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oozey mess
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes

JBB: An Artblog!
Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
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$LAYYYTER

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@complimentsgalore
Cooling down ☀️
Puppy
Nora: Sex with Jaune?
Ruby: Good.
Nora: Sex with Jaune, but you act like a puppy.
Ruby: ...Better.
First Penny fanart✨
so uh tagging game
The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!
OHHH EMU?? Not bad
tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS
Thanks, @kendokhaotic
I'm gonna assume photo because the last fictional character in my gallery is video of Kinger and Caine in that "MEMORY WIPE" clip.
Looks like I'm stuck with two pardners for 8 hours.
@noneatnonedotcom @sketchfan85 @gorillageek27 @epic-arc @intooned @redheartedtramp @decreare @caspianjupiter @tokufan700 @lar-mx and everyone else~!
HOW?
@amethyst-raptor06 @adm-starblitzsteel-4305 @lionpatriot13 @howlingday @itsupermanti @true-king-of-monsters @rocknroll7575 @rwby-encrusted-blog @eavmjsc
Oh, I'm chilling with Human Igneel?
Fuck I might not even have to take a flight, I might just ride this guy... BECAUSE HE'S A DRAGON!
@reibocca-blog @complimentsgalore @fall0fdark @epic-arc
this is the last thing I saved since I shared it with a friend but I'm gonna have my very own digimon. this is either very good or very VERY bad. @reibocca-blog @arc-misadventures2
A Simple Mistake
Blake: ...
Jaune: ...
Kali: Hmm~!
Blake: Jaune.
Jaune: Y-Yes Blake?!
Blake: Can you please... Please explain this.
Jaune: T-This? Uhh... W-What's this?
Blake: Well... While I wouldn't be upset with finding you in my bed. Naked at that is all the better~!
Jaune: T-Thank you...
Blake: But, finding you naked in bed with my mother, with the room reeking of sex is something else.
Jaune: Ahh-hahaha...
Kali: Mmm~! It's been years since I woke up naked in a lovers embrace~! It was wonderful~!
Blake: It really is~! No wait! Mother! Cover yourself up!
Kali: No~!
Jaune: I better cover up too...?!
BK: Absolutely not!
Jaune: Okay...
Blake: So... care to explain yourself now?
Jaune: Okay well... Remember that tea you made for me?
Blake: I made you tea?
Jaune: Yeah, the tea in the mug over there.
Blake: Hmm? Oh! That tea! Y-Yes that tea...
Jaune: Well, you told me to drink it. So I took some, I didn't like it so I left most of it over there. I was going to finish it, but when I came back to your room, I started feeling... dizzy...
Kali: Dizzy?
Jaune: And, well... I was going to go to bed, but I suddenly felt... hot... And, I thought I saw you by the bed... And... everything got blurry after that...
Kali: Then please, allow me to finish the story.
Blake: Please do, I would like to know why you're in my room too.
Kali: Very well. Well, I was looking for your ribbon.
Blake: My ribbon, why were you looking for it?
Kali: I needed it for... something...
Blake: Something?
Kali: That doesn't matter. Back to the story. I was looking for your ribbon, when Jaune came into the room. I was about to call out to him when he grabbed me from behind, and started fondling my breasts~!
Blake: He what?!
Jaune: I did what?!
Kali: I would have screamed at you, but your large callous hands felt to good on my body~! Especially when you were feeling up my breasts, and started undressing me~!
Jaune: I stripped you?!
Kali: I am naked darling.
Jaune: Oh right, sorry. Please continue.
Kali: Well, I was going to tell Jaune it was me. but then you started biting my neck~!
Jaune: I did what?!
Kali: You started biting my neck, and instead of calling you out, and saying it was me, and not Blake. I started moaning out your name instead~!
Jaune: O-Oh...
Kali: Speaking off, since you bit my neck so much, did you leave any hickies on my neck?
Blake: He did not le...
Jaune: There's quite a few...
Kali: Oh~?
Blake: Jaune!
