Wasteland Witch

Witch, f, 25, Poland, mostly games (Skyrim, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Fallout, Saints Row, The Witcher, Dishonored, Batman Arkham, Dead Rising) and maybe some art. Forever vanilla Cully Wully and nerdy Archangel space boyfriend Garrus Vakarian.

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪The new moon on April 15 is supercharged for transformation. Think huge quantum leap, some of the biggest life changes of 2018 are happening this month. Surrender to the flow. Let the magic happen.‬

[noonymoon]

i can totally feel it ♡♡♡

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Shepard on Turians

Nihlus:

Shepard: whoa

Saren:

Shepard: WHOA!

Garrus:

Shepard: wHoA!!1!!

[kiefbowl]

“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

[victoriousvocabulary]

Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.

Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden (The Orphan’s Tales)

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[dallassantos-deactivated2018012]

Ok… Let’s do it!!!!

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[cursivewind]

I wholeheartedly believe in this

[herssian]

do u want these me:a sketches

[hawke-vas-normandy]

how to get over mass effect:

1) you don’t

[legityoots]

me whenever someone mentions mass effect:

[karenkitty90]

My life.

[biowareproblems]

Still by far my most popular post.

[commander-hot-pants]

Happy -137th Birthday, Shepard.

[flyingraijinn]

(✿•‿•) Nice

[crowholtz]

a very beautiful man.

[tethrasing-deactivated20170803]