So Many Video Games, Too Little Time

Video games and TV shows sprinkled with some humor.

[everythingfox]

“Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair.”

(Source)

[gameplaydaily]

SHADOW OF THE TOMB RAIDER ➨ Lara Croft

[benditlikekorra]

Incredible [x]

[thrusticus]

[sketchydrawer]

love legion

[sevarate]

[mcdonalds-free-wifi]

me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time

[water-weaving]

i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...

[water-weaving]

im??

[water-weaving]

come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes

[sa2ha]

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can’t loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

[virginiaisforhaters]

the only news I want to read

[bonersniper]

THEN WHY WAS PRIDE CANCELLED???

[dappermouth]

Caught against the broken fence, a strand of ash and hair.

[thimblings]

thanks cassandra

(prompt from asolitaryrose - josie/adaar “first impressions”)

[hedgehog-moss]

Told my mum to make sure to wear boots when she goes in the woods because I saw a viper the other day, and she said “When I was a kid I used to catch snakes, occasionally a little viper, and tie them around the doorknob of my bedroom so my brothers wouldn’t dare to enter and I’d have some peace.” I was like, didn’t Grandma mind finding venomous snakes hanging from the doorknobs in her house? and she said pensively “Sometimes she threw them out the window. Sometimes she said she didn’t want to interfere in our ‘children’s business’“

[halloweenatdusk]

(x)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The ghosts and monsters and shit are still going to be rising from the underworld for their one night a year of freedom, just now they will be socially distancing.