Jaune: Sorry...
Kali: Don't be, I gave you plenty of your own~!
Jaune: You did?!
Blake: Grr...! Continue with your story Mom.
Kali: Well, after Jaune stripped me... You're quite deft with your hands Jaune.
Jaune: Thank you...?
Kali: You must have plenty of experienced with Blake~!
Blake: Mom?!
Kali: And, after that he pushed me on the bed, and stripped himself. Quite quickly at that. Used to having quickies~?
Blake: Mom, what are you...?!
Jaune: Blake is rather horny at times, so I've learned to be quick at undressing.
Blake: Jaune?!
Kali: Oh-ho~!
Jaune: What? How many times have we been caught in the act?
Blake: You don't need to tell her!
Jaune: She asked?!
Blake: No she didn't!
Kali: I was going to~!
Blake: Mom?!
Kali: Back to the story; After we were both naked, and Jaune had pushed me on the bed, he climbed on, and put his 'long sword' in my 'sheath~?'
Blake: Mom?!
Kali: Bareback I might add~!
Blake: MOM?!
Kali: Then he took me from so many positions, each time he exploded inside me~! Doggy style, to mating press, standing, against your standing mirror, I loved that one in particular. To end with cow girl where I fell on tome of Jaune, and we fell asleep in each other's embrace. Where you found us in Blake~!
Jaune: Whoa... w-we did all of that...? No wonder I'm so sore...
Blake: Y-You didn't need to explain all of that mom...
Kali: I had to, how else could I explain all the times Jaune brought me to the peak of ecstasy with explains why the sheets are so stained~?
Blake: Mother?!
Kali: Ah-hahaha~! Oh don't be so bashful Blake. I've heard how loud you are when Jaune takes you to the peak of ecstasy yourself~!
Blake: You have?!
Jaune: I told you, you were loud...
Kali: Now that I've explained how this all happened, I need a why... It was that tea over there, yes?
Jaune: Uhh, yeah it was that tea.
Kali: Alright then... Let's see what we have~!
Blake: Mom?! Don't get out of bed without covering... yourself... f-first...?
Jaune: Whoa... I was tapping that...?
Kali: Hmmm? 'Sniff, sniff.' Ohh~?
Kali: Blake~?
Blake: Y-Yes?
Kali: Come here... Siiip~!
Blake: What is it Mo... MPHH?! Mmmm~!
Jaune: Whoa...!
Kali: Ahh~! Mmm... tasty~!
Blake: Ahh-haha... Oh gods... Mom...?
Kali: On the bed with you~!
Blake: Ooph!
Jaune: Uhh? Kali, what are you...?
Kali: Oh, there it is~!
Blake: M-Mom... W-Why do I feel so hot...?
Kali: I'll explain it in one moment deary. Now, under here... over there... There we go~!
Blake: M-Mom?! W-Why did you tie me up?! Ohh-ohoh~! Why do I feel so warm down there~?!
Jaune: Uhh...? K-Kali why are you... Mphh?!
Kali: Mmmmm~! Ahh~! Gods you are so tasty Jaune~!
Jaune: Ahh... D-Did you just force that tea down my throat?
Kali: In deed I did~!
Jaune: Whoa... I feel did again... And... And, why do I feel so aroused? Wait... is that a...?!
Kali: An aphrodisiac? Why yes it is~!
Jaune: An aphrodisiac?! Blake did you give me that?!
Blake: I-I heard it was a stimulant! Ah-haha~! Fuck! I feel so horny now!
Kali: Blake gave it to you warm, it's meant to be served cold... and with sugar, mint to improve the flavour... Now then, shall we begin Jaune~?
Jaune: B-Begin... Begin what?
Kali: I was looking for Blake's ribbon because I wanted to tie her to her bed, then seduce you.
Jaune: S-Seduce me...?
Kali: I've gotten so hot, and bothered listening to you two horn dogs go at it... I wanted to have my turn, and let Blake know what it's like to listen to you making a girl moan your name in blinding pleasure~!
