AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYEĀ CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?
I think Iām in love with the opās
I will always reblog this every July 4th.
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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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@compass-and-keys
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYEĀ CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?
I think Iām in love with the opās
I will always reblog this every July 4th.
A Valuable Lesson
Ahem, so, I just learned a valuable lesson for all of us. You know that one Tumblr post, about baking cookies at 3 million degrees for one second? Putting those Walmart Pillsbury sugar cookies in the microwave is an equivalent to that. I fucked up. They had been in there for maybe 45 seconds and the microwave started smoking and all hell broke loose after that- the dogs went crazy, there was a flying can of tomato sauce, smoke was *everywhere* and the cookies were on fire. Just... don't try to bake cookies in the microwave...
I don't show my tears. These are the tears of those who have died in sorrow. If I can clear that sorrow, then I'll carry all of their burdens!
Black*Star
a few small haunted houses.
fucking woah, this is so good
Iām blown away.
I love this so much and for some reason it kind of makes me want to cry?
Yo what the fuck is an anomaly?
Apparently its a large mammal who eats ants
No no no thatās an Ant eater. An anomaly is when you have no personal traits, like a name.
No, youāre thinking ofĀ āanonymous.ā Anomaly is the 51st element on the periodic table.Ā
No, thatās antimony. Anomaly is when you say sorry for something youāve done wrong.
Youāre thinking of an apology. An anomaly is a sea creature with lots of tentacles that lives stuck to a rock.
no, thatās an anemone.Ā An anomaly is when someone gets a divorce but still has to financially support their ex.
Thatās alimony. Anomaly is the capital of New York.
No, thatās Albany. An anomaly is the representation of abstract ideas or principles by characters, figures, or events in narrative form.
no, thats alegory. anomaly is an excuse you use to prove you havent committed a crime
No, thatās an aliby. Anomaly is an intense feeling of nervousness or worry.
Well gosh dilly darn, thatās anxiety boy-yo! Anomaly is the study of human societies, cultures and their development!
No, thatās anthropology. Anomoly is a deep-seated feeling of dislike
No thatās Antipathy.Ā Anomaly is a goats cheese from Cyprus.
Isn't an anomaly just some weird thing that doesn't fit into the norm and doesn't usually happen?
Hey :) I know this question might not belong here but Iām so confused and donāt know who else to ask :ā) Recently whenever I pick flowers the next day their petals are gone. I canāt explain why this happens and I also canāt find anything on the internet. It happened indoors and outdoors with two different kind of flowers. I do have a feeling this happens on purpose but I just donāt get it.
The Fae Speak:
First, he wants to know why you are picking flowers. Theyāre going to die if you pick them. That is mean. Second, heās saying that if they are dying instantly like that, those probably arenāt solely flowers, but either Fae or flowers that are in need of the Faery touch to survive. So basically you are killing the essence of them. Stop doing it. Youāre being very cruel and rude. Those are sacred plants that need the essence from the Fae where they are from.
Why do people have to pick flowers? Why can't they plant them?
āWhat is your purpose here?ā
āI play, your majesty. I played when the Tower of Babylon fell and Alexander the Great passed away. I sang to the music of Romeās burning.ā Xe smiled sweetly. āWould you like a song, your majesty?ā
āA song? No, I shanāt accept a song from you, however beautiful it might be.ā The king says, wary and cautious of the child that sits in his court.
Sheās a strange young girl, fond of word play and in no way does she resemble the young girls of the kingdom he reigns over, nor any other heās ever visited. Sheās clad in flowers and vines and a brightly coloured dress with jagged edges, as if it were giant leaves sewn together yet, if one were to touch them, the king is sure that he would cut himself. Silver hair, short and curly, adorns her head and her golden eyes search the room, memorising each face and carefully watching the shadows. The girl wears a broad grin - impish and unsettling in the way that she looks at him.
āOh?ā She asks, disappointment giving way to her malevolent curiosity, āAnd why is that?ā
The child cocks her head to the side with a dangerous twinkle to her eyes. King Williamās heart stutters for a moment, skipping a beat in fear - he thinks the child has fangs.
āWell,ā He says, choosing his words carefully after a moment of thought, āYouāve yet to give me your name.ā
Her eyes light up, āMy name?ā She cheers, āI do like names, I am calledā¦ā The child trails off, her eyes narrow as she looks at him, pulling apart his calculated words, āAh, very clever, Iām impressed,ā she tells the king, knowingly tapping her nose, āNo, I shanāt give you my name just like you shanāt accept my song. However, you may call me by this: Cirrus.ā
William sighs, she almost fell for his trick, even so, the two both withhold their names and neither has power over the other. With all his dealings with the fair folk - which have been few and far between - heās never tricked even one and has fallen for most himself. If you repay favour though, they let you go; he has always made certain to repay the favour.
āAnd when do you leave, Miss Cirrus?ā He asks, ensuring that his words make no request of her, he wants no favours to repay. The Fair Folk are in no way fair and he wants no more half truths, especially not from one so old as this.
āAny time I like, I should suppose, though youāre much more interesting to me than Arthur. I think I should like to stay longer.ā The child tells him, her voice light and carefree.
