Cold Toast

they/them • :D • im grown • dilf of the week • Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. I block with no mercy.

[joe-chungus]

Moot check up!!

@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari

How are yall feeling today? :33

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im alive

yall guyz alive??

@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz

[shuichisdarkmistress]

alive and well!!

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth

[alpheiamoth]

Surviving

@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags

[honeyed-dew69]

Alive and somewhat well!

@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2

how yall doin

[floweyrosie]

Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!

@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags

How r u guys 👁👁

[itsdesssuyo]

hella sleep deprived and working on some art

@rasp-de-berry @ravenbc @xiaxiaoo @neodith @sothisish0witends @misteria247

What's the status report Kowalski 🌻

[xiaxiaoo]

(ty for the tag :3) Well. i broke down for 2 hours in front of my family but then my sibling comforted me with twisted wonderland 🥹 ✌️

@neodith @xxc0ffeeb1tzxx @orkiidorkii @never-evil @freakunderthecouch @jackab36 open tags

How are my divas doing

[xxc0ffeeb1tzxx]

Missing the husband but other than that alive (sadly)

how are y’all

@hollownautilus-world @no-one-offical

@lucifer666kingofducks @imsocooltrusttt @billhookbillybob @lucifer-offical <- metetron offical moot

[themostrandommoon]

I mean

alive

@fangirlmenace @mer-acle @animehaircolors @temu-offical you?

[fangirlmenace]

Pretty great right now :D

@the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @iammentallystable16 @pipatetka-be-cranking how we doing fam?

[the-eccentric-of-notre-dame]

i just slayed in a performance and also got slapped hard across the arm with a sword❤️ I’m having an awesome time

@stars-and-sharks

[amazingdylan]

hell yeah we cooked with the performance bro!! i'm at home watching d&p because when am i not

@fionanotonfire @teamyuri @tyrannosaurus021 @ang3l-ocean how are you guys doing :]

[chewing-on-lead]

alive not especially well but alive

@kiwistarrrzz @piercetheviih @starry-eyed-stag @hamcheesesammich @gettingfurtheraway @planticassy

how r u guys ??

[piercetheviih]

Alive, pretty well and pretty sad at the same time 💔

@yeotozaki @sell-my-soul @saltnburnbaby @therealholdenworther @basementgerardlover69 @ashi3pashie

[saltnburnbaby]

doin oki<3 thank you for asking<3

although I do have a speech coming up and all that, so it's a bit stressful and just family crap.

But, I have been meditating, washing my face twice a day, (i took an everything shower the other day), and I have been brushing my teeth twice a day consistently for a while now; which is a huge win for me (since my depression was getting to me for a hot minute)

𓆩𓆪𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼: 

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @ashwinchester67

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @cantchooseafav

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @avyofthemegacoven

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @haychester

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @saltcirclesigil

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @piercetheviih

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @raewritesfiction

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sssunfjower

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @oversaturatedsunrise

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @malfunctioning-froog

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @zyahthestickmanguy

(comment this emoji, 💚, if you want to be added to my general tag-list!!)

[avy-reblogs]

I’m oki, im freakin exhausted tho. First day of work and im up before the asscrack of dawn 😂😭

How bout you?:

@lookingskyward @zyahthestickmanguy @blueeyesblueties @dandelions4dew @yourfavnerd1412 @luci-short-for-lucifer

[yourfavnerd1412]

i'm alive. the weather's finally warming up where I live, so progressively better.

how have my internet besties been?

@lun4rm00nzz @yourlocalhaemogoblin @soft-salt-and-moonlight @johnnydontleaveme

(also, @avy-reblogs, 'the asscrack of dawn' is probably the funniest thing i've read in weeks, tbh. it sounds kinda familiar, so i'm thinking dean may have said it once, lol.)

[yourlocalhaemogoblin]

im still getting on with it, thanks for checking in 🫶

how bout yall?

@thekingofkaumidy @groovygothicgnome @goneb4thesunrise @onyxxxxxxxxxxxxx @axelmanicconstantpanic @lunalighting512 @i-eat-asphalt @labradoodlelove @calcium-is-screaming @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant

[axelmanicconstantpanic]

I'm alright, busy as always but working on it yk.

Thanks for checking up!!