Blake: Y-You have~?
Kali: Yes~! Now then, Jaune~?
Jaune: Y-Yes...?
Kali: Blake's ready for you... Go on... Claim your horny bitch in heat~!
Jaune: ...
Blake: Ahh... Jaune~?
Jaune: Y-Yeah...?
Blake: Knock me up, Master~!
Jaune: ....
Jaune: Alright then~!
One man, different flavour.
Another piece i did for Stardrift
Fox!Weiss: Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Rabbit!Jaune: For the last time, it's "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
Fox!Weiss: Sorry da-
Jaune: What did you do?
Wolf!Ruby: *growling bloody murder from upstairs* WHY DO JAUNE'S SHEETS SMELL LIKE WEISS' MUSKY FOX HOLE!?
Weiss: BETTER THAN YOUR SOGGY MANGE CARPET!
Jaune: *walking into the kitchen* Hey Yang, I'm gonna need a drink.
Grizzly!Yang: Started chilling the glass as soon as I heard yelling.
Blake: We were making sandwiches anyway. Bourbon and Cherry Coke right?
Jaune: The angels descend.
Yang: What an odd way to suggest sitting on your face.
Jaune: Just for that, I'm gonna eat your sandwich.
Yang: ...
Blake: ...
Jaune: ...You don't have to do this. Blake, tell her she doesn't have to do this.
Yang: *INHALES*
Blake: I'll make sure your eulogy is beautiful.
Yang: WHAT AN ODD WAY TO-
Jaune: *dies*
Trust Leon😅🪓
Unohana is the most beautiful in the Soul Society
Eh... Mmmm... hehe😳
Just scrolling down @fandom-wind and look at what I found.
Thank's pal!
@cheeseeater2
Penny and Ruby want to go on a date but Ciel is being super strict about time so they decide to to distract her by having her run into a shirtless Jaune and then melting into a mess not able to handle her crush shirtless.
The Distraction
Ciel: Okay, if you want to leave for your date, you need to be awake by 7:00 hours. Dressed by 7:30 hours. Have breakfast by 7:00 hours. Meet up by the air pads by 8:30 hours. Leave on the Bullhead by 9:800 hours. You will arrive at the landing pad at 9:30 hours. You have from 10:00 hours to 12:00 hours to explore the mall. You then have 12:00 to 12:30 hours to have lunch. Then you have from 12:30 hours to 15:45 hours till the movie. The film should end by 17:00 hundred hours. You have from 17:30 to 18:00 hours to have dinner. You are then expected to be back here at Atlas Academy by 18:30 hrs. I will be joining you on your date to make sure you adhere to this schedule. Understood?
Ruby: Uhh... could you excuse us for one moment?
Ciel: You have five minutes.
Ruby: Okay….
Ruby: Look Penny, I know she's looking out for us, but I don't want our date to be running on a timetable.
Penny: While I understand where Ciel is coming from, I'm afraid it will get in the way of us enjoying our date.
Ruby: I don't want her third wheeling us on our date!
Penny: Me neither. But, Ciel is rather stubborn when it comes to sticking to her timetable.
Ruby: Crap... we gotta do something to keep her out of our way...
Penny: What can we do?
Ruby: Hmmm... Oh! I have an idea!
Penny: What is your idea?
Ruby: Just wait, and see~!
Ciel: Two minutes remaining...
Ruby: Oh come on?!
~~~
Ciel: Ruby, Penny, it is 8:37 hours... Are you ready to depart on your date?
Ruby: Almost, I just gotta do one thing first!
Ciel: And, what is that?
Ruby: Oh Jaune~!
Ciel: J-Jaune?!
Ruby: You ready to hit the 'Beach?'
Ciel: B-Beach?
Jaune: Hell yeah! I'm ready to hit the beach! I never knew Atlas had an artificial indoor beach. But man, I'm ready to hit the beach, and rewind!
Jaune: Seriously... I need to relax. Work has been exhausting...
