I'm sick of water anyway, sick to death of water

18+, zero original content, zero consistency.

[dr-gaytorius]

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[dr-gaytorius]

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it

[deadpigdarling]

nothing soothes me like a young man experiencing excruciating pain and distress

[targetedknowledge]

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[7dmom]

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

[myceliumghost]

A little bit of mold never killed anyone

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[mlarayoukai]

me in the pussy if I'm being honest

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[nezu]

german emotions

[milfsisyphus]

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[things-that-are-not-true]

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

[butt-rice]

are they a good slunge?

[things-that-are-not-true]

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

[herpsandbirds]

[cryptotheism]

Dahling I'm a Chad now

[cryptotheism]

(sticks a single leg out so my flowing palazzo pants drape rakishly over my form) (puts it back)