@emo-rateo @okcoolthanks @axolotl-123 @teapotmouse2763 @emo-oreos

[emo-rateo]

Stressed as hell WHY DO EXAMS EXIST WHY CAN'T MY RESUME JUST SAY "I'M GOOD AT SCHOOL TRUST ME BRO"

Fuck the world :(

No preassuee tAgs - @cuntnikida @echoingstepps @youcanchangetheseright @xx-xxm1lklv3ndr-t-33py666xx-xx @sillylittleraspberries @ouppy-offical

[ouppy-offical]

crying over musical theater but otherwise decent

learning istanbul by tmbg on violin

@dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme @ghostychay my buddies my friends how are yoouuuu

[ghostychay]

crusty, learning vienna on piano recently, gonna work on a heavymedic animation project with my mutual > @pyropuppytf2

@untimelytophat @leoishereithink

[leoishereithink]

Im doing pretty good! I started reading The Autobiography of Malcom X earlier and now im listening to music and drawing which is what I do like every day ^^

@ungodlycreature2 @teh-holyflip @theabsolutelycrackheadboy-girl @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @y4likej4zzp3r @galaxia048 @keyboardsmashorsomething @feralfagfreak @evilmainefries @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @ashelf66

[ashelf66]

Im doing good. Been playing Saints Row 4 recently.

@galaxia048 @appledognugget @chrisberi2 @dying-pen-offical

[appledognugget]

I’m sittin in the sunshine eating a bigass bagel

Literally awesomesauce,,,

@socksthebat @razorslash87 @proxxicles @totallynotmimic1-m2

[socksthebat]

spent the morning snuggling with my cat so I'm feeling very coolio :D

@that-one-fuckass-stone-image @shrimp-lord-of-hell @singusasongchousthepigeonman

[shrimp-lord-of-hell]

Just woke up but my brain's in my head today and I'm planning on getting a lot done so I'm excited :>

@sillygoobr64 @mothribs @ernycek

[mothribs]

I’m a little tired and (unsurprisingly) my joints hurt but other than that I’ve been pretty good :D

@luckylues @red52z @call-me-chips @thunder-dexy @shycroissanti @foreign-starlight @freak-went-void @hopingitdontbreak @maggotbrainzzzz @clovercatofficial

[freak-went-void]

A tired but i had a really productive day yesterday and I'm wearing a sweater i thrifted the other day that has foxes on it which is making me really happy so ye :)

@sunny-luna @shimp-r-bugs @acetrashgremlin @shrimpothy @bluebiblemana

[shrimpothy]

procrastinating. eepy. tummy ourt . feel like im in the backrooms. tbh a little upset about my current hyperfixation overshadowing my previous hyperfixations because i miss them but also my current one gives me more dopamine rn so obviously i’m gonna focus on that one instead… but yk. ermmm lowkey accidentally keep ghosting ppl bc shrimp has been busy. whoops

yeh

now go, my moots, @lilmisslunan @longshrimp @olliegolliegee @rat-detector-15 @spaghettihell @mysterypigeon @everydayknifeday @crypticpuffin @im-pants @mackonfire @eatingsuperglue @groggle @in-your-wallz @eatin-bread-n-cryin @dustybookcover @shark-tranny @sootsprithrrerer @bananaterracotta-pie @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @sillypupsponge @mister-dorian-gay @the-very-existent-entity @dogboycarriebrownstein @a-rather-large-group-of-fags @50-shades-of-gay23 @misterantenna @fartmoney69 @cq-cucumber @cold--toast @faultybat186 @sniledon @rowboat331 @shrimpshrampshromp @longshrimp @shrimpy5545

[cold--toast]

just about

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[dogwithglasses]

Bougar

[satyrradio-deactivated20250513]

Bougar

[cold--toast]

Bougar

[cold--toast]

This is just like It Was A Gouger

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“but if i tell Friend/Family/Partner about my needs instead of being a silently beleaguered doormat, they won’t want to be around me anymore!” that’s called the trash taking itself out and it’s the kinder but slightly less fun alternative to hitting them with sticks and rocks

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just saw the saddest tiktok in the world that purported “im not like other girls, i dont masturbate because i know it would make disinterested in men forever” baby girl you have to jack off and never talk to a man again im literally begging you.

[eroscestlavie]

we all have at least one friend who's always like I want a relationship <3 but they're living in some kind of shed on a mountain #ComeDownFromYourShed

[maidthings]

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

[digi-log-conversation]

girls are asking me to "touch the brea st

[maidthings]

Unsentence mix my post at once foul harlot.

[crewdlydrawn]

se x my fo ot.

[hillhomed]

my ponysona🐎

[innerchildabortionclinic]

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

[despazito]

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[libraford]

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

[weshallbekind]

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.

[mckitterick]

Code-switching - Wikipedia

code-switching matters for communicating across cultures of all varieties

[mawofthemagnetar]

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.