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@cogito-complex
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.
Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.
Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”
Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”
Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]
Jaskier’s graduation advisor at Oxenfurt: so Julian, what are your life goals for after you leave the college?
Jaskier: hmm well, be the first to win the Bardic tournament two years in a row, write at least one banger that’s popular over the entire continent. And uhhh have sex with at least one witcher???
Jaskier’s poor grad advisor: wait, what?
Jaskier: yeah I know, two years in a row is ambitious, but I think I can do it.
This poor poor man: No no. I mean…yes that is ambitious but thats… not what was worrying.
Jaskier, dumb as rocks: write a hit? Isnt that every bardic student’s goal???
This grad advisor is wondering how Jaskier passed his classes now: no. The um…the witcher…bit?
Jaskier, fucking finally getting it: OHHHHHH yeah I saw one kill a pack of drowners in my hometown when I was around 13 and kind of fell in love. He was so big and strong and saved all of Lettenhove and he stayed for dinner when my father insisted and I just stared at him the whole evening. Also I’m a slut for danger.
This grad advisor did NOT ask Jaskier!: oh um. Okay.
Jaskier: 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
But…does Geralt remember the doey eyed 13 year old???
I cant decide if I like the idea of it being Geralt that little 13 year old Jaskier was making heart eyes over the banquet table at or if it was someone else.
Like, it’d be pretty funny if it was Lambert and the first time he meets him he’s like “ITS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 💗0💗” and once Jaskier explains Lambert uses this knowledge to 1. Flirt hard with Jaskier because that’s adorable. And 2. Make Geralt EXTREMELY jealous because that’s hilarious.
@witchertrashbag why would you hide these? they are great?
#geralt finds out jaskier had this crush once they’re together and he thinks its lambert#and he’s dreading introducing jaskier to lambert because his little broken heart knows destiny has no hand with him and jaskier#and he thinks when jaskier sees lambert all this will be over#but they meet#and turns out its not lambert#so lambert is bummed but geralt is paNICKED#because wHo Is iTT?????#he wants to figure it out but he also doesn’t want to reintroduce jaskier to the witcher he is fated to be beside#because Geralt is That Dramatic and has absolutely blown this out of proportion#he introduces Jaskier to Coen#its not Coen#but by now Jaskier has cottoned on because Geralt mistakes quietness for subtlety#but he’s not subtle#jaskier starts teasing him gently#then one night geralt just loses it#and jaskier finds him talking to roach *near tears*#and instead of going away he goes in and stands real close#and roach SHOVES them together and they kiss#and geralt knows and feels that what they have is stronger than Destiny#and then they run into eskel#and its eskel
folk punk music just be like "im too poor to afford a therapist so im going to sing about my trauma over the sound of the jauntiest fucking guitar playing youve ever heard in your goddamn life"
Jaskier ghost wrote this.
Eddie finds a stray cat with kittens but she won’t let him get close so he brings Steve with his mom energy and the cat is just “co-parent found” and immediately starts bringing him the kittens
Ed’s “I can’t believe I’m in love with this dork” faces
Ed & Stede + improv | Our Flag Means Death S1
Sources: x | x | x | x
go off, king… david jenkins casually killing me with every new interview | OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
his dad needs to release it 🤯
COVID is slowly becoming a “third world” disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can’t get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.
Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and “donate” or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go “Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3” when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.
african and latin american countries are also pushed by pfizer to give up sovereign assets as part of their vaccine agreement
Yo europeans, sign the fucking petition, get the european commission to lift the patents
Everyone deserves protection from COVID-19.
This is not a bullshit useless change dot org petition by the way this is an actual thing with legal consequences. If this petition gets to a million signatures, the european commission HAS to examine it.
They need not only a million signatures but to pass thresholds in at least seven member states - which only Belgium has done so so far. Especially if you have Italian, Irish, or Cypriot citizenship, please sign. Sign it in general, but try to circulate if you can to anyone with those nationalities specifically.
231,195 / 1,000,000 signatures as of 10/28/21
237,730 / 1,000,000 signatures as of 11/28/21 and the Signatory Deadline(it has to be signed by this date) is January 8th, 2022.
PLEASE sign, especially if you’re from one of the countries that has not reached it’s threshold. (France, Sweden, Greece, Germany, The Netherlands, Austria…basically every country except Italy and Belgium)
Minimum thresholds must be met in at least five more countries in addition to the 1,000,000 signatures requirement.
The countries closest to reaching their minimum threshold are Ireland(89% of required signatures), France(75%), The Netherlands (75%), Spain (69%), and Cyprus (46%). If you or anyone you know have citizenship in these countries, please sign it, encourage them to sign it, and pass it forward.
If the requirements are met, the European Commission will be forced to examine this and take legal action. Real change is a possibility if enough signatures are collected.
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the way that i'm constantly stressed and don't even have a cool white streak in my hair about it. what's with that.
So I’m having thoughts about Alpha Centauri, and I haven’t seen any of them mentioned anywhere, so here goes.
It’s a common theme in fics that Crowley has some sort of personal attachment to Alpha Centauri, that maybe he made it, and that he really wanted to go there. I’m not saying it’s a bad trope. I’ve read very cool fics about them going for a trip to Alpha Centauri after Armageddon together.