āMore interesting than Arthur? How so?ā King William wonders aloud to her.
āHe always fell for my tricks,ā She cackles viciously, āHe got boring so fast. In fact, he fell faster than Rome and we whisked him away leaving just his sword in the stone. Oh, those did make for such good songs.ā Cirrus sighs wistfully.
āI should think they would.ā King William agrees, for the songs of the fae always are beautiful, but listening gives them power over you and that is something he does not want.
āIād like a song now, I think.ā Cirrus tells him, pausing to think of a tune before she starts to sing.
The King does not give her a chance to sing, āThen I shall do you a favour and sing you a song.ā He sees her eyes widen, realising that she is caught, finally, in one of his tricks with no chance to protest, for he has already started to sing.
āI shall not be whisked away,
Until it comes upon the day,
When I have turned old and grey,
Oh, fearād lady of the fae,
I have no favours to repay,
So do not sing a song to me,
For within your words I easy see,
Many, many dangers loom,
No words of yours may be my doom,
Oh fearād lady of the fae,
I have no favours to repay,
And yet Iām neither old nor grey,
So sadly lady of the fae,
It seems that you must go away,
And with that your favour is repaid,ā
He sings to her an enchanting tune in a lilting voice that she cannot bear not to listen to though it traps her and binds her with the power of a favour.
āAre the Fair Folk not welcome in your kingdom, Edgar?ā She questions, using his false name despite the fact it gives her no more power over him than sheās ever had.
William shakes his head, āThe Fair Folk deal in tricks and half-truths. I like to keep my kingdomās people safe,ā He grins at her, secure with the knowledge of his one-time victory.
āThen I must go, dear Edgar, I am bound to repay the favour I owe you.ā She states, sadness and disappointment clear in the way she speaks.
He watches her stand, hair and skin shimmering like the moon on water, and walk away from his throne towards the great doors of the courtroom. She turns to him with one last glance, steps into the shadows and disappears.
William slumps, relieved, in his throne. It is neither the first nor the last he shall see of Cirrus, who tells him a different name every time they meet, for he never tells her that she cannot come back.
Important info if you have friends/family with adhd/add
I want to add that if you see them repeating things to themselves they might be trying to focus on not forgetting something
Also if you speak to them and it seems like theyre paying attention to you but they reply with something out of context they might have had a hard time trying to process what you said, they werent ignorning you
This hits home for me
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for themĀ
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This is the best thing
Sleep under the light of the moon, in the center of the fairy ring.
A few previous designs without a tail, except the quadrupeds. Not sure to give them one yet, their balance doesnāt depend on it.
Donāt want to waste those pretty colors.Ā (;ļ¹;)
what made you think this was okay
An example of seemingly very slight and simple changes surprising enough to be AWESOME.
Holy shit, what an amazing monster conceptā¦.
Great design Super creepy but on the edge of being familiar and liked.
Those are Glashtyn and Kelpie, right-?
This personā¦. fixes butterfliesā¦.. š¦
Amazing
every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time
CONTACT CEMENT, IāM TELLING YOU
this is one of the most gentle demonstrations of kindness Iāve ever seen. has me tearing up haha bye
Cries
I want to be able to do something like this-
Writer Speaks:
Had a very weird dream just now, where I was looking at my son, and he turned to me, but his face wasnāt different and not his. It was this grinning mischievous looking impish face with black eyes squinting in its grin. Startled, it shook the dream from my head, but then I realized I was thinking about what I had just dreamed, when I had had inadvertently slipped back to sleep picturing my son, again, and behind him on the wall, his shadow was a goatsās.
At first, I thought it might have been Atri, pretending to be my son, again, but heās never ever appeared or given my any indications of a goat like presence. Atri gives off āroots and trees.ā
Pucas are often associated with goats, as they're shapeshifters.
The wolves of the apocalypse I guess? I donāt know-
I listened toĀ āPale White Horseā by the Oh Hellos a few too many times.
Did I buy more books? Yes
Did I need more books? No
Do I have space for more books? No
Repeat
Dearie, you donāt get it, do you.?
You have only seen the fun loving of our kind,
those who dance in the star light and mean no harm.
Those beautiful folk that dance and sing their nights away.
Sure, I may also sing away the nights, and dance to jovial tunes, but beware for not all of us are fun and games.
Weāll rip you to shreds for fun, and have you dance away your youth.
Our crowns are not all flowers and even the prettiest of flowers can have thorns.
The nectar that flows out of these lips can be poison or delicious.
Our skin may be rugged with scales and our fingers may be defiled with claws.
Our body may be misshapen and scarred.
No, my dear, we are not particularly evil, depends on whom you ask.
Most certainly, we are most definitely not harmless, but we are not heartless as well.
Beware when you handle us, for our beauty may be grostique and ghastly. And you will know not of our kindness, if warry are your steps not, but if you watch well, our loyalty you may acquire.
Vanadinite
Locality: Mibladen Mining District, Midelt Province, Draa-Tafilalet Region, Morocco
Size:Ā 8.5 x 7.5 cm
At first I was all like,Ā āWhy did someone glue a bunch of pieces of wood together?ā
and then I realized what it was and I said really loudly,
āOH THATāS A ROCK!ā