[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[kitchenalia]

ah yes, the Teenage Girl Phase that we all go through. the one where we agonize over our weird feelings for girls & read horror & feel half-dead, far too able to relate to murdered girls in media & daydream about being non-corporeal & dabble in witchcraft & sink into depression & try to scrub ourselves raw every time a boy touches us & feel directionless because what we want doesn’t line up with what we’re supposed to want…

or is that version not sexy and cute enough for men to want to fantasize and write about

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[bluejayblueskies]

[moghedien]

it is so funny when you realize that by drow standards, especially drow noble house and ESPECIALLY Baenre standards, Minthara is the woke liberal

She is willing to work with men in leadership positions even post-mind control and she will actually compliment and admire their tyrannical prowess

She will argue that the refugees in Baldur’s Gate should be enslaved because it’s practical and better for them that way, not because they’re weak lesser races that deserve to be subjugated

Like she probably gets called a libtard at Spider Thanksgiving every year while all her relatives are trying to poison each other

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[leebrontide]

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TATTOO ARTISTS!

[libraford]

I belive that Mitch McConnell can do anything Lindsay Graham can do.

🦀

[libraford]

You know, they say deaths like this typically occur in three's.

[libraford]

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[dduane]

KOSA again, with a different name… and they’re trying to sneak it past you before July 4th. CALL YOUR REPS!

The KIDS Act Would Require Age Checks To Get Online

Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation p

Like the man said…the shadow takes another form and ruses again. Time to make some calls and let them know we’re watching.

[fremedon]

Just called my senator and the aide said "Yeah, you're not the first person we've heard from about this today." It is 9:45 in the morning and she already had that weary tone.

So keep calling--the needle is moving!

[kink-tomato]

Some highlights from IwtV Twitter 👩‍🎤🧛‍♂️

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[victusinveritas]

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[dragondoodling]

My theory on how Qifrey’s story will end is that he will get the curse removed but still eventually completely lose his vision.

This might be a cold take, but I just feel like that’s the most meaningful and sensible way to end it. Because if you think about it, Qifrey is about pushing on, hoping for the future, and clawing your way to living: it would defeat the point to kill him. However, Qifrey also shows the difficulty of a visual impairment in a sight based ableist society (much like Tartah). I think it would cheapen Qifrey’s struggles to have him just get his sight back. It would just be so interesting to see this powerful witch go completely blind and see how he works with it. Does he have the muscle memory to keep drawing spells? Will he be able to keep teaching his apprentices? Would Olruggio help him through it? Will he just settle down and retire with his family?

So much could be explored in this conclusion

[thelioninmybed]

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[asterofthevoid]

Not to be forgotten is "he said that because that's what they wanted to hear, and you took it as his core philosophy "

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[thispostisaboutwarriorsnow]

#would you guys believe me if i said this happens in warrior cats

this post is about warrior cats now