. ok i put them in the basket, i carry them to the stove. when im done with each ingredient i place it in the basket. at the end i take the basket back to the cabinet. i do this instead of making 4-5 trips because it's too many items to hold at once. i feel like a genius. i feel like a moron. i love my simple reed basket

[whatinthefugckingsheeett]

[laikaspeaks]

@toryinnis has passed the peer review process tbh

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

Choose your fighter

[miraculous-mermaid03]

Um I’m choosing the second one bc Perry the Platypus is a skilled fighter and the other one is??? Some platypus with a beard???

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[forfucksakeidontknow]

I’ve never seen this show but from the jokes I think I’ve learnt enough about it understand them. Like:

1. Perry kicks this dudes ass

2. This scientist dude had a shitty childhood, his parents missed his birth, but he treats his daughter well

3. He also trauma dumps onto Perry

4. Off the last, Perry might just be a strange type of therapy tbh

5. Perry has an alter ego, but I can’t tell which one is the alter one (like his true self is the smart one and the the dumb one is a cover, but idk)

6. There’s a big tower which I’m 83% sure the scientist lives in.

7. The scientist once made perry pay for his broken door he kicked down, which leads me to conclude Perry is strong as fuck and the scientist is stingy (aka smart).

8. Idk the scientists name but it has doof in it, which might fit is character considering he seems to be beaten by a platypus enough to make a show about it.

I honestly don’t know any other characters than Perry, the scientist and his daughter

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

why is this so funny to me fhsjfbskdn

[forfucksakeidontknow]

ONG ITS FROM PHINEAS AND FERB??!

I knew of the show, and I knew some stuff like they make things, annoy Candace, the quiet guy got the hottie.

I just never knew they were the same shows. I even remember seeing these screenshots of phineas and ferb buying Perry but I assumed it was a crossover for some reason. Idk why, they just seemed to have too much going on to fit into one show.

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

why is this even funnier jfhdskjhfas

[funnytwittertweets]

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[rorschachisgay]

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”