look I've realised I'm stuck on this site forever

what. the fuck do people put here. anyways I've never seen this site on desktop and I count that among my many blessings bye

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[saint-fae]

My partner and spouse of 22 years has abandoned me without warning. I'm in complete shock. I'm disabled and chronically ill. I haven't worked in over 10 years, I haven't lived on my own in over 10 years as well. This is the worst pain I've ever experienced in my entire life. All I do is cry. I'm being forced to find a job and get an apartment by myself. I've been given a month to do both of these tasks by myself. I have no family. All of my friends are far away. I have no one locally that I can turn to. I'm so scared. I've been having panic attacks every day. I can't eat or sleep. I'm living my worst nightmare.

If anyone would like to donate to help keep me alive and build a new life, I have pypl and cshapp.

PP: Saintsilence6

CA: Saintsilence

Thank you so much for any kindness shown. Reblogs are also appreciated. Every dollar goes towards keeping me fed, medicated, housed, and alive. Thank you.💙

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[lmaonade]

Donate to Assist Jamie in Overcoming Debt Crisis, organized by James Bowker

hi there my name is jamie, im a trans disabled artist and this isnt the first … James Bowker needs your support for Assist Jamie in Over

hi! i need help desperately again! please check the campaign for more information. things continue to just pile up i cannot get ahead. please share, i'm trying so hard to get my life on track but i just keep getting setback over and over. this time partially by dental costs. i hate posting these i really do. i dont have any other option.

[lmaonade]

thank you all for the help so far. the shares mean the world to me, please help me keep pushing forward

[lmaonade]

i know i’m asking a lot but i’m disabled and hardly can work longer than 4-5 hour shifts. odds are stacked against me. please share, i’m so close to a bit of stability but i just cant get ahead.

[lmaonade]

you know what. i’m done feeling pathetic. i’m asking for help. i am a trans girl who has a major disability and i am just trying to pay off my absurd medical debt so i can manage to secure housing. i just want to live. i just want to be allowed to exist. please share this. please donate if you’re capable. i’m desperate but i’m not going to feel guilty anymore.

i need help. this amount of money would change my entire life. please consider sharing. thank you.

[lmaonade]

please help me!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[innerchildabortionclinic]

every time I see extra virgin olive oil at work I think of that "lightly fucked?" olive oil meme. one sec let me find it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[decladams]

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

[thinkingofausername]

1:45 -> oh neat there's 15 minutes left

1:47 -> yeah no it's 2pm

[vacuously-true]

The man ICE executed in the streets in Minneapolis today was named Alex Pretti.

The occupation killed Nicole Good and Alex Pretti? Observers Pretti and Good? It's a bit on the nose don't you think? Christ

Get these fucking murdering fascists out of my city. For the sake of Pretti & Good!

[vacuously-true]

HER LAST WORDS (to the agent who would kill her) WERE "I'M NOT MAD AT YOU."

HIS LAST WORDS (to people he was assisting as ICE shoved them and used chemical weapons on them) WERE "ARE YOU OKAY."

HER LAST WORDS WERE "I'M NOT MAD AT YOU." HIS WERE "ARE YOU OKAY."

DOMESTIC TERRORISTS MY ASS.

They were not domestic terrorists. They were our neighbors. They were Pretti & Good.

THEY WERE PRETTI & GOOD.

[thechekhov]

His name was Alex Pretti. He was a 37 year old nurse who worked in the ICU of the VA hospital. He was a US citizen, born in Illinois, with no criminal record.

Alex was murdered by ICE for exercising his 1A rights to stand up for those who are having their 4A rights violated. He was lawfully carrying a firearm on his person, and peacefully maintaining his 2A rights, but never brandished his weapon or threatened violence. His last act before his life was needlessly taken was to help a nearby female protestor who ICE forcefully shoved to the ground. Alex was then sprayed in the face, tackled by a group of six or more agents, beaten repeatedly in the head with a blunt object, disarmed of the pistol that was still sitting in his waistband while covering his face with his hands, and then he was shot a minimum of 5 times, killing him on the spot. [...] He posed no threat to them.

It is not a crime to lawfully carry a pistol in an open carry state, and it is not a justification for murder.

Don't believe the lies the DHS and this administration are trying to spread. Watch the videos. Trust what you're seeing and what you're feeling, not what they're trying to tell you. Your integrity is worth more than your loyalty to any one person or cause.

Video of the execution:

Watch unnamed | Streamable

Watch "unnamed" on Streamable.

You can clearly see an ICE agent pick up his legally owned firearm before another unloads his gun into Alex.

This was an unjustified murder in broad daylight and the administration are trying to cover it up.

Spread these videos far and wide. They are already lying and calling him a terrorist.

Edit: Here are 3 views synced and slowed:

Watch ice three angles 50% speed | Streamable

Watch "ice three angles 50% speed" on Streamable.

(source of the reddit post that collected these videos)

[yurivettxe]

a moment of weakness

[eroscestlavie]

lesbian texting their straight guy friends: it genuinely worries me that people are going to start with Vineland and get turned off to Pynchon forever. it’s not even that challenging but it’s like…others from him are so superior in basically every way?? this happened with Inherent Vice too like ok let’s all KILL OURSELVES

lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???

lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Don’t worry.

lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 🫶 seriously I mean it.

lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same way—that this is the year my father’s corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.

lesbian texting their lesbian girl friends: do you think Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is a woman

[lamignonette]

[foreskinniest]

it's just me and my mei nus on this bitch of a website

[fredersen]

shrimply having a wonderful fishmastime

[fredersen]