I think we’re reasonably safe to assume Crowley has been to Alpha Centauri as an angel. He knows that it’s always nice this time of year. Now, it is a fairly flippant statement, but we know he helped built a nebula, so maybe he happened to pass by Alpha Centauri on his way to work or something. Maybe he helped make it as well. He doesn’t say, but he might have.
The other common theme about Alpha Centauri is the “it’s a binary star system, two stars locked in orbit around each other, and that’s a metaphor for their relationship”.
Science geek me isn’t quite satisfied reading that one, because it’s a triple star system. Alpha Centauri A and B are more or less sun-sized stars orbiting a common center. They’re pretty close together (their orbits would fit into the Sun/Pluto orbit, which really is pretty close for two stars). They’re orbited by the third star of the system, the red dwarf Proxima Centauri. It’s called “Proxima” because it’s the closest star to Earth. Out of the three components, Proxima is also the only one currently confirmed to have planets. It has two of them.
And that’s an interesting thing, isn’t it? It’s the star closest to Earth. Crowley says, while trying to talk Aziraphale into leaving with him “lots of spare planets up there, nobody will even notice us”. Lots of spare planets. The system he picks has two. By now, surveys for exoplanets have found lots of systems with planets, including systems with planets in their stars’ habitable zone.
The system he picks has one potentially habitable planet. It’s also, far as running away goes, a very interesting choice. Let’s run away from Heaven and Hell, as far as the nearest planet we can reach! … Because that’s it! It’s the nearest planet. Not one that’s far away, hidden in the far and wide stretch of the cosmos where nobody can ever find them. As far as running away goes, on a cosmic scale, Alpha Centauri is like running away from the law and moving in next door instead of fleeing the county. Surely nobody will find you here? One house down the road. Yeah, seems perfectly safe. Very good running away you’re doing.
It goes even further than that. Alpha Centauri A and B are visible to the naked eye from Earth. (Proxima is too dim.) If you were to live on Proxima’s planet, A and B would be the brightest objects in the sky at night by far, but know what would also easily be bright enough to see? The Sun. Our Sun. As a main sequence star a measly four lightyears away, it would be one of Proxima Centauri’s brightest night sky objects. You can’t only see Alpha Centauri from Earth, you will also see Earth’s Sun from Alpha Centauri.
My point here is, Crowley doesn’t choose a far away system to run away to, as would be probably smart. If you’re running away from Heaven and Hell, run away as far as you can. Instead, Crowley wants to run away just the bare minimum he has to. Just far enough to reach the next best star.
He doesn’t choose a safe place to run away to. He chooses a place to run away to from where he will be able to see Earth. It’ll be in his sky, every night. And if it goes up into a big puddle of burning goo, the flash of the explosion will spark on Proxima Centauri’s sky like a supernova. Crowley will be able to see the end of Earth. From a distance, yes, but it will be impossible to miss. Depending how the war goes, how long it lasts, the Heavenly and Hellish fires burning up the Earth might last month, years, centuries. And all this time, the spot in Crowley’s chosen sky where his former home planet was will burn bright and clear. Even without fighting, even after having run, he’ll bear witness. He’d be unable not to.
I think Crowley didn’t pick a star system he worked on eons ago, when he was still an angel. No, he picked the closest thing to Earth, the closest thing to the planet he loves, that he lived on for 6000 years, where he became the person he is now, where he met the only other being he wants to share his life with. He picks the closest thing to home.
To go to to watch home burn. All his plans to stop it have failed. He’s lost hope. He can only run. He wants to take his most important person along, but not really to a safe place. It’s a safer place, yes, by a margin, but it’s also a place where they can continue to do what they’ve done together for 6000 years. Bear witness to Heavenly and Hellish atrocities committed on Earth. Like they bore witness to the Flood and the Crucification. They might not be able to stop it, but they’ll witness it, lighting up the sky from the closest vantage point in the entire universe.
Crowley doesn’t pick Alpha Centauri because it has a lot of personal meaning to him. He picks it because Earth means a lot to him, and even if he leaves, he doesn’t go far.
Excuse the angst. To end not on a bleak note, I have another point to add: remember the thing about the three stars, not two? Remember the relationship metaphor? Suggestion for a new metaphor: the two main stars, A and B, are Crowley and Aziraphale, closely orbiting each other. The third star, always bound to both of them, is Earth/humanity. To say Alpha Centauri is a binary star system leaves out the constant push and pull of the third star on both of them. The system is only stable, and accurately described, if you consider the influence of the third component. Proxima Centauri is a vital component of the Alpha Centauri star system, and Crowley and Aziraphale wouldn’t work the same way, maybe not at all, without the gravitational pull of Earth and its humans.
I love this so much, you’ve no idea.
Also, I looked it up, and apparently from Alpha Centauri, our Sun would be a very bright star just below and on the left of the Cassiopeia’s constellation with its W shape.
Just in case anyone else wants to visualise it and have a good cry
Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture
everyone’s hallucinating. Red guy is having a baby, yellow guy is doing a sick air guitar solo, blue guy is getting shot in slow motion and beige guy just got out of an imaginary divorce.
beige guy just kicked EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WIGGLES IN THE BALLS and is standing in the middle of the carnage, contemplating life
Period cramp simulator on three cis dudes and one trans man
my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it
my gender is hovering over “other” on a form, feeling weird about it, then picking “woman”, then still feeling weird about it
“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
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