Jaune: Hmm? Oh, hi Ciel!
Ciel: H-H-H-Hi J-J-Jaune?!
Ciel: Oh fuck he's so hot!
Ruby: Hi Jaune, we're about to head out on our date.
Jaune: Oh, what are you two doing?
Penny: We're going to the mall to watch a movie!
Ruby: The latest Warmech movie!
Jaune: They made a new one? I had no idea...
Ruby: Hey! I know, hey Ciel, why don't you join Jaune at the beach!
Jaune: Yeah, that's a great idea! No one else wanted to come with me, it'll be fun!
Ciel: Holy fuck! He's ripped like a brick warehouse... I want to climb that brick wall...
Jaune: Ciel?
Ciel: Hmm what, yes?!
Jaune: You okay, you're spacing out there.
Ciel: I'm sorry... I was busy with... with keeping the time...?
Jaune: Okay...? Anyway, are you coming?
Ciel: C-Coming? Coming where?
Jaune: To the Schnee Beach!
Ruby: Isn't it called the 'Schneach?'
Jaune: I refuse to call it by that name.
Ruby: Okay...?
Ciel: Oh, I... I-I-I don't have a swimsuit, so...?
Jaune: Oh we can get you one there! Come on, it'll be fun!
Ciel: Oh, b-b-but I don't think I can...?!
Jaune: I think you'll look great in a bikini, so come on, let's have some fun!
Ciel: Y-You do...?
Jaune: Yeah, you're really pretty
Ciel: Y-Y-You think I'm pretty?!
Jaune: Yeah. You're beautiful.
Ciel: O-Oh... t-thank you...
Jaune: so... are you coming, or not?
Ciel: Well... sure! I'll go with you!
Jaune: Awesome! Let's go!
Ciel: B-Bye guys be back at... Ohh?!
Jaune: Come on Ciel, forget the timetable, and let's have some fun~!
Ciel: Eep! O-Okay!
Ruby: Bye Ciel~!
Penny: Have fun~!
Ruby: ...
Ruby: They're totally going to bang aren't they?
Penny: Well, we're going to, that's why I didn't want her getting in our way.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: W-What...?
My brother has a theory regarding games that he sums up like so:
“Everything is going to end up in a knife fight anyway, so all I have to do is start that fight as soon as possible and be good with a knife”
And a lot of times I wanna argue but fuck if he didn’t just demolish me in battletech, again.
The BattleTech Clans are at once one of the funnest and dumbest scifi factions I've ever seen. A weird offshoot of humanity born from what remained of a galaxy spanning military fucking off into the void, almost dying out, and being rescued from doom by hard pivoting to being Proud Warrior Race guys (unless youre not warrior caste and then you just kinda work for those guys). Everyone is named like theyre from the american midwest. They find the idea of being born naturally gross because most Warrior caste are born from artificial wombs.
They do insane eugenics that has produced a group of extremely tall guys who wear power armor (not space marines dont call them space marines) and a group of really short guys who are ace fighterpilots (battletech is mostly about mechs and tanks tho so being genetically engineered to pilot a jet seems like a bit of a cruel joke given their awkward position in the game space), and a group of mostly normal looking guys who are really good at piloting mechs.
They have totem animals and some of them have invented really intricate mysticism around those animals. They invaded the inner sphere mostly to prove their weird society was better than the sphere's various cultures, and then lost the whole thing due to a gamble that they could beat a telecommunications company in a fight.
They had a massive civil war and half of the clans either went extinct or dropped out of the setting entirely because they went isolationist and won't let anyone come near the Clan Homeworlds.
Most recently one of the clans managed to conquer earth and refounded the big space empire that the clans originally descended from and almost everyone in the setting looked at that and said "ok" and went back to their own business because earth isnt actually that important and being part of the empire doesnt mean anything to them cause they got their own shit going on.
Theyre an awful mess and they suck and I love laughing at them. But they also built the Timberwolf and that thing fucks so whose to say if theyre bad or not?