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they/them.

[princessmo]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[sosuperawesome]

Porcelain Dream Shoppe on Etsy

[itchy-9884]

[huffylemon]

I don’t feel like posting today so

[cryptologicalmystic]

BILL NYE!!!!!!

[huffylemon]

ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.

[zirc0nium-pants-deactivated2023]

YEAAAAH!!!

[wickedcriminal]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[strawdogs]

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

[idk-my-aesthetic]

They used to let us show tits

[old-manrupee]

They used to let us show tits

[fuks]

[citrineghost]

Needed work

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

[yuumei-art]

My Terrarium Life series~ 

I first started these drawings to celebrate all the fun things we can still do while in quarantine. 1 year later, and not much has changed lol And that’s when I realized I’ve always lived the hermit life.

The last image is the first one I made, back when toilet paper and Nintendo Switch were all sold out lol I dreamed of having both…

[toastbutteregg]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Your impact on other people is bigger than you think. Someone still giggles when they think of that funny thing you said. Someone still smiles when they think of the compliment you gave them. Someone silently admires you. The advice you give has made a difference for people. The support and love you've offered others has made someone's day. Your input and opinions have made someone think twice. You're not insignificant and forgotten. Your existence makes a positive difference, whether you see it or not.

[albertserra]

Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English.... abomination

[gerardpilled]

[caspop]

Explain? Please?

[gerardpilled]

1. Battle Angel Alita manga gains popularity outside of Japan

2. James Cameron reads said manga

3. Cameron, hot off a successful movie run, is inspired while at the same time wanting to create a show

4. Creates and writes show Dark Angel, casting Jensen Ackles in a reoccurring supporting role

5. Show about genetically enhanced characters features “heat” as something characters go through

6. Show gets canceled after 2 seasons. Jensen Ackles is now unemployed.

7. Supernatural airs 3 years later, with Jensen Ackles as the main character

8. RPF becomes massively popular for the show to avoid the main incest pairing with canon characters

9. Fanfic AU inspired by Ackle’s stint on Dark Angel morphs multiple existing tropes, creating first official ABO (omegaverse) story for Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki

10. Omegaverse becomes wildly popular, spreading across multiple fandoms and variations

11. Omegaverse novels begin to get published, including by Addison Cain and Zoey Ellis who both wrote het omegaverse novels

12. Cain files DMCA against Ellis, with Cain claiming to have invented het omegaverse

13. Lawsuit finds its way to court, becoming the Omegaverse Litigation case, and bringing omegaverse to the public’s knowledge

[lottleyco]

[royharper]

i think white leftists should probably be quiet if they can't defend the idea of men wearing dresses and skirts without defaulting to "men in the east are feminine" or "men of color from x culture wore feminine clothing" bc you're still prescribing a white western idea of masculinity and femininity to clothing. like regardless of whatever point you're trying to make, and i do understand the point, falling back on referring to the traditional clothing of men from nonwhite cultures as "feminine" is not only an incredibly westernized perception but it's also just. kinda racist imo. there are plenty of ways to shut down the idea that men and women have to dress a certain way without projecting western perceptions of what's socially acceptable onto men of color.

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

[Video id:

John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.

John: "...my hand in front of my face-"

Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"

John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.

Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.

John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."

Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."

John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."

End id]

[notoriousmasc]

so apparently my city has a superhero. and a supervillain. who like, do activism. and. my mom. is dating the supervillain.

[notoriousmasc]

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

so basically. tl;dr. my town has superheroes and supervillains in it and my mom has decided to date a supervillain

[notoriousmasc]

update: theyre engaged

[theawkwardvirgin]

Black Widow has a billboard and runs around with batons.

[captainlordauditor]

[davidmann95]

People shit on Tumblr - and I know I’m biased because it’s my blogging platform of choice - but where else on god’s earth do you get shit like this

[catchymemes]