_CodA_

Minor, She/Her, Sapphic, INTP, Slytherin, Multifandom, Musician, Poet, Writer.

[dimensionsponge]

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

[coda-90]

💀💀💀💀

[coda-90]

Life sucks when you are a songwriter, and there's that person in your head that's constantly looking for inspo. And the moment you start going thru your sad girl sexy crying hours, that one piece of shit is just noting down all of your monologue.

I DON'T EVEN GET A MOMENT OF PRIVACY WITH THAT CREATURE INSIDE ME HEAD!!!!!!

[renisnotaghost]

this is american rock band my chemical romance

[dailymangas]

chainsaw man - 102.

[coda-90]

Asdfghjkl he's so relatable

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

[thesnadger]

[weaselle]

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand. 

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.

[just-a-hazbin-writer]

Wow. This post went from funny to a life lesson in a way I wasn’t expecting, amd I’m not sorey at all.

[uberguber89]

See, unlike the capitalist elite, common criminals have a sense of morality and empathy.

[greenjudy]

“As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.”

[frauggiethecreature]

reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community

clarification in tags

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[919]

i think we should start taking beloved archetypes for male characters and using them to make female characters. this woman is an asshole with a heart of gold. this woman is a loveable goofball. this woman is a cool but scarred lone wolf who just wants to protect people. this woman is a badass con artist who is always seen wearing an immaculate suit. this woman is a dilf

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

my chem said this tour is for the hardcore fans fuck our greatest hits

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[nuka-rockit]

[thickness-protection-program]

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

[suriandtaal]

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

[podcastgalore]

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

[curiouslyhigh]

This is the actual weirdest meme to get great information from.

[cricketcat9]

If anyone needs it 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

[smoshpit-deactivated20220730]

wait in honor of new music everyone tell me how you got into my chemical romance

[coda-90]

I was 10. I had heard of emo hair cuts and I got curious, so I googled it. Immediately I saw images of Dan and Phil and I thought they looked fun. I started watching their videos and came across the the Yasuhati challenge, the one where they sang WTTBP. Also in general Dan used to make mcr references and all, so I searched them up on yt. I fell in love with the light behind your eyes.

[ierostein]

girls dont even read posts anymore they just see my chemical romance and hit reblog

[suncaptor]

*chanting to myself* I am normal about my chemical romance I am normal about my chemical romance I am normal about my chemical romance I am normal about my chemical romance (knows I'm lying)

[samlickereightyone]

all of us rn

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[thecat